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I don't mean to poke my oar in... but have you flipping idiots still not yet realised you can have two exe files... one V1.01 and one V1.03?

I don't mean to poke my oar in... but have you flipping idiots still not yet realised you can have two exe files... one V1.01 and one V1.03?

Pots & pans & the colour blue spring to mind... or was it red. EDIT Oh & as for my sig line (which I've had for several months now, congratulations on your quick observation skills)... it is 'official', I was blessed by Peng himself of course (& then disowned ... what a total bast££d... oh how I... love him) but more importantly I anointed myself 'Messiah' after realising how badly this place needed fresh blood (IIRC twas a mind numbingly boring post by Berli... no it wasn't even a post it was just an annoying noise). I'm playing a kick ass scenario called 'trap or something in el gobi or maybe at el gobo or somewhere near a gobi... oh & there’s a trap'. I recommend it... [ December 21, 2004, 05:10 PM: Message edited by: 37mm ]

Damnations all of ya & a fecking new year! I now know that I should’ve restarted the thread like I was tempted to do… it’d have pissed of that damn Pengless bureaucrat plus it might have woken up that feckin Seanachai (He accuses ME of ignoring him yet I’ve written six posts aimed at him & gotten zilch). You know I (I being 37mm not 37 mike mike) managed to whinge my way to squire…ship, so there is precedent if I have to start whinging my way to becoming a knight. Ain’t bloody right of course, I’ve completed one quest perhaps if I complete another one that’d get more attention… that’s right another bloody one. TWO quests’… the secular world fecks me off sometimes… And another thing where’s that Irish buggar? Sodden off like the Tasmanian, that ShostiesIV, and that V24below (though that feckhead is no great loss), I tell thee! I also tell you that we’re losing SSN’s (& potential choir boys) because of poor rules & stuff… I don’t even need to tell you who I blame for that… (sigh) <font size=1>A bloody soddin lawyer, why a bloody lawyer?</font> (sigh)

IIRC then 'Scobies' 70th Divison attack out of Tobruk during crusader also began at night... I keep on meaning to make an AK operation on that action

Still with large/medium hills & a village... surely that would provide enough 'features' for people. Heck make a map with more tree's.

Does enjoy mean something different over there than it does here? 250th post... [ December 20, 2004, 06:29 PM: Message edited by: 37mm ]

Fear not Pengless New Yoika, I have not been tamed I am merely helping out my liege... its not as if I'm about to join the 'Woo-hoo the Justicar is THE greatest' club! I may as well bold his name as I try to destro... save him from himself. [ December 20, 2004, 10:04 AM: Message edited by: 37mm ]

Message understood, my post has been edited accordingly...

Fire mod... he has an explosion Mod. I've never seen a mod for the actual 'stream' of fire itself

Huh I do your bidding & get nothing but a Boot... I know it wasn't much of a Boot, just a playful slap really & I know you only did it to 'please' the Justicar but still...

Go Ravens!

Go Ravens!

Well it seems no-one is sending me turns (including a certain lady who got all stroppy with me not so long ago… *sigh* one rule for us & another for them ey lads?)… so I may as well dip my toe back into the pool once again & deal with our errant Justicar. Mr Joe Shmoe I feel you don’t understand what I’ve been trying to do, I can’t speak for Boo, but for me personally I haven’t been trying to destroy or humiliate you in any way if anything I have been trying to save you… from yourself You Joe must have realised long ago that your authority was slipping away, you needed a public relations victory, you needed ‘celebrity’… you chose wisely my Liege… he provided the movie star good looks & fine teeth to the crumbling justicarate. And yet you hadn’t been honest to Boo had you? You intended to merely use his aura, his essence & yet share nothing of your own ill gotten power. My liege if he has any fault it is a tendency towards being TOO loyal, TOO understanding. If I was him I wouldn’t have put up with the put downs, the lack of true authority, the parasitic 'feeding' by a decrepit old fool. But Boo stuck with it, he worked hard to smooth over the increasingly insane proclamations you were spouting out, he was more loyal than any one man had any right to deserve… However the final straw must surely have been your personal war against me… from the moment I arrived the sheer chasm between you & Boo has been made obvious to all. Whilst Boo has nurtured & cultured me as best he can, backing up my holiness with material & intellectual tools you have shied away from ‘the leading light’. Terrified by the firm questions I have asked of the corrupt Justicar… You have used your dictatorship to humiliate the house of (sigh) JD Morse (sigh) but worse you’ve only ended up humiliating yourself… Joe it could have been so different…, you should have realised that Boo was a true partner & your righteous successor. Instead you forced him into becoming the anti-justicar & I suspect your hand in the witchery which even now lingers over him. The past is probably not a possibility any more… Boo’s resignation has allowed him to devote more time to his true love… faceted gemstones. I doubt he’d want to ever aid you again. However I may be of assistance… maybe not NOW as I’m only a Knight-to-be (indeed should be) but maybe later you could relax your grip on the reigns, hand over to someone with more jip, just for awhile, just till you get a control of things again, till the... the cloud clears. Come on Joe you can tell me about your problems, the burden of being Justicar must be great, who could have handled it so well for so long… but everyone has a breaking point… EVERYONE Joe… your point passed long ago… you’ve been running on borrowed time… I know you like Western analogies… Joe the wagon is leaving town All I want to do Joe is help you… [ December 20, 2004, 06:42 AM: Message edited by: 37mm ]

Oh Justicar, Justicar, Justicar… Was it I who allowed some of the worst thread titles & rules yet seen to go unmolested, rules so confused that no SSN could fathom his rights from his privileges? Was it I who upon witnessing the greatest of threads & rules seen for many a moon decided to throw a benny which almost certainly aided in the closing of that glorious thread? Was it I who ignored thy masters blood hamster, who mocked our house at every possibility? Was it I who endlessly undermined his own hard working junior Justicar in front of everyone? Is it I who wets himself continuously yet simply waves a rule book that no-one has read & few believe even exists? Was it I who upon completion of my quest tried (unsuccessfully) to demote me to serf as reward?!? You are here today Justicar, undermined not by me but by yourself… you have no-one else to blame.

Nonsense you probably don’t remember, what with that honeycomb skull and all, but I cleaned your shoes. It was on page 6… The Justicar probably has a Pengless subsection or clause or something that prevents people crawling in the Cesspool… [ December 19, 2004, 08:26 AM: Message edited by: 37mm ]

I think there was a movie about a recon unit assigned to the Ardennes region which ended up getting cut off but I don't think there was much fighting in that movie…

For all, admittedly, but especially punishing for him… just imagine what it’d be like to be dalem

Do you mean irresistible as in ‘I cannot resist giving him a kick in the dooleys’?

Heretic!!! We say we make him a serf & then lynch him… We also say that lynching is far too good for dalem… just let him continue to 'exist' its punishment enough

Some people say they don't like the desert battles because they are all flat & featureless battlefields but can’t they play QB’s with medium hills, villages, medium tree’s etc? I agree that Matilda’s & to some extent Valentines are used too much in AK, Crusaders look cool at least just before they explode & burn… But then 80mm Stugs & Tigers were used too much by German players in BB so its just deserts I say...

Well, maybe you ought to check out ancient/modern methods of recuiruitment. I mean, some offers of illegal substances and perhaps the possibility of female carnal pleasure and we would have been talking! </font>

Wholesome, modern, Greek… three words you’d never have thought would be in the same sentence. What next controversial, exciting, Belgium?