Yeknodathon

Nobbit do try to conceal your buttocks? One can only deal with so many solar eclipses in a lifetime.

Oh. Not 13 years old? That changes everything.... You still have raging hormones and nasty spots?

You still have raging hormones and nasty spots?

I suppose it is what self-replicating amoeba do...

As in extraordinary rendition or a lobotomy procedure? Not that these are mutually exclusive.. nor being bundled up in newspaper and an old carpet and swiftly transported to a municipal tip facility with extreme prejudice.

Good, God,oh, my its choral Leonard Cohen with fiddles.. turn the bleedin' stuff down

Fairfart Retention? Don't they do little, stumpy, short songs,,, the sort that bounce and a-bob-bob-bob-bobbing along sorta song? I think they should. A lot.

Triffids are native to the Paddock

I want to go down K-Mart and get me some Gnome G-fronts

Its a tight fit, does the little fella need any help?

Some Gnome disco grove going on there... Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show 'em how we do it now Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show 'em how we do it now, show 'em how we do it now Let show the world we can dance Bad enough to strut our stuff The music gives us a chance We do more out on the floor Groovin' loose or heart to heart We put in motion every single part Funky sounds wall to wall We're bumpin' booties, havin' us a ball, y'all Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show 'em how we do it now Shake your groove thing, shake your groove thing, yeah, yeah Show 'em how we do it now https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eP0rnElZXa0

I want a Carrot Master

Brigham Young Eggmaster

I suppose a pizza in Salt Lake City would be the Tabernacle Mozarella with Double Wife Polygamy Pepperoni 14 Inch?

Yes, we can picture our Justicar entering one of Texas' more rustic drinking establishments frequented by chiselled and muscular cowboys and wotnot, his chaps flapping, approaching the bar and getting into some personal stetson space and announcing in the pure Utah we've all comed to love, "well lads, who's for some amortised debenture?"

Lone Star Justicar probably likes the steers and the flap of leather chaps on his Justicar thighs... not that there is anything wrong with that

The Moth of Emrys headbutts the rather dim light bulb of Shavian urban sprawl. *ping*, oh, there''s another headlong attempt I'd rather watch a frozen sprout melt.

Can I have a stuffed Emrys for Christmas?

Oh my, a whiteout .. or Emrys ego has gone supernova

Somewhere warm and donkey

I'm still considering my next turn, you've obviously surrendered, I win.

It he shines like a 1000 stars he'd be a bit crispy.

.. in Nevada. Its almost poetic. Carrots and sprouts for your list, nice and raw. Tackle a cabbage?

Goober Gobble Gobble Goober

More warts.