mike the wino2

Why don't you just try setting ammo to 100% and see if that eliminates problem? By this statement: I assume that you had ammo to random and that setting ammo to 100% might change things. Just a thought.

20 gauge shells all you need? Let me send you a box...just in case you miss a couple of times. Hhhhmm, what with Homeland Security and all let me see if I can get someone to drop those by. I would hate to have them hung up in the mail. Cheers [ March 06, 2003, 01:58 AM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Uh oh. Someone riled the gnome.

Originally posted by Gay lord Focker Ok let me try. A night out "dragging" with the girls. You and Moraine Sedai can have a great night out in Canberra again. Maybe this time she can curtail your drinking so you don't end up in bed with a sailor puking. Or maybe not. To each his/ her own. [how was that?]

Seriously girls, you aren't even trying. Look at the time between posts. PAH! And only 2 turns from Dave H . Maybe the collapse of 2 buildings is taking its toll? Soddball stop browsing the net for goat porn and send my turn. Uh, you may want to wipe the man-glue off your hands before you make the keyboard all sticky. "Busy at work". PAH! That may work with your mother and your boss but these lies don't go here. Send the turn and stop lamenting my brilliant tactical deployment. Becket for the love of all that is decent let's end this thing. Do I owe you a turn or vice versa? What's the hold up?

Oh boy, this should teach me to go fishing in the Pool . Just hooked another turd. Maybe Javaslinger will have more computer savvy than mcgivney (who could have less?). At least he has responded with more turns times in one night than lenakonrad could in a fortnight. What happened to the hapless Pole? Did the big scary German uber-tanks question your choice of troops? Or did your lithium run low? No matter, when you grow a pair feel free to send that turn along. {editted cuz the "Old Rasputin" is hell on the proof-reading} [ March 06, 2003, 12:42 AM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Originally posted by Egbert(nb cuz u got all crankity last time) I am NOT most sane people, thank you very much. Oh, did I forget serfs and smurfs? No bother, they are inconsequential anyways.

Mortar?!?!? A mango in a mortar? Maybe an ampuloment but never a mortar.

Damnit RSColonel_131st you can't be dropping little gems like that and not posting some links to aforementioned website. You are a cruel, cruel man.

Originally posted by BadgerDog Really? I couldn't enitce that steamy coil to pick up the challenge. Instead I got stuck with 2 low level pengers who couldn't find their arses with trained guides and are even less capable of consistently sending turns. Oh what I do for a PBEM. Hey Javaslinger , send me a setup (mike_the_wino@yahoo.com). The email addie in my profile is filling up quick. I prefer Germans, but not stuck to that either, I'll let you pick the rest. [ March 05, 2003, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Anyone have any mangos? What?!?!? Squires, squirettes, squirrels, knights, kaniggits and mcnuggets but not a single mango? BTW, lenakonrad and mcgivney owe turns. This week marks 1 week with no response. Quit slapping your nuts and get your turns out, trolls.

Oh, now you've done it. You pissed him (^) off on purpose so that he would growl and show his teeth.

Soddball you are a sick and twisted man. As far as this scenario goes I am starting to like it more now that my Junior Girls Flambe team just waxed Becket's uber-M17 that was tearing my defenses to hell. I call this game a victory just for this single act of heroism regardless of what lies Becket tells. I am sure he is in cahoots with the devil himself. My predictions: A horrific loss to Becket and most likely some lame-ass draw with Dave H (despite my brilliant tactical genius working overtime on this one). {editted to add that maybe my "brilliant tactical genius" is only capable of a draw, even when working overtime.} [ March 05, 2003, 07:57 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Alas, as I live in the US we couldn't have so much as a Zippo lighter without 10-pages of f*ing disclaimers. Anyone with any info on defec...er, imigrating to the Czech Republic, or any other fun-loving former Eastern bloc country with good beer, please contact me.

Per Dave H suggestions and Becket near crying out for it....GAMEY FLAG RUSHERS INTO THE FRAY!!! [dramatic music] No, the fray is this way...that way leads off the map. NO, stop, stop now...oh well, at least the game will end soon. [/dramatic music] Thanks to Dave H for sending along a little ditty to enjoy with my turn last night. You may want to send that to Soddball and see if he can incorporate into the briefing. You know, set the mood and marshall the troops for the upcoming battle.

ONE A DA?Y!?!? Slacker. JK, I love PBEM games. Lets you play against people who would normally be sleeping when you are gaming. What I find really annoying is when the action just starts, or a game is about finished, and your opponent gets busy IRL. Then I am checking my email 3 times during the day and constantly when I get home. I have tried TCP/IP a couple of times but it isn't as much fun knowing that everytime you get up to stretch your legs, get a cup of tea or use the bathroom that you have someone cursing your lack of attention to the game.

Originally bellowed by Becket Now ,now glass houses and all. Don't you, in fact, owe a turn to moi? As I really want this awful experience put behind me let's get those turns flowing. Dave H has announced his gamey intention of an end of game flag rush. What a gamey-limp-wristed-half-sack-having-reprobate. And this was after I clearly claimed that right as gamey-end-of-game-flag-rusher. A complete win is not enough after this affront. I want his computer to explode, hopefully removing a digit or two in the process, and for his hovel to burn to a pile of smoldering embers. Barring that I will stomp my feet, make loud noises and be an all around pain in the arse. In short, I will continue doing what have been doing up til now. Soddball are you sober enough to send turns or should I wait a few days for your government check to run out? Various un-mentionable maggots should be sending me turns.

Originally posted by mcgivney Thats about par for the course. You sir, are lackwit. Your ineptitude at CMBB is exceeded only by your fumbling of the numbering system of PBEM turns. I know that this relatively new 10-based system of counting has only been around for a few thousand years and it may not have made its way to that hovel you call home. But please take some time and read up on it before the next time you try to begin some cyrillic based PBEM turn tracking system. So how about instead of posting your little witty comments here, you take that time and devote to the PBEM games that you have been neglecting for the last week? Oh, and since you most likely been "busy" with "other matters" you may want to wash up lest the keys start sticking. [ March 04, 2003, 05:51 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]

Hey Becket would one of the maps be at night, in fog and lots of flamethrowers? :confused: If you come across anything interesting and you want someone to play against let me know...just as long as you don't get any M17 HTs.

Quick question and I hope I am not repeating an all ready answered question. Are you targeting the building or the base of the building? In CMBO I had great success targetting an upper floor of a partially exposed building. I haven't played too many battles in town where I get to test this. If a certain AWOL person, yes lenakonradI am talking about you, ever shows up again I will test in game.

Whoooaaaa, easy there big fella. Back to the top with you now.

ORiginally posted by Becket Must be a bug....yes, a bug...has to be a bug. BTS please fix or do somefink.

Becket you also failed to mention that you are an giant turd and I hate you. BTW, Soddball and I have found little molten-TNT in that abortion you call a scenario. An all armor encounter with Tanklord has led to nill as of this morning. But he is the filthy Ruskies and will die shortly. Dave H decided to take most of the weekend away from CMBB. Probably attending to his family, that narrow-minded-non-prioritizing-idiot. Spent yesterday drinking heavily so turns not out to all. If I haven't responded by 6pm PST feel free to mew here.

Oh my looky what I found on page 2. Maggots.

No posts from lenakonrad , no turns in almost 12 hours. What is going on? Did his local coffee shop ban the little tweak? Is he off his monthe long cough syrup binge? AJ if you see, or smell, your lackey tell him that I am due a turn. And what of the intectually challenged mcgivney? Has he given up on ever figuring out the internet? Or did Vadr do what is right and proper. Kill him and bury him in an unmarked grave in the woods? [ March 01, 2003, 05:35 PM: Message edited by: mike the wino ]