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If I know Boo (and ashamedly I think I do) I can safely say that we won’t enjoy his scenario one bleeding bit, hopefully it’ll be one of those 15 turns games… as for my scenario I'm currently testing to see whether my IED's work

As you're still typing you clearly don't drink or get hit round the head with a lead pipe often enough [ October 13, 2005, 01:51 PM: Message edited by: Sir 37mm ]

You're loosing? How dare you! Rectify the situation immidiately. I suggest sacrificing your opponent to Jamoomba by drowning him in processed cheese forthwith. </font>

Luck is just genius in disguise

How about it Cavscout; you up for playing two games conseq... conseker… consuecit… at the same time? Of course that would be dependent on Boo sending me his damned scenario again as I seem to have both 'misplaced' the file & the email…

I’m not certain about this whole new “I’m v42blow & I’m gonna write in the Peng thread & speak to the Messiah & pat myself on my back after I do so” style of posting. I much prefer your usual “I’m v42blow & I’m gonna avoid nasty old Sir 37mm because he might kick my weasely little arse into the next pitiful life” style. … … Sorry did I say ‘prefer’ ?!?

I'm busily beavering away on a little scenario… I expect it to be completed tonight… or tomorrow… perhaps Friday night at the latest… expect an email this year!

I’ve been wondering… if a Sherman’76 was an M1, what would a T-72 be? PzIII perhaps? Either way I’m thinking lot’s of grunts & bazooka’s & fausts & MBT analogues all put together in some kind of really hot dusty town… you up for it? Or perhaps you’re too busy listening to all those wondrous curses? PS Cheeseland is a stupid location

Bloody hell! No ‘Challenge’ in the title, a 'groggy' sounding name that'll bring in total git's like that dullweed fellow AND he even reused old rules!!! I should say ‘let's start a new thread’ but that’d remind me too much of something that the no-good, thread closing, shandy-drinking, gnome might do…

Syria 2007 just like I always said it’d be You know what it’s like when you load up a turn, watch the movie, get heartily depressed, realise that you’ve also got to plot your upcoming moves which must somehow solve an insurmountable tactical dilemma & then something else crops up (a trip to a curry house IIRC)? So you buggar off & do what it is that you were to do (Damned nice it was, I especially liked the ‘bring your own booze’ policy), quickly closing the program & promising yourself you’ll finish the turn ‘when you get back’. I got back 9 nights ago.

I hate money 'conversations?' Stop wasting my time You know what I want You know what I need Or maybe you don't Do I have to come right Flat out and tell you everything? Gimme some money Gimme sone money I'm nobody's fool I'm nobody's clown I'm treating you cool I'm putting you down But baby I don't intend to leave empty handed Gimme some money Gimme some money Don't get me wrong Try getting me right Your face is ok but your purse is too tight I'm looking for pound notes Loose change Bad checks, anything Gimme some money Gimme some money

As I've mentioned several times already, tis you who owes me turns... one from Peng forsaken Belgium where your demented Yanks are busily trying to kill my ammo-less guy’s (& you’re still failing!) and the less said about the other ‘battle’ the better.

Hmmm I just thought of a groggy post I could err post… I should really be sending my turn (to Boo) or berating people for not sending me turns (Boo, Nidan1, Belgian 1 & 2) or perhaps preparing my miraculous AAR (Boo, Noba) or responding to Seanachai’s post about a dire cat eating my Cro-Magnon arse or opening another bottle… but instead I’m here asking you lot for my opinion on my groggy post. Fellow grogs of the outboard I was busy perusing through my latest editions of Janice’s naughty weapons when it suddenly occurred to me that all these stats that I was happily digesting could’ve been different stats if the great physicist in the sky had deemed it so. I mean we all know that the early T-34 had a 76.2mm cannon but why, I ask, why? What was wrong with a 77.8mm cannon or a 71.35mm cannon? Why was 76.2mm chosen? And then you can continue the theme, why 0.5 of an inch and not 0.53? Why 81mm & not 82mm? Why for the love of all things Pengful can you get a 2, 6 & 17lb’er but not a 13lb’er? Grog’s of the world, unite & answer me this!

You are number six. </font>

It would be quite impossible for me to propose Dirtyweaslybastiche for serfdom... for one thing his lack of location, wit & a challenge make him a sure-fire candidate for Coventry. Still a lack of location (let's face it New Zealand doesn't count), wit or challenge hasn't troubled your rise to faux-knighthood so who really knows…

Who the hell are you, Dillbert, and why aren't you sodding off with great gusto and elan? </font>

Hah I've been a threadstarter thrice for what it's worth... have I ever mentioned that my threads were all closed? Still at least I'm on the Justicar's website... ... ... *break's down into tears* ...

Is this even the same game that I love & cherish (at least every two years when the World cup/European Championship's is on)? I mean what is a quarter? A ringer? Or a breakaway? Still go Furious!

Personally I prefer... If only I could get through this I get through this I gotta get through this I gotta get through this I gotta make it, make it, make it through I'm gotta get through this I gotta get through this I gotta take my, take my mind off you Give me just a second and I'll be all right Surely one more moment couldn't break my heart Give me 'til tomorrow then I'll be okay Just another day and then I'll hold you tight When your love is falling like the rain I close my eyes and it falls again When will I get the chance to say I love you I pretend that you're already mine Then my heart ain't breaking every time I look into your eyes If only I could get through this If only I could get through this If only I could get through this God, gotta help me get through this I gotta get through this I gotta get through this I gotta make it, make it, make it through Said I'm gotta get through this I gotta get through this I gotta take my, take my mind off you Give me just a second and I'll be all right Surely one more moment couldn't break my heart Give me 'til tomorrow then I'll be okay Just another day and then I'll hold you tight When your love is falling like the rain I close my eyes and it falls again When will I get the chance to say I love you I pretend that you're already mine Then my heart ain't breaking every time I look into your eyes If only I could get through this If only I could get through this If only I could get through this God, gotta help me get through this If only I could get through this God, gotta help me get through this If only I could get through this God, gotta help me get through this If only I could get through this...

My freezer is hissing, I'm concerned... perhaps I shouldn't have hacked at the ice so hard? Oh well here is a jolly song... Stonehenge, where the demons dwell Where the banshees live and they do live well Stonehenge Where a man is a man and the children dance to the pipes of pan Stonehenge Tis a magic place where the moon doth rise With a dragon's face Stonehenge Where the virgins lie And the prayer of devils fill the midnight sky And you my love, won't you take my hand We'll go back in time to that mystic land Where the dew drops cry and the cats meow I will take you there I will show you how

Yeah, bit of a shame. Good game. Send me a turn...I want to kick something. Noba. </font>

We prefer the term 'Cesspooler's'

Combat Mission: Luxemburg strikes (finally)

Hmmm being eaten alive by worms (or maggot's I ain't too fussy) is probably my own worst fear

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