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Ther is never enough drunkeness. Sheesh, what a lightweight. No! I want a hot dog. With mustard. Yellow mustard. Not any of that poofta de-John type. French's. You know, the good stuff. And just because I can, I'm going to have two. Edit: when firing up the grill for the first time of the season, it is wise to check for debris blocking the burner before attempting to light. That is, it is wise unless you want to have a large fireball created on your back porch. [ April 17, 2004, 02:23 PM: Message edited by: R Leete ]

Let's see. Mace's primer on mature taunts, lesson two: advanced methods. Okay, here goes. *sticks thumbs in ears, and waggles fingers at Joe * I know you are but what am I ? Thhhhhhhppppppppppbbb!

You've been here long enough to know that this is cesspool S.O.P. Joe(poopy head)Shaw probably has it written down somewhere as a "rule".

I stand beside you. Mainly because it's easier to slip in the knife without being seen until it's too late. I offer "rousing encouragement" for you to jump, whilst you are standing on the tallest turret of castle Cess.

Did not. (poopy head!)

Wit? Wisdom? Youth? Just throwing out a couple of choices, there are so many things you are missing.

Were you born hopelessly stupid, or have you been practicing?

No problem. Nothing like a hearty beef barley soup and a crust of fresh bread on a Sunday afternoon. And you get between me and my mom's leftover Thanksgiving turkey soup at risk to life and limb!

Sorry, already had half a Hickory Farms beef stick, with Nance's mustard. And some questionable munster cheese. When are you going to learn to cook real food? Like, you know, meat? A big veal cutlet would be nice.

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You, sir, are a nasty, evil man.

You know, he really did seem like such a nice chap in person. Even bought me a beer, as I remember. But he did come up with the "Amis with two heads thing" as well.

Complemented by the Noisome One? I think I am in need of a very hot bath, with plenty of lye soap.

Even if we kneel, do you think you can reach high enough without using a chair?

"Flower arranging for men". It seems you are still at it, in one form or another. I worry about you sometimes.

Seanachai, could you do us a favor and reign in your thug? He's been getting pretty uppity lately. Don't be mad, Boo, it's all for your own good.

Too long, or not long enough. We're still deciding. Care to come to a party?

That's not mist. Mace has been into the refried beans again.

Wow, talk about bad timing!

Just wondering: How long before our banned bad-mouthed Bard is let back into the Cesspool? Shouldn't we be planning a party? One involving blankets, and soap in a sock sounds about right.

Oh, this is rich. You can't even keep the pretenders to your self-proclaimed title at bay, yet you look to cultivate new enemies. Maybe you shouldn't have let Boo (Thug of the Church of Seanachai) steal your thunder. Not that there was ever much thunder. More like diseased bowel rumblings. Go sit on a picket fence. Sideways.

Watch as one shopper tries to use diversions (beer) to distract the other from grabbing the prize (shoes). Remarkable!

Lord love a duck. Sit down Bauhaus, it's just an expression. What? Oh, of disgust. No, not like those cross-dresser pics, that's revulsion. Yes, kinda like how Mace smells. Now stop interupting. Will you two just-a-carrots get a room or somfink? Listening to you biddys bickering is like watching two women in a shoe store. "No, I saw the brown pumps first, and besides, they go with my purse." "Yes, but you put them down, and now I have them." "But they're just like the other shoes I had before." Oh, no, these are the new version." Enough to make you want to take your illegally converted full-auto AR-15 downtown and ventilate the whole farkin' store. Except that I don't have a converted AR-15. No, siree, not me. That would be against the law. Never bought those parts at the gun show, honest. The 100 round drum magazines are just for hunting.

And, the ocassional babe in tight leather. Tastefully presented, of course. C'mon, even Himmler would have given pause at that pic. Isn't that the stuff Lars sprays all over himself before going out on the town?

Not sure if this will show up or not. It's a screenie of a setup Boo Radley sent me. Pic I think this is one of my all-time favorites. Edit: Note that this is un-modded CM:BB. Shield your eyes, or risk blindness! [ April 09, 2004, 08:07 PM: Message edited by: R Leete ]