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  1. No it hasn't... have you fallen in love with a sheep yet? *37mm turns away quickly, snickering as he does*
  2. 37mm stares at the screen open mouthed, his mind swirling with shock… he reaches for the 12 gauge, begins to turn it on himself & then decides… NO I’m better than this, this, this, THIS… arsehole licking nobody. Do you even know who I am? I’m the fecking Messiah you little fricking git! That means I not only have an infinite love of Peng but I also have an infinite ability to forgive myself. You talk to me of ‘dropping standards’ yet you don’t have ANY standards stool for brains, you are an SSN who for reasons that I don’t yet quite understand has been made a squire… but although you’re technically a squire you’re not a real one. You are less, LESS worthy of squireship than stickypiss! Stickypiss for Christ’s sake… if stickypiss was cow dung he’d not be worthy of fertilizing fields. Do you know what cow dung must do to fertilize a field? It just has to rot! Stickypiss isn’t worthy of being called a rotting piece of **** & yet he is STILL a more worthy squire than you… look Vdumbass the waffle thread was created for a purpose. It is here to house the people who just aren’t going to make it in the Peng challenge thread. You’ve been here for a year AND A HALF and yet your ‘claim to fame’ is… it is not being a proper Knight! Just stickypiss off! Oh and Before I forget… <font size=9>BOOT!!! </font>
  3. My dear lady I congratulate you on your possible acquisition of a ‘mortal enemy’ (I like the term nemesis myself) for I think we can all agree here in this place, at this time, in this company that enemies are indeed far more precious than friends and often more interesting… However I must say I’m slightly sceptical surely as you play with your dainty things, look after your Hiram and chatter pleasantly in the GF you have merely attracted a ‘slightly annoying person’? Perhaps you should leave the true hatred, the sh!t slinging, the bitter jibes, vile threats, bloodcurdling accusations, the nervous breakdowns, the drugs, the booze, the vomit, the phlegm & brutal savage combat of nemeses to the men around here… It's what we were put on this once fine planet for
  4. You call that a <font size=6>BOOT! </font>? You little limp footed pansy perhaps you’ve been learning your technique off one of the ‘four dwarfs'. I however have been trained by my liege in the ways of the <font size=6>BOOT! </font> and I can tell you that when you <font size=6>BOOT! </font> you should fecking <font size=6>BOOT! </font> like you mean it. Indeed the <font size=6>BOOT!</font> should seem MEAN when in fact it is probably a merciful <font size=6>BOOT!</font> . Clearly you can’t be a <font size=6>BOOT! </font> knight until you’ve been a serf or squire so you’ve never been a <font size=6>BOOT! </font> fecking knight! I can barely believe that the Justicar & the Olde ones lets you off the hook with a squireship but I suspect it was more out of respect for the Queen and not on account of any fecking <font size=6>BOOT! </font> merit. Now <font size=6>BOOT! </font> buggar off or I’ll <font size=6>BOOT! </font> be forced to teach you this soddin <font size=6>BOOT! </font> lesson again… oh & just one more thing <font size=6>BOOT!!! </font>
  5. Yes I agree I think I've had like one FF incident... its important that people know about this not only so they can avoid cheats but avoid becoming cheats inadvertently. A whole load of PBEM games have to be saved whilst upgrading.
  6. Yes it wasn't Brit gear that meant they got their asses handed back to them so often in the desert... twas doctrine
  7. Well clearly I need to simplify things for Kentish ‘people’... I already told you my purpose. I'm posting here to tell you that I'm not bothering to post here... sheesh!
  8. Well clearly I need to simplify things for Kentish ‘people’... I already told you my purpose. I'm posting here to tell you that I'm not bothering to post here... sheesh!
  9. In this scenario the war probably begins in 1942 as it was meant to...
  10. And there I was thinking that I was J.R.E Piddlebury to Jonathon Festerbones Mr Murray character but then again maybe I'm wrong (geddit that’s the catchphrase of Jones & Smith the famous 1920's 'comedy' duo)...
  11. Been here a year and a half and still a squire... terrible to see such stagnation and yet it STILL continues to try. Well just to make him feel important I'll rise!
  12. You sir are a bumblewoozle and a charlatan and if I were you I’d watch my mouth indeed I would wash my mouth for, for not only is it very dirty but it, it smells like an elephants behind!
  13. You sir are a bumblewoozle and a charlatan and if I were you I’d watch my mouth indeed I would wash my mouth for, for not only is it very dirty but it, it smells like an elephants behind!
  14. You know I was considering posting here at 'the waffle place' but I've decided not to bother... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: ... your loss
  15. You know I was considering posting here at 'the waffle place' but I've decided not to bother... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: ... your loss
  16. You sure have a way with words Sir... err is this the return of that witchery, that bizarro? Either way Sir I've cleaned your rubber ducky (I don't know what you did to get it so, so 'dirty') so its now ready for you to, to, to... do whatever it is you 'do' with your rubber ducky
  17. Err My Lord you are in danger of being slower at returning turns than I am, heck I've sent you my last turn twice just to see if that'd get you out of the bath... but no luck. At least you like the AAR (I think)...
  18. Seanachai have you noticed the 'invade the Boot, or Sardinia/Corsica thread'? Are you not going to join in and get totally ignored like you did with the 'On Map Artillery Farce' thread? You could tell them all how the boot can only be used by Knights, I’m sure you’d be VERY popular and all.
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