Michael Emrys Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Ah, donkey steaks over an open fire. Something to quell that primitive carnivorosity. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 11, 2013 Author Share Posted March 11, 2013 I should think a good pounding of the meat should precede the cooking, donkey is notoriously tough!. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 11, 2013 Share Posted March 11, 2013 Not so much tough as flabby. Still, a good pounding is definitely in order. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 He's a bit large for a meat grinder. But a woodchipper would work. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 He's a bit large for a meat grinder. But a woodchipper would work. Small time.... think big. Small room Donkey inside Dynamite disguised as a carrot Looney Tune Result - satifying Ka-BOOM! Instant Donkey steaks, pre cut. Noba 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Donkey hash is more like it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Donkey hash is more like it. Well it might be we scrape off the walls or ceiling, but that's not a problem. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 Is that how they do it in Europe? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 12, 2013 Share Posted March 12, 2013 I really like the way this thread has developed. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 [... meanwhile deep in the hidden, darkest recesses of the Paddock shed, a very special invitation-all conclave is taking part as part of Flatulence Week celebrations. And several, repeated large reports can be heard given in a timbre and meter of a military trot. And while the shed chimney is only issuing a steady, steaming grey plume it is expected a decision will be made quite soon where the gentle, wafting plume may suddenly erupt into a full-on spout of pyroclastic proportions.] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 13, 2013 Share Posted March 13, 2013 Or in the immortal words of Jim Morrison: "Come on baby light my fart, come on baby light my fart..." Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 14, 2013 Share Posted March 14, 2013 Just wanted to say that Windows 8 sucks canal water through a straw and so do all of you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 You use Windows? You got what you deserve. Hahahahahahahahahahaha! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 Just wanted to say that Windows 8 sucks canal water through a straw. A poor workman blames his tools... Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 15, 2013 Share Posted March 15, 2013 A poor workman blames his tools... Noba. And so I blame you because you're a really big tool. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 And so I blame you because you're a really big tool. Look out for the tool improperly wielded. It could bite you. Noba. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 16, 2013 Share Posted March 16, 2013 Look out for the tool improperly wielded. It could bite you. Maybe even amputate a part you don't use much any more. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Like his head? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 I thought he had already relegated that to doorstop. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 "You know what I really want in a girl? Me." Does anyone else think it's weird that I've had luminaries like Seanachai, Berli, and Lars all sleeping/living at my house at various times, some of them drunk at various times, and a) I haven't managed to get Lars and Berli in the same boardgame yet? Order 66) I am not worshipped for my Atomic Persiflage as is Good and Proper? Joe - the next time you are Minneapolis-bound, let me know - the Comcast addy still works, and I can put you in the same room as Seanachai, Berli, and Lars. And me, of course. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Wouldn't that initiate some kind of black hole event which would transport you all to some distant galaxy, far, far away from all of us. Not that there's anything wrong with that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 No, just a lot of lassoing and livestock branding in case someone strays 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 Joe - the next time you are Minneapolis-bound, let me know - the Comcast addy still works, and I can put you in the same room as Seanachai, Berli, and Lars. And me, of course. Excellent idea. Now if we can just manage to plant some explosives before the five of you get together... Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 18, 2013 Share Posted March 18, 2013 BTW, what's Berli doing in Minnie...er, Many...er, that town anyway? Last I heard, and it's been a long time, he was outposted somewhere in Colorado. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 19, 2013 Share Posted March 19, 2013 BTW, what's Berli doing in Minnie...er, Many...er, that town anyway? Last I heard, and it's been a long time, he was outposted somewhere in Colorado. Michael Moved out here in the fall. Stayed with me for a while before getting his own pad. It was surreal to be sure. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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