mike the wino2

Turns anyone? Turns for me. Turns for you. Just send my feckin turns, maggots

Originally posted by Hiram Sedai Shouldn't you be in the MBT cuddling with Boo or somefink?

Turns out for you that sent them. Old turns out to those louts which haven't sent me a turn since my glorious return from the money-sucking capital of the universe. If anyone is interested, Las Vegas casinos got $60.00(US) and I got free drinks. I still consider it a win.

Originally posted by BasticheBlowHard Glad to see that you have been able to set down your 40 oz of Hill-Billy Malt Liquor and move aside that pickle jar of moonshine to get back to your keyboard. You giant sack of toad-testicles, if it weren't for you lack of posting in the first place, this wouldn't be on page 2. Now for updates: Becket has proceeded to flame anything around him. Losses are great on both sides but I have finally defeated his invulnerable SP..I think the shield wore off. It is ugly and getting worse. There are more flamers on the map than a San Francisco bath-house. Dave H has taken to cowering in his corner. Mumbled something about Russians and submachine guns. Methinks that the dolt forgets that you have to SEE the enemy to kill them. As the fog and night prevent this, I am forced to stumble around looking for that rat in his hole. Soddball has done nothing, as have I. It will get fun soon, I hope. The wanker Spanklord, formerly known as Tanklord, owes me turn in the all-armor-rally I am attempting to complete.

Hhhmm, smells awful in here. Glad to see nothing has changed. lenakonrad is still an idiot, oh wait, now he is an idiot who owes me turn. mcgivney if you would be so kind as to put down the rocks you banging together for music and send me a turn I will think less of you. Oh wait, I can't think any less of you. And I sure as all hell don't want to think any more of you. What a quandary, must sort it out later as I am off to buy more beer. That will help to sort this all out.

Dear Becket , Death and destruction received. I see that you and Dave H were the only ones capable of putting down the cheap domestic beer, Ritz crackers and Cheez Whiz long enough to send me turns. Mind you, the completion of this colossal achievement in no way diminishes the fact that you are both idiots. It just shows that you are more productive idiots than the rest of these ham-handed, mindless trolls. Once back from the store to replenish necessary supplies of beer, I will send turns to you both. Lots of molten, streaming bit of TNT.

And there should be horses, motorcycle troops, dismembered bodies, and hover-tanks..don't forget the hover-tanks. Oh and power-ups, can't forget the power-ups. And the whole thing has to run on my 486 w/ 1 meg of RAM. But don't go cheap on the graphics like you did with CMBB. And I want it by Q1 '04. Now get to work boys. That 8 hours of sleep you take each night is getting any work done. Pah, 1/3 of your lives wasted. Just plain wasted. Now as far as what I think about..cheese. I think alot about cheese. Did you all know that a really nice ruby port goes excellent with a great blue cheese? [ February 23, 2003, 07:04 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Originally posted by Persephone Perchance I could entice the lovely ladies of the Pool with this lovely Petite Sirah? No, how a nice Cab/ Shiraz? Not quite up to your liking? How about I bleed that little rat-dog of Meeks , pitch in some sugar, yeast, and let's see what comes of it? [ February 23, 2003, 02:31 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Ah you never know how much you despise someone until they are gone. Welcome back MasterGoodale . I assume that you all ready know that Radeon cards don't show fog. Something to do with programs, elves or some other mystic, mythical crap. God bless Radeon and may they wallow in their own fecal matter. I think all my turns are out. At present I am playing the following sackless-lackluster-inbred-inebriated-halfwits: lenakonrad, Tanklord, mcgivney, Dave H, Becket and the ever putrid Soddball . Now you all should know, at least if you bother to read, that I am away on business until wednesday evening. That means no turns from me after 5am PST on Monday until my glorious return. If I owe todays let me know, I just sent out a batch and will be checking all day.

Becket did you not get my message? I could have sworn I told you what unevolved-halfwit your were earlier....must have forgotten to get that memo to you. Well, you were actually rather far down the list but I would have gotten to you nonetheless. What really amazes me is the fact that Becket actually set a road on fire....and I think it might be spreading. Now I feel that Dave H and I aren't trying hard enough. I still don't know where his forces are and its turn 20 of 35.

Originally posted my egbert Pah! A plague on you and your rules. As far that whole "internet"/ "Internet" thing goes I have but one thing to say to that. Al Gore spells it "internet" and he invented the damnable thing. So there. The whole taunt thing...damn. *back to study to work up taunt*

Originally posted by Mace Did one of them say "Shut up"? No?!? Is it too late now? and lenakonrad, the ever-present-hopped-up-beatnik-poet of unbounding hate will now be enjoying a battle against me. It's at night, I am germans, my forces have been chosen and now we await the randomness to flow freely in this little meeting engagement. The other option was to play him/ (her/ it?) in a Soddball scenario but I have played it twice and am done with this horrific piece. If anyone is pining for a night battle in fog, let me know and I will send you this pile of crap.

bump

Hey stGOody does the Stuart Swarm tactic work in CMBB as it did in CMBO? I know that 3 of the little buggers can take Sturmtiger out but haven't tried it against any other tanks.

Skolman you must be refering to the 251/16 (i think) as the German HT. That thing is so beautiful that every time I see one on my side I kiss my screen. Seriously, not too expensive, don't bog like tanks, and you get a MG as well. Only drawback is that its a HT and therefore vulnerable. Best if used a reserve to help turn the tide or chase scared troops right off the map. The Allies flame tanks are much tougher front-line units IMO.

Hhhmm sounds like the elusive, uber-secret hover-tank in action there. I very rarely purchase mines because of the issues that you have mentioned here Bruno . Can't move them so if the enemy makes a rush along an alternate route you have just wasted points. And once they are revealed the lose their usefulness as your opponent runs around them.

Well the lightning pace that mcgivney has set for our PBEM means his forces should auto-surrender on turn 6 and that translates to about August or so. And in case you can't see it yet mc-tiny-weenie, I own one of the VLs all ready. Want to know which one? I'll give you a hint: its the one that, as you approach it, all of hell rains down upon you. Hey Egbert , you sackless nitwit, are you free for a game while I wait for Vadr to finish teaching mcgivney all about the internet, PBEM and other such nonsense? Or will I be forced to figure who or what else is available. Hhhmm, Moraine Sedai ? No, "involved" with Hiram Sedai and most likely more evil than I can imagine. Howz aboot you, lenakonrad you seem full of hate. Have any to spare?

Originally posted by Ares_the_Great Wow, look what I spawned. Must remember to use powers only for good. Just a plain, simple, healthy bump.

Speaking of Soddball , this maggot is prancing about in Becket's little disaster piece. We will berate the maker at a later date. Speaking of drunken lout scenario designers, looks like Becket picked up a case of swine flu rolling in the muck with his commie buddies. Why don't you light another road on fire and see if that makes you feel any better? Dave H and I occasionally bump into each other in this scenario, exchanging gunfire, some casualities (mostly his), burn some buildings (mine) and then spend another 2 rounds searching. I have it narrowed down now. I am pretty sure he is near them flaggy thingies over on the other side. {editted to include SEND ME TURNS MAGGOTS } editted again to add WHERE IS MASTERGOODALE? } [ February 23, 2003, 12:41 AM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

I am in Sacramento and with enough warning might be able to juggle my schedule to jibe.

Almost slipped again kiddies. Off to buy slacks and coats for business trip next week. Which reminds, I will away Monday, Tuesday and Wednesday. So please enjoy yourselves whilst I enjoy the night life of Las Vegas.

...the finest lingerie I had ever seen. I just knew my gay Canadien captain would love them. So I pushed the tart aside gathered up the garments and scampered back to HQ.

Originally posted by mcgivney I should hate you, I suppose. But can't quite find a reason to expend that precious commdity on the likes of you. Perhaps lenakonrad has a little bit extra to share with you? Now back to the matter at hand. You are Scottish, I believe, and therefore denser than the rock you live under. As a transient you have untold freedom to trot about willy-nilly. I, on the other hand, being a member of the working class have to show up at a place called "work". This "work" place allows me huddle in a cubby-hole and send out these little missives to toads such as you but doesn't allow me to game. As such, I once again state "Turns go out, as turns go out. I will not curtail my drinking nor my work for the likes of you." And it's Scotch you lil Hobbit wannabe. Whiskey is for hookers, hicks, and "Noo Yawk"-ers. [ February 21, 2003, 02:53 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Wow, Soddball will actually win a game. To paraphrase Homer Simpson: "The two sweetest words in the english langauge..de-fault." [ February 21, 2003, 02:26 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Originally posted by mcgivney Pah! Turns go out as turns go out. I refuse to curtail my work or my drinking to satisfy you, you little steamy coil of fecal matter. BTW, check that internet-box-thingy a turn went out last night.