Yeknodathon

Oh... [thinks a bit] [swings the tail] [... and again, just to check] *sniff*... slap it with a peeled banana. Yeknod

*lips moistened with a faint hint of trembling at the growing sense of anticipation*

[locates Kansas in the paddock atlas] Yes, it looks a little odd. Not surprising really. *slam* So, erm, did he end it all, eh? Was it all too much? Fresh fruit tipped 'im over the edge, eh? Yeknod

Oh, rural angst. I should think a peeled banana would draw crowds. Yeknod

Urban angst, I suppose? A peeled banana would most certainly have been fatal on crowded public transport. Yeknod

*gently nudges a bowl of the best moo-cow milk from beyond the paddock gate* Tibblesovski wants a drinkie-winkie? *snort* Yeknod [ December 15, 2003, 04:19 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

[thinks some more] ... or yer wild mountain donkey... [proceeds to sit on the rubber gnome] *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeeeeeeee* ... yer equus asinus Africanus *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeeeeeeee* ... yer equus asinus maximus *wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezeeeeee*

Well, see, have yer thought about yer possibilities, eh? Take for instance yer panthera leo, eh? Should think that would last for 25 years? [thinks a bit] And I should think that yer might become rather attached, too, 'specially when the large carnivorous feline mammal of Africa and northwest India, with short tawny coat, tufted tail, and, in the male, a heavy mane around the neck and shoulders clamps ones Germanic neck with a fearsome and savage nip. *sniff* of course, not as savage as yer wild donkey. *honk* Yeknod [ December 14, 2003, 05:57 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

I should think the dizzie hippie chicks like it. Yeknod

DON'T PLUG IN THE POSTMAN !!! Yeknod

It doesn't quite go with the John Deere tractor baseball cap, does it? *sniff* [shuffles, moodily] Ohian haute coiture, pathetic. Yeknod

Mote? Neither beams nor planks. Heaping lumber forests, laddie. Yeknod </font>

Mote? Neither beams nor planks. Heaping lumber forests, laddie. Yeknod

[takes some considerable time to avoid complete desperation] *sniff* Yer eye? Yeknod [ December 12, 2003, 12:01 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

It's International Rescue's Mole

[flings a rubber gnome across the paddock only for it bounce off the leafless pond tree...] Oh, bother. Me two-pounder rubber gnome cannot penetrate me humungous-plated auf G, up-armoured, double-plated, owl-encrusted tree bark. *sniff* ... better use the pointy hat. Yeknod

It's a bottle-opener.

Wait, oh yes wait a minute mister postman Wait, wait mister postman Mister postman look and see You got a CMAK in your bag for me I been waiting such a long time Since I heard from that Matt of mine There must be some word today From my MadMatt so far away Please mister postman look and see If there's a CMAK, a CMAK for me I been standing here waiting mister postman So patiently For just a smack or just a CMAK Saying its returning home to me So many days you passed me by See the tear standing in my eye You didn't stop to make me feel better By giving me a smack or a CMAK You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute You gotta wait a minute, wait a minute You gotta check it and see, one more time for me Wait Wait Wait Deliver the CMAK, the sooner the better Wait Yeknod [ December 10, 2003, 01:53 AM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

You are now 2nd Lieutenant in BFC army. </font>

... on expiration. *sniff* marvellous. Yeknod

I've got another one beginning to bite... showed him a setup screen with clanky things. He's up for the demo. Do we get commission? Yeknod

Selling in the MBT, special offer, hardly used, no previous owner, good for nouns (common): Verble Please apply, horribly. Yeknod [ December 08, 2003, 02:49 PM: Message edited by: Yeknodathon ]

You know, given the meaning of gnomish (wise), it really creeps me out to see it so horribly mis-applied to Seenacheye. Howabout we say "consider how the freakishly small person's mind works", or "consider how the impish mind works", or "consider how the circus midget's mind works"....these are all acceptable options. </font>

Oh. [thinks a bit] Less prunes, I should say. Yeknod

Of course, one must consider how the gnomish mind works. Are we really to believe that the Bard can send out a constant stream of turns with not one, but four opponents and WIN? No, of course not. I'm preparing for the odes. [sticks head in the rhubarb bucket] Yeknod