Boo Radley Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 I thought you were after the complete set. You know, staying up late to see if a finger or toe had turned up on eBay. Or even an ear. Michael If a leper gives you the finger, do you have to give it back? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 You mean this kind of victory? And this kind? I wont post the traditional Australia day vegemite bikini wrestling photos though I don't think your pacemaker could handle them.Sorry ... what? Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Those girls need a good feed...I suggest roast chicken and hommous. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Buzzsaw Posted January 27, 2012 Share Posted January 27, 2012 Those girls need a good feed...I suggest roast chicken and hommous. For once, Shaw and I agree on something. I am certainly not above ogling (or leering), but those girls need a few more pounds and a few more years on them. In other news, OGSF and I have finished our match. The final had OGSF losing twice as many men and AFVs as me, and the vast majority of his remaining forces running around looking for a change of underwear. Despite this, my plodding and incomplete advance allowed him to salvage a draw. No matter, the rematch is underway, and I am confident that the drunken Scotsman will not escape a second time. Perhaps I will post a proper summary, complete with snaps of piled OGSF pixxeltruppen corpses. Perhaps I will have a beer. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Those girls need a good feed...I suggest roast chicken and hommous. Perhaps this crew is more to your taste. They do not appear to have passed up many meals. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 Okay, Emrys, I don't know what private stash of personal faves that image came from, but you need to be physically hurt, BIG TIME, right the feck now! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 It's probably his desktop wallpaper. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 In other news...Boo surrenders. Point score 650 - zero, nix, nada, blot, Emrys IQ. Funny thing was, Boo had more troops than I did at one of the VLs and could have retaken the position IF he wasn't so lazy AND he wasn't so asceered of the military genuis that is your Olde Unca Stukey. Shock and awe I tells ya...shock and awe. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 P.S. Before the grammer nazis get up on their little hind legs and start yapping, I know I spelt 'genius' wrong. Deal with it... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 P.S. Before the grammer nazis get up on their little hind legs and start yapping, I know I spelt 'genius' wrong. Deal with it... You also spelled Stuka wrong ... it should be spelled "Complete Idiot and Resident Buffoon." Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CupOHemlock Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 "Grammar" as well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ng cavscout Posted January 28, 2012 Share Posted January 28, 2012 For once, Shaw and I agree on something. I am certainly not above ogling (or leering), but those girls need a few more pounds and a few more years on them. In other news, OGSF and I have finished our match. The final had OGSF losing twice as many men and AFVs as me, and the vast majority of his remaining forces running around looking for a change of underwear. Despite this, my plodding and incomplete advance allowed him to salvage a draw. No matter, the rematch is underway, and I am confident that the drunken Scotsman will not escape a second time. Perhaps I will post a proper summary, complete with snaps of piled OGSF pixxeltruppen corpses. Perhaps I will have a beer. I have to agree about the girls as well, a bit more meat on their bones and a little more life experience would do wonders. I was watching a comic last night and he put it well. "There are differences between girls and women, you aren't a woman until a person steps out of your v a g i n a and stomps all over your dreams". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 In other news...Boo surrenders. Point score 650 - zero, nix, nada, blot, Emrys IQ. Funny thing was, Boo had more troops than I did at one of the VLs and could have retaken the position IF he wasn't so lazy AND he wasn't so asceered of the military genuis that is your Olde Unca Stukey. Shock and awe I tells ya...shock and awe. See, this is what I find curious (Along with Stuka's sense of style); I had the VL. The object was to hold the high ground. I had the high ground. Stuka's troops never engaged my men, and yet he was awarded the points? (Well, him being awarded ANYTHING other than 'Imbecile of the year' is suspicious just in itself) This has to be a bug that I hope is corrected in the next patch. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 "Grammar" as well. You have to make allowances for Stuka*, he incredibly, mind-numbingly stupid. It shows in every little thing he does. By definition anything and everything he does is bound to be little. The only thing great about him is his stupidity, which is of truly cosmic proportions. In fact, he is the sole possessor of almost half of all the stupidity in the universe (the other half being the proud possession of Joe Shaw). *Actually, you don't. He shouldn't have an allowance at all. He'd probably only hurt himself with it, and while that wouldn't be a bad thing, it probably wouldn't be prudent for me to encourage in a public medium his early demise. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 29, 2012 Share Posted January 29, 2012 Stuka's troops never engaged my men. You want our troops to get married? I don't know what patch you're waiting for but I don't believe BTS have that particular need very high on their list of priorities. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 You want our troops to get married? This is why people tend to find you disgusting and try their utmost to stay away from you. Well... this is just one of the multitude of reasons people tend to find you disgusting and try their utmost to stay away from you. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 Actually, his attempts to express himself in English are somewhat amusing as long as he keeps his distance. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I could express myself in Cro-Magnon and you still wouldn't get it. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 30, 2012 Share Posted January 30, 2012 I could express myself in Cro-Magnon and you still wouldn't get it. Really? You could effectively double your vocabulary and not have your head explode? That's surprising. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Not 1/2 as surprising as the next ass-whipping you've got coming up in...oh, 20+ turns or so. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 Not 1/2 as surprising as the next ass-whipping you've got coming up in...oh, 20+ turns or so. It's going to take you 20 (or more) turns? You gonna handicap yourself by not looking at his forces ahead of time? Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 As a player of honour Joe, I have not only insisted that Boo picks the scenario but also that I defend, given that attackers seem to have an advantage in CMx2. I have to do all I can to give the lad a chance of winning against me seeing as I'm all Uber and stuff. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 [studying intently the dispersion pattern of owl pellets around the Paddock...] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 As a player of honour Joe, I have not only insisted that Boo picks the scenario but also that I defend, given that attackers seem to have an advantage in CMx2. I have to do all I can to give the lad a chance of winning against me seeing as I'm all Uber and stuff. Yeah... about that? You said you'd look for something, but I'd already found a scenario, so there was no insisting on your part. And that bit about defending? I'm the Germans and I'm defending. So you're wrong on both counts. Oh, wow... who could have seen that coming????? So you're Uber all right. Uber goofy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 31, 2012 Share Posted January 31, 2012 As a player of honour... Most hilarious thing you've ever posted. Congratulations. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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