Joe Shaw Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 ...you know it's OFJ's gums working overtime.Now Stuka, there's no need to hide it any longer ... you are ALSO Dovahkiin, Dragon Born and I acknowledge you with the traditional shout of FUS RO DAH! How do I know that you play the game? Come now, all one has to do is Google "Skyrim Cheats" and page after page comes up that allow a player with less than the normal amount of honor to win consistently without effort or ability. Of course I prefer to play the game honestly but not all feel that way. Why it's tailor-made for you! Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Go Big Blue!!!! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Foul Temptress!! Do not confuse me with the other fantasy-role playing weirdos you commune with online. Why is it you always take the character of Elfin princess? Do you like to think of yourself as a doe-eyed, large breasted pixie with pointed ears? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Go Big Blue!!!! Forget Big Blue, you have a faltering attack that needs tending to. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 4, 2012 Share Posted February 4, 2012 Foul Temptress!! Do not confuse me with the other fantasy-role playing weirdos you commune with online. Why is it you always take the character of Elfin princess? Do you like to think of yourself as a doe-eyed, large breasted pixie with pointed ears? No, you're thinking of my loyal and trusty Housecarl Lydia who accompanies me on every quest ... Or perhaps my lovely and talented game wife, Karita ... Or even my other Housecarl in Solitude, Jardis ... Odd how this game has such a hold on me ... Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 I know Boo Radley, I know ... and I'm sure I'll feel a twinge of guilt when that Ancient Dragon swoops down to grab you, lifts you up by your arms to a couple of hundred feet and then drops you to "tenderize" the meal. The guilt will be because I could have saved you ... quite easily in fact, but didn't because ... well, you would be too far behind me and, having taken an arrow to the knee, you wouldn't be able to run away fast enough. I keep telling you that there's a time and a place for gathering rocks but it isn't on an open plain when you hear that telltale flapping above you. And, of course, there's no profit in plain old rocks but you continue to insist on "mining" every rock you see without paying attention to those with the stippled pattern that indicates some value. Also I may not have enough Daedric arrows and there are standards to be maintained when fighting an Ancient Dragon, a crummy Blood Dragon sure, I'd use Iron arrows for that but I'd be drummed out of the Blades for using Iron arrows on an Ancient Dragon ... Michael will understand of course. Joe So, are you a functioning nutter? I mean, can you go out in the real world and work and buy groceries and gas up the car like regular people, or have you gone completely around the bend? Just curious. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 So, are you a functioning nutter? I mean, can you go out in the real world and work and buy groceries and gas up the car like regular people, or have you gone completely around the bend? Just curious.Don't deny it Boo Radley, if you hadn't taken an arrow to the knee you'd be out there adventuring with the ... well, not the BEST, but certainly with the average. There's no shame in being an assistant to Belethor of Belethor's General Goods ... it IS annoying when you constantly remind everyone that you work with Belethor at Belethor's General Goods ... got it, got it the first dozen times you told me. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Yep. Just as I figured. Completely knee-knocking, barking like a seal, mad as a wet hen. We all knew this day would come, I just never thought it would be quite this amusing. I'd hoped, but never thought it would. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Odd how this game has such a hold on me ... It seems you are holding yourself more than the game ever could. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 It seems you are holding yourself more than the game ever could.Admit it Stuka, when you saw those shots you immediately bought the game. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 No, you're thinking of my loyal and trusty Housecarl Lydia who accompanies me on every quest ... <snip> Or perhaps my lovely and talented game wife, Karita ... <snip> Or even my other Housecarl in Solitude, Jardis ... <snip> Odd how this game has such a hold on me ... Joe Still dabbling in pixelated love, Joe? Steve 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 5, 2012 Share Posted February 5, 2012 Go Big Blue! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Yes, yes, yes, we all know you're a big Michigan fan, but you can give it a rest now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Go Big Blue!Whatever ... Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Go Big Blue! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Isn't it time that somebody put Nidan1 out of his misery? Or at least out of ours? Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 Isn't it time that somebody put Nidan1 out of his misery? Or at least out of ours? I welcome the idea as it means the partnership business Nidan1 and I undertook in New York last year will be mine and mine alone! Mua..muha..MUAhahaaahaaaaa! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 "Shaftway"...how appropriate. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted February 6, 2012 Share Posted February 6, 2012 "Shaftway"...how appropriate. MichaelYou know Michael I don't often say this, for obvious reasons, but you hit the nail on the head. Now if you could just hit Stuka on the head. Joe 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 You know Michael I don't often say this, for obvious reasons, but you hit the nail on the head. Joe Don't tell him that! He'll just add it to his monumentally self serving sig line! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 You may as well make peace with the truth: I AM THE GREATEST! Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 You may as well make peace with the truth: I AM THE GREATEST! Michael Oh no you're not!! Go Big Blue!!! Parade down the Canyon of Heroes tomorrow, and none of you arses will be there. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 woo...world champions of 'merkin football...yay. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 You may as well make peace with the truth: I AM THE GREATEST! Michael Yeah... about that? No more fights for you, Ali. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted February 7, 2012 Share Posted February 7, 2012 At least the winner of the Super-Soup dish was a NY Team...we Noo Yawkers are very proud of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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