Yeknodathon

Oh... [thinks a bit] ... Squire material? Interesting, interesting... Yeknod

From the Close goat support? thread. All comments withdrawn. Yeknod

Did you find some talcum powder? Yeknod

I never knew donkies wore these: Mace </font>

Its a very long shopping list and he's probably got a problem sourcing an industrial size tub of talcum powder. I'm sure we'd help if he'd ask. I'd lend 'im me thong but the elastics gone... Yeknod [ September 21, 2003, 06:04 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

Eh? We've got to make a trunk, chest, coffer, locker, suitcase or portmanteau? How many "whats" does he have, eh? Give 'im a plastic bag. Yeknod [ September 21, 2003, 04:08 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

*sniff* I suppose the guinea pigs have to reply? Yeknod [ September 21, 2003, 01:38 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

[peers over the paddock gate...] See, Seany-babe's asleep. Fresh, soft, *quiver* vulnerable Seany-babe.... just how yer like it... yum... now's yer chance, son, go get some Seany-babe! Yeknod [ September 20, 2003, 05:31 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

Cool, there's pirate talk in here too! </font>

Danny DeVito... in a pointy hat. Yeknod [ September 19, 2003, 05:34 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

One should be grateful that he has two. Some might have more, which would be very bothersome. I'll lift one of me front ones, so as to entice the little tyke towards me rear. Yeknod [ September 19, 2003, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

[rips another thistle from the ground with more violence than normal] [ September 19, 2003, 05:02 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

Well, yes... if yer insist. It could be mildly diverting. Yeknod [ September 19, 2003, 12:48 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

Oh... [swings the tail of special thinking]... Gaylord Justicar *sniff*... does he do rugs? Yeknod

I think a certain donkey has had his hoof in a dictionary. Mace </font>

*sniff* I should think entropy is the tendency for all matter and energy in the universe to evolve toward a state of inert uniformity... [waves a rather aloof hoof] ... or death... which doesn't make things much better really... ... not at all... one gets the feeling that some are nearer to Mr Entropy than others... Is it Thursday yet? Pathetic Yeknod

Frozen chicken... gout... fire... [swings the tail of special thinking] ... he'll be hacking if off, mark me words. Yeknod

[... and with heavy steps something grey and heavy ambles forward from beyond the East] I justed wanted to say hello. Not that it matters. Not that it matters in the least. [fixes the place with a gloomy stare] I don't see a paddock. One should have a paddock for visitors and the like... for special visitors under burden... see, I've got a burden... it's on me back where one normally keeps burdens. [swishes the tail towards a rather humungous and tatty hump] I'd just point out me hump on account that it has been carried for a long time. Not that I'm complaining, 'cause, see camels have humps... they use it for travelling long distances and being that one has travelled for not a short period of time... that makes me a camel... in disguise. *sniff* .... trading Boos for carrots. Yeknod [ September 05, 2003, 01:02 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

Potatoes over.... [thinks for a very long time] ... potatoes. Yeknod

[stares sullenly at the grim rhubarb bucket of despair... ] Oh, bother... reality is crashing in... bother, bother, bother. Yeknod

Eh, bloody echoes... bah! [ September 01, 2003, 04:26 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

[peers into the rhubarb bucket] I just wanted to say it's not a little gloomy in here. Pathetic... as some might say... *sniff* Yeknod [ September 01, 2003, 04:27 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

Involuntary pausing. Yeknod [ August 30, 2003, 01:35 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

[peers gloomily over the fence... ] Oh. Not KAMIKAZES? BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANZAI *honk* Yeknod

Dear Gnome Preservation Society So distressed that their habitat is under threat. I've always enjoyed a good Gnome staggering around the place... Please accept some prize brussels sprouts and several *sniff* abstract crayon scribblings for auction plus a very rare Julie Andrews song book. Will appreciate further news on breeding program and release back into wild. May I suggest an Adopt a Gnome policy to increase yer revenues? Good, good, I'll have the first one... I'll call it Doris and I want to see it now. Yeknod [ August 26, 2003, 01:24 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]