mike the wino2

Aw, Dave H that one is just for you. Now as far as your flamethrowers, well let's see..."flame"+"throwers", what part implies lay on the ground and die. My fine German lads, all GREEN I might add, goose stepped a long way to put your rotten commie boys to the torch. And that sig line is only a victory away from removal. So where is my set-up? Who do I owe turns to, hhhhmmm, let's see...none. Who owes me turns...ALL OF YOU MAGGOTS!!! Now stop touching yourselves, put down the "Sunset" magazine and get back to the job at hand. Namely, chuckin TNT. :mad: :mad: Chop, chop.

That is a damn nice job there. Thanks for the new bit to add to my ever-expanding list of mods.

Dave H you are wise to be wary of the Finns. You know the whole lutefish thing and all. All righty Beowolf once the esteemed Soddball has put the finishing touchs on his new scenario we can begin. I hope he puts more molten-TNT into this one..the last one still had unscorched areas after 38 turns. :confused:

Originally posted by Dave H Still nursing your wounds lickspittle? Or have yon dreams of another match waned? Rematch proposed and accepted. Terms to be decided. Have at ye, scoundrel. :mad: BeoWolf if you really want a go at it, Soddball is but days away from a new scenario. And we all know what they say about a Soddball Scenarios ..."You haven't lived until you have played one and then you want to light your house on fire, gouge out your eyes, and disembowel yourself to ensure no molecule of yourself remains intact.". Ah, good times, good times indeed.

With the return of lenakonrad my victory by default is now but a faint dream. Now I'm gonna have kick him square in the nads like I originally planned. Welcome back. BTW, where do poles vacation? Australia, Belgium or some other odd third world country?

Total defeat is bad. You just lost your arse. Draw means not a clear win by either side. Total victory means you are king of the battlefield. Gradation but not sure what percentage points the breaks come at. You get points for mission objectives and killing, capturing, enemy troops. Read the Newbie FAQ by Soddball or keep bumping this til someone more informed than I answers your questions.

The Peng challeng is in France? Yes, by all means. Send them to Canada, Quebec would be punishment enough.

Becket still receiving emails at old addie. Try re-sending sober. Good luck house hunting, thats always a pain.

3 in a row. WOOT! :cool:

I hope that there is fog, and at night, yea foggy night battles are cool. Oh, and you must have arty, even though it's poorly modelled and BFC won't fix or do somefink. And lots of tanks...how about an all armor foggy, night battle with lots of arty. What? :confused: Ok, I 'll shut up now.

New email addie in profile. I will remind all opponents via email. Cheers [ March 09, 2003, 03:04 AM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Bump

Are you people even alive anymore? :confused: WAKE UP AND SEND TURNS!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: AaaRRrrrrGgGgggGhHHHhh

Ah, Teddy is it true? Were we once so young? Looky how MasertGoodale has grown into a turn-neglecting-lackluster-sickened-domestic-servant. Not a :mad: or ARRRRGGGHHH!!! or even a GRRRRRR!! in days. On the brightside Soddball has been working on a new piece. Who is up for a go? This is promised to be more evil than the last. Yummy. How about Sgian? If you can free up some time from your fecal-finger-painting perhaps you would enjoy some hot-molten-TNT chucked at ya. Trying to set up new email today will notify all if success. Damn wicked-evil-bitch-box is popping up with intermittent, random power cycling. The fan noise changes pitch, it tries to read cd drive and then power cylces. Mildly annoying in CMBB but catastraphic in DAoC. If the steamy pile explodes I will let you all know...unlike some turds that bugger off with not a sound. Want a list of turds? 1. Tanklord, school is supposed to make you smarter boy not slower. 2. lenakonrad, posted like a hyper-active chihuahua on a crank binge then nothing. One more week then victory to yours truly and well deserved cuz I was gonna give him/ her/ it the smack down anyways. 3. mcgivney, sent me an email after a week of silence mewling about some mythical turn he sent. Reminded him that I needed to RECEIVE turn to respond.

No, no, no. This won't do. It has to be at the top for all the gits to see. ****bump****

Most correct. While you are running could stop at the local liquor store and get me some Guiness? Not quite out but might be soon. That's a good lad. *pats Gaylord Focker on the head whilst kicking him in the arse*

Speaking of anal leakages... Becket hasn't sent a turn in awhile. Some mewlings about work and then naught. Soddball and I are staring at each other across a river in a Becket masterpiece with no desire on either part to go running into the open like idjits. But maybe that's all the poor bastard could get to playtest this pile of crap. Speaking of homosexual-gamey-flaming-flag-rushers... Dave H has driven a couple of his soon to be smoldering ruins over to my, (let me repeats so that you hear) MY, side of the map. The flag shows the dreadful hammer and sickle, soon to be replaced with the glorious colors of the Fatherland. Well, as shown in the last go-round, I am not afraid to blow up a building or two and then light the rubble on fire (did you like that Mr. Smarty-pants?). Kid gloves are off so let's see what ya got. It's turn 34 of 35+/-. [ March 07, 2003, 09:42 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

[bad German accent] Do you want to touch my monkey? [/bad German accent] [ March 07, 2003, 09:30 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

That's motivation enough to slow down the all-night drinkfest and lay pen to pad. I know, twas a horrible pile of steamy human waste. I admitted as much and went to bed. But that was all I could muster in my drunken-bleary-eyed-state-of-mind last night. [ March 07, 2003, 03:23 AM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Welcome to CMBB. It's important to remember a few things: divorce the wife (or break up with GF), buy the best computer you can and quit your job. Now you are ready to fully appreciate the joys of CMBB, as all of life's little annoyances have been eradicated. And, in a couple of months, when you think you are the master of the CMBB universe try a PBEM....in the fog...at night. That'll show ya what yer missing. Cheers

Well since I just waxed the Ruskies in von Lauchert(?), I feel up to the "Nippy Challenge". Let's see how the drunks fare.

How about papayas? Any papayas in the fridge?

Excuse me Moraine Sedai I notice in your profile that you reside in Georgia. If you are, as you claim, a seperate and completely independent individual who has of their own free will chosen one Hiram Sedai for your romantic little love troll, how are your parents taking this relationship that doesn't involve a family member? Would they compromise and possibly adopt the lad so it would be quasi-incestual? Hungover inquiring minds want to know. [ March 06, 2003, 03:40 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Oh goody, a turn received from Soddball . I see that he is on the MasterGoodale plan of a turn a fortnight. At this rate he will be dead before our game is finished. Now there is a pleasant thought.

An Ode to Uber-Gnome Lashing out, both vile and brutal On a quest both long and futile Of joy he knows not Of others he cares naught Favor he neither seeks or gives hatred is the fuel for which he lives Shared with all, not one spared Dancing about with pants flared Hovel covered in snow but safe at home this is none other than UBER-GNOME * * * * That's all I have the stomach for. This seemed like a good idea when I started (gotta cut back on the beers). [ March 06, 2003, 03:47 AM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]