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True that, db! I've even been known to use numerous saves during the set-up phase alone. With all that planning, who has time to actually play the game?

Welcome to The Forum, Squallion. Before long you too can become a full-time lurker...unless you commit yourself now to playing the game. Leave it all out on the field. You've been warned!

Phase Two: "Honey, let's go shopping. Together." Later that day, at the mall: "I know they only sell video games. It's the journey that matters, not the destination. And we are...shopping." Wife rolls eyes.

JuJu, glad to hear you're getting out of that hellhole. You're one of the lucky ones. Speaking of lucky, please be sure to bring Olga with you. My son needs his mother. And I need my borscht.

"Better be home before the snowflakes fly." Snow? In Russia? Never happens.

Dank u wel, mijn vriend. Are you sure you're in Pitrovsk? The only waitress I can recall was Olga The Slinger of Borscht. Of course, drink enough vodka and anyone is bound to look desirable, even our Ole Pal Josef. Your girlfriend says: "Better be home before the snowflakes fly." Don't worry. I'll keep an eye on her for you. Hanse

How about our man Horst, standing in the middle of the carnage, hands in the air? I'm sure he thought of providing medical assistance, if only briefly, before s*hitting himself.

Ya gotta love the scout team. Dude with binoculars still can't see the flamer ten feet in front of him. Note to self: when approaching an OT34, have a plan.

It isn't a wienie roast without the wienies. On second thought...pass the mustard.

Oddball, you are one sick puppy. But don't stop on my account.

Company of What?

Amazing shot, Oddity. How I would love a full length mural of this is my man cave!

Great stuff, Jacko. Looking forward to the follow-up to Episode One.

Ah, "The Real World"...I've heard of that. Nice place to visit...but I wouldn't want to die there.

Touché, Umlaut. Ninja-ed again.

Did anyone happen to notice the skirts on the Panzer?

You guys want old? Banesy's Granpappy invented fire. True that.

Another thing, Vein. Your background creates a realistic 3D effect unlike any I've ever seen before. Keep the pix comin'.

Great shots, Vein. Literally. Especially in your top photo.

Girls and tank tops. What's not to like?

Jorge, you have taken tank porn to a new level. For this we say: "Arigato!"

I believe the image Phil posted was, in fact, a bit of deception. By leading his opponent to believe he had a Mobelwagen strategically placed behind the "toolshed", he discouraged the enemy from venturing anywhere near his ammo dump. Misinformation has its place. Well played, Sir.

Leonardo who?

Too funny, Welshman. And how very, very sad. (I can relate.)

Methinks Ole Wifey will clue in pretty quickly when you go missing for hours...if not days on end in front of your computer. Welcome to the only game in town.