Michael Emrys Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 It was surreal to be sure. I'm surprised he didn't crush your skull between his hands. He must be mellowing in his old age. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 BTW, what's Berli doing in Minnie...er, Many...er, that town anyway? Last I heard, and it's been a long time, he was outposted somewhere in Colorado. Michael Figuring that maybe he hadn't paid enough for past life transgressions, he decided to spend some time with dalem, Seanachai and Lars in their time-share existence in Purgatory North, would be my guess. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 19, 2013 Author Share Posted March 19, 2013 Kinda proves the philosophy of Karma, or to use a Christian version; Whatever you sow, so shall you reap. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 I'm surprised he didn't crush your skull between his hands. He must be mellowing in his old age. Michael He's actually quite cuddly in person. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 He's actually quite cuddly in person. Cuddly??? And you know this how? What have you two been up to, hmmmm? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 Cuddly??? And you know this how? What have you two been up to, hmmmm? Michael I remember nothing, deny everything, and regret SOME THINGS. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I remember nothing, deny everything, and regret SOME THINGS. Oh... you must be talking about going in together with Seanachaion buying all those yoga pants for yourselves which have now been recalled because they're too... transparent (ick). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 But you must know what an exhibitionist the Gnome is? No shame at all there. And as for dalem, as long as he is amply supplied with booze and cigars, I can't imagine he cares very much about anything else. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 20, 2013 Share Posted March 20, 2013 I remember when the Gnome tried to make famous the "Chaps with no pants look. His neighbors are still undergoing deep, deep therapy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 I remember when the Gnome tried to make famous the "Chaps with no pants look. His neighbors are still undergoing deep, deep therapy. Well, he'd been at the pub drinking and listening to some local talent talk about their encounters with "those chaps with no pants" and thought it sounded like a good idea. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 He would. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Seanachai's "good ideas" cause warning bells to go off in a 4 county area. When he gets a thoughtful look, people treat it like a canary in a coal mine and start running for high ground. Oh sure, that was a mixed metaphor, but it shows how passionately I feel about this! When he gazes off into the distance and his brow becomes furrowed, RUN! RUN AND DO NOT LOOK BACK! He's either having a "good" idea or he's feeling gassy. Either one can kill you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 22, 2013 Share Posted March 22, 2013 Remember when he thought it would be great fun to see how fast the car could go after spraying black paint all over the windshield? Leather restraints were required in that case as I recall. Ah, memories... Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 He thought it made him invisible. Like when he would hide from people by closing his eyes. That's taking disturbed to a whole new level. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I remember when he took off his red Pointy Hat and that was disturbing at an even, lower, level. Gnomes aren't supposed to appear to slither and crawl but bounce and caper towards rocky promontories to be pushed off. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 Gnomes aren't supposed to appear to slither and crawl but bounce and caper towards rocky promontories to be pushed off. Ooooo! Ooooo! Loch Ness! Feed the monster! Feed the monster! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted March 24, 2013 Share Posted March 24, 2013 I remember when the Gnome dropped a frozen chicken brick on his foot. And also, when Joe pulled out his silverware drawer. Good times. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Don't get out much any more? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 25, 2013 Share Posted March 25, 2013 Looking to start a club? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 The Gnomey club? G-N-O M-E-Y G-N-O-M-E! That doesn't really work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted March 26, 2013 Share Posted March 26, 2013 The still haven't won a 'MacArthur genius grant' club. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Ay, Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw It's Yeknod the Donkey. jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw. De Grey and Frumpy Donkey. Lalalalalalalalala. lalalalalaladidooda. Seanachai's got a little friend his name is Yeknod. The cutest little donkey, you never see him kick. When Seanachai vists his Cesspoolians with Yeknod he'll be. Because Boo cannot climb the Cess the sides too slippery. (Chorus) Dingleberriess around his feet and presents on da sled. Hey look at da Justicar's duncecap, on top of Yeknods head. A pair of shoes for Noba and a dress for Emrys. Da label on de inside says dare made in Minneap-a-lee. (Chorus) Children sing and clap dare hands and Yeknod starts ta dance. Dey talk Ozztralian to him and he even understands! Ay, Jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw It's Yeknod the Donkey. jing-a-di-jing hee haw hee haw. De Grey and Frumpy Donkey. Lalalalalalalalala. lalalalalaladidooda. HeeeeeeeeeeHaaaaaaaaawww! Hooooooooooooooonk! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Boy, that was pathetic. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 Oh dear, Emrys got it wrong! For Bugged - try "The Crystal Cave" by Mary Stewart. Her prose is like a rich soup, nourishing and warm. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 30, 2013 Share Posted March 30, 2013 ...try "The Crystal Cave" by Mary Stewart. Her prose is like a rich soup, nourishing and warm. True, but completely irrelevant to the subject at hand. Sort of like yourself. Do you always babble like this? Maybe you should be writing the little slips of paper in fortune cookies. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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