Nidan1

Excellent idea, I am highly surprised that your vestigial brain had enough power to figure that out.

Gaygourd, did you get CMBB yet? or do you prefer to be bashed about in CMBO.

Check out the opponent finder thread, or send me an E-Mail I'll have a go with you.

Ah, my Mentor, you have followed me here. Does that mean you like me.....or at least dispise me less.

I dont have CMBB yet, I would love to be looking for cool things, maybe today?.. who won the game?

I hope one of the pieces you delivered to your neighbor was not a copy of CMBB. Hoping to get it out on the Island today as well.

I think that the Continent is geting even with you Brits. Something to do with that "Wogs begin in Calais" remark. I dont have it either, so I am a bitter man.... .....lowers head begins to sob....

Good morning ladies; Must be the thrill of CMBB or the effect of the cheap wine... you seem rather subdued this fine morning. MrSpkr: I can wait to thrash your Barrister arse, just finish off the rest of those cretins in a hurry, I won't wait forever. Gaygourd Flogger: Bad breath can be overcome by brushing or mouthwash, but your total lack of wit could be terminal. Leeo: Stop sobbing, be a man!, you will get the game when we are all sure that you have stopped doing those horrible things to the sheep. Have at me Lads, I won't be leaving very soon.

Ahh Gaygourd, you can do better than that... You're first incorrect assumption, is that I have some thing to do with karate, sad for you that you grasp at the first obvious reference in my profile. A dullard like yourself would easily be led astray by a title like "Martial Arts". Obviously being ingnorant of the wide variety of fighting arts that do exist in this world, you fall back on a typical TV watching mentality and label me as a karateka. (translation=one who studies karate). I included that for the rest of you dopes who may be tuning in to this exchange. Go take a couple of Prozacs and watch some more chop suey movies, maybe you'll fall asleep and leave us all alone in here. edited to protect the innocent.......... [ September 23, 2002, 08:47 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

Originally posted by Leeo: If I had the game; If you had the game you would not be in here with the rest of us sorry louts, throwing out piss-poor, half assed insults to increase our pain. You'd be playing the damned thing, and forgetting about all this other crap. Go ahead.... admit it, you're angry because the game did not arrive at your little hobbit hutch. Welcome to the club!!! [ September 23, 2002, 07:21 PM: Message edited by: Nidan1 ]

Originally posted by Gaylord Focker: __________________________________________ Can anyone help me? My tattoo written in Mongolian saying "ask me about my tattoo" is fading....what's up? __________________________________________ Maybe its your breath.

Ya thats great but your supposed to use the crane kick only in self defense, now get back to waxing my car collection, and when your done with that the house needs a new coat of paint.</font>

You're from New York - how would you know anyway? Well, I guess you're not Australian, so we can't hold that against you...</font>

Herr Oberst: Responding to your lame attempt to incite me by attacking my association with the Martial Arts, would only prove that I live up to your appraisal of me. Did you need a thesaurus of slang to help you along?...or have you been a bulimic, and a Doctor told you those words to describe your condition? Joe Shaw : I am afraid you will be disappointed, I am persistant and I will stick around just for the comic relief I find in here. I might need to refinance some day, although your association with sub-human elements found in this place leads me to doubt your business acumen. I am disgusted by the lot of you, however I need a place to practice English. Do any of you speak it?

Only if you're referring to wit. (Edited to remove the offending smiley, as I hates them thoroughly.)</font>

The metal plate in my head would probably deflect the blow, and anyway didn't they ban all sharp objects in Texas?

I can see now that you have all finally come awake, and are now singing the praises of the newest member of your thread. Hakko Ichiu: In the future, I will be more careful with Japanese spelling, "oss", I am not leaving. Joe Shaw: The 1 in my sig does have a meaning, but I am not prepared to tell you what it is yet. OK I'm an SSN, but that can't be worse than being a Mortgage Banker. I am not leaving MrSpkr: Since you were the first to dismiss me out of hand, before recognizing what a truly nice person I am, I now consider you my MENTOR, and I will annoy you incessantly. I am not leaving

Nothing in my Long Island, New York mailbox.

Game did not arrive

Hmm. I am reminded of something my Sensei told me many years ago. His precise words were, "Kusai-yo!" Then he hit me. It hurt a lot. If he were a participant in this, the Mutha' Beautiful Thread That Will Always Be There, he would probably extend his remarks by saying something along the lines of, "Read the rules, pillock." He would probably close with a hearty, "Sod off!", and would most likely regret being unable to reach out and touch you through the marvelous electronic medium that we share.</font>

Yes, yes, that was a lovely effort . . . take care . . . no, REALLY, we liked it . . . that's right, just exit over there . . .no, no, don't call us, we'll call you . . . uh huh . . . buh-bye . . . yes, we have your number . . . buh-bye, no, not right now . . . buh-bye. door closes I thought he'd NEVER leave. Puss-ugly little bugger he was -- glad he decided to just sod off -- never would ahve made it around here what with only two brain cells to his name and having lost the one and pawned the other. Next! Steve</font>

Hey Tim S, Where in NY do you live?

Greenman, I'm on the Island, in Suffolk, some guy posted saying that he got his game, and he is in New York, although it doesent say where on his profile. My mail arrives usually around noon, so Ill know real soon, Ill get back to you.

I am off from work, waiting in hope the game will ariive today. Since I am new to this thread, I anticipate severe recriminations from the senior members. However, the sheer joy of the child-like anticipation I am feeling today has caused me to throw caution to the wind and post here. Since I dont understand exactly how this works,( I guess Im a pillock, or some other insulting thing that I do not know the meaning of), I will ask a favor. My E Mail address is included in my profile, I guess that favors will be immediately dismissed because I am an FNG I would however like to play against someone involved in this thread. I think I understand most of the other things involved here, but I cant figure out how or who to challenge. (Dopey me) :confused: I do have a fair command of English, but I dont suppose that means anything, I expect to be told to SODD OFF!!!, but I think I will stick around. Thank you, and I hope you liked the audition.

question. How is it that you managed to get out of the whole visiting in-laws thing? notes please. am waiting with pen and paper [/QB]