PanzerMike

No no no, you completely misunderstood, sburke. The donkey plays Emrys' flute because Emrys blows

Aw. Just play Polozk. You know you want to! If you leave the setup as it is, you can start playing right away. Play it for 15 minutes. Then try to put it down...

Tsk tsk. Consider your invitation cancelled Emrys. I hear your flute playing sucks anyway. The donkey on the other hand...

Yeah, and Emrys is like sooo old. A relic really. A fossil. Ow wait, this is not the Peng thread...

He Umlaut. Just released a city scenario. Wonder how that looks with your mod!

Thanks verulam! Good to hear you enjoyed this one. It is somewhat different compared to most other scenarios I think. Playing the defender in a city fight against the AI. What was your end result?

I never thought of you lot as Gnomes. Hicks maybe, not gnomes. Shine on you crazy diamonds!

My my, no garden parties in your parts eh. Life is surely bleak in your shabby medieval fiefdom. By the way, one of the entertainers who was supposed to perform on my garden party was a bit cheeky (probably a SSN). He is now rotting away in a dungeon in Akron. Can Emrys do any tricks? Sing? Dance? Play the flute? Wait, maybe some exotic animals would be nice. Where can I get a Boo( Donkey?

Eeeh, mirekm61, are you sure you are not playing CMRT Fester Platz Polozk No rubbled streets in CMRT Gates of Warsaw... Glad you are enjoying it so far!

A lowly Squire. Nah. I think of myself more as a Grand Vizier. In fact you are all invited to my garden party. If you behave that is.

Good luck rocketman!

I think you must proceed some more. It ain't over till it's over... This scenario is somewhat different from my other scenarios. Usually I design it in a way that the action starts almost right away. Not so much in this one. So, the start may be perceived as somewhat 'slow'. This may not be to the liking of all players. But I figured I give this a try for players who like a 'slower' game. Let me know how it worked out in the end for you.

Ow good, hope you enjoy it. And if you want to make a video on that one too, I ain't stopping you

Ye olde geezers crack me up. No really. Nothing is more fun than reading all this silly crap on The Mutha Bijoutiful Thread. The MBT has been around for as long as I can remember on this forum, but I never bothered to read any of it until very recently. Seems I missed out on a lot of fun all these long years

Date: 2 July 1944, 0800 hours Weather: Cool and hazy Location: City of Polozk (Belarus) Map size: 704 x 544 Forcesize: Company(+) Playtime: 1 hour 30 minutes Playmode: Axis vs AI only (I am afraid H2H the Soviet player will have it much too easy) Polozk has been declared a "Fortress" by the Fuhrer, to be held at all costs. Your job is to carry out this Fuhrer Befehl. The Russian offensive must be stopped and the front stabilized. Defend Polozk to the bitter end! Good luck and all comments welcome as usual!

Nice work!! You like city fights? You might want to take a look at CMRT Fester Platz Polozk then, which I hope will be up on the repository some time today. Well done.

Testing is done. Scenario finalized and uploaded to the repository. If the powers that be at BFC HQ work fast, it will be out this weekend.

Russian rebels suspected to have shot down a passenger aircraft (by mistake). No survivors, 295 casualties. If the rebels are indeed responsible for this, who knows what will happen now...

Thanks a lot Frankster! Video AAR? Yummie

Calm before the storm...

@wildboar: thank you for rating this scenario in the repository. Feedback on a scenario played H2H is valuable to me. It is tricky to make a scenario that is both playable vs AI and vs a human. If you have some more detailed comments you would like to share, lemme know

Testing is as good as done. This scenario will most likely be published at the end of the week. Stay tuned.

Ah, the one story building bug. Yeah, that is a nasty one, forgot about that...

Guys, there is so much on the way to keep you busy for a long time. Meanwhile, enjoy CMRT! I have not encountered any bug that gets in the way to enjoy it fully so far. New scenarios are being uploaded to the repository regularly also. Have you played everything yet? *Shameless plug starts here* My latest scenario "CMRT Fester Platz Polozk" is in the final stages of being playtested by some of the betas and some volunteers form the outer board. I expect one more week at the most and it will be published. I think you may enjoy it. *Shameless plug stops here* Yes yes, the guys at BFC are no chatterboxes. And yes, that can be a bit frustrating at times. That is how BFC rolls at the moment, like it or not. But they deliver fine games, and that is what REALLY counts in the end, no?

Don't you mean Lord Git and Supreme Bugger ?