Yeknodathon

Slanders, sir: for the satirical rogue says here that old men have grey beards, that their faces are wrinkled, their eyes purging thick amber and plum-tree gum and that they have a plentiful lack of wit, together with most weak hams... </font>

Bless thee Bottom, bless thee! Thou art translated Yeknod

Hark! Kaniggets William de Tracy, Hugh de Moreville, Richard Brito and Reginald fitz Urse approach... *sniff* meddlesome, muddlesome... Yeknod

Indeed... 9 battalions of Goodale waffle has a frontage of a few milimetres whereas yer Peng frontage is much larger with only a Boo in a trench facing the wrong way and that's not counting yer outliers... ... and one has to consider: why hasn't the Goodale collapsed from considereable pressure on such a reduced frontage? Eh? Tell me that? Is it yer reorganised TOE (we must exclude Gnomes here, on account that TOEs could be a bit gammy)? Yeknod

Eh? Jawohl... [... clicks two pairs of heels and continues the jaunty paddock goosestep parade] [ August 22, 2003, 10:45 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

We haven't done the Statue of Booeus at Ohiopia... one can't rush these things... he needs to catch up. Yeknod [ August 21, 2003, 04:52 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

The Temple of Bootemis at Eph... Eph... Eph... Euphemismtissssuuue *sniff*

THE GIANT PYRAMID OF *sigh* Booza

The Mausoleum of Radleycarnassus [ August 21, 2003, 02:00 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

Hanging Gardens of Boo... *sniff* ... ummm... sprinklers, pathetic. Yeknod [ August 21, 2003, 01:49 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

[... and as dusk bids farewell to another languid summer day the rhythmic thud of something heavy, and very possibly grey, can be heard marching across the paddock. And if one stopped, and counted the measured beat and noted the martial swagger of prime donkey in full, yet deliberately restricted motion, one might easily be reminded of a goose, a Prussian goose, in a rampant, full-on Teutonic, sausage-chomping oompah band, lederhosen-slapping goose-step]. [ August 19, 2003, 03:12 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

*boom* *boom* *sniff* Hemingway rabbits, pathetic... ... where's me woodchipper? Yeknod

Erm... urrrr... well... ahem... are we going forwards? Yeknod [ August 15, 2003, 03:26 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

I wouldn't add donkeys... they don't really want to move on account of a very lengthy setup time. And a hull-down donkey is a very difficult thing to see... and there's no "poop and scoot" command. Yeknod [ August 15, 2003, 01:09 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

And if one got the kissey smiley AND the padlock of doom... *shudder*

Oh... urm... is this something to do with bulk modulus? Yeknod

Eh? Felloutawot? A tree? Bother, that's piddling bad. Yeknod

Actually, I've been thinking about this a lot too... *sniff*... and I want to be the jockey. Yeknod

[peers at Boo to study the uniformity of the Ohio physique] *sniff* oh... sure it's not 'tatty' (for "my rather malformed potato")? Yeknod

[peers again at Boo] I suppose its not exactly Polynesian... or even wot not... *sniff* Fertility rituals in Ohio... *honk* *honk* *honkety hoooooooooooooooooonk*

... conch shells have large spaces, too... [thinks a bit and swings the special thinking tail] ... but no ears *sniff* [swings again and peers at Boo] ... conch shells make a very loud noise when given a vigorous snort. I suppose its something to do with yer Polynesian fertility rituals or wot not. And one wouldn't want to snort in the wrong place... .. or snort on the wrong Boo. Yeknod

I suppose living in the space between the ears isn't very helpful, is it? No, thought not... *sniff*, oh well... one just has these troubling thoughts. Yeknod

... undergoing a bout of colonic irrigation?... *sniff*... bit suprising for the sinuses, I'd imagine... oh, well... ...not for or me to ask really... ...suppose he know's what he's doing... Yeknod

I like a good *thwack*, too... it reminds me that I'm here. And when I remember, I wish I wasn't... which can be very confusing. *sniff* Don't suppose yer the sort to sing, eh? Yeknod

Oh, look, a second twin Donovan McNabb... this Football thing is very exciting. Is nodding part of the game? Yeknod