Phillies Phan

Since our new profiles don't show this info any more, I'd like to poll the masses for info. Let me volunteer my info: AIM - HSedai ICQ - 104045247

PL, if I give you a nickel would you shut up? Please?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...realized that Mace was once the one and the only, Noah, who we all know lived for just shy of 500 years back in the day. However that still doesn't explain why Mace...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...is Australian or...

Congratulations, Elvis. I especially like the middle name.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: rather cautiously . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...would you be kind enough to scribe some things for us? We can only pay you in sheep droppings. "Russell the love muscle" stopped his flexing for a moment and looked upon Harry Oberst. His response was...

Put me down for CM2 and put it on Elvis's card. He won't mind. (much) Thanks for going into such detail, Steve. Its much appreciated.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Lawyer: PawBroon, you lame-brained copycat frogette. This "idea" has already been done, and may I say, done much better. The Lawyer's Cup was the first and the best contest, and of course it was also something for which the French have no similar word -- IT WAS ORIGINAL! [ 06-07-2001: Message edited by: Lawyer ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm still bitter that Germanbody didn't win. I have yet to peel that bumpersticker off my Saturn.

You know you want it - A play by Phan Cast of Characters David Chartreuse Aitken as the Curmudgeon "Maxi the ModShark" as the Wiley Salesman Scene One Zoom to door knob behind gently twisted to find out its locked Violent Knocking heard David: Allo? Who's there? Maxi: Modshark David: Blimey! Go away before I have you shot and buggered and shot again! I have no need for mods. Maxi: First one's free, guvner. Just let me in. David: Bugger off! Maxi: You know you want one. Just let me slip one under the door. David: I'm doing quite well without your mods. Go bother someone else. Shuffling sounds are heard outside of the door. Maxi: (in falsetto) Mistah Aichey? Me mummy said yer buildins are lookin a bit drab and understated. She also said you may be needin some uniform mods from the Mod "mess aye uh" known as Maximus. She also said... David: My buildings aren't that bad...Hey, wait! Its still you. I'm calling the bobbies to take you off my doorstep. Maxi: (In normal prepubescent voice) No! Wait, Mr. Achey Artist. We both know that you need mods. Everybody needs mods. Its called Mod-22. If you really want mods, then you already have them and if you don't have them, then you need them. See? Sound of shotgun blast and then silence. Curtain closes [ 06-07-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan ]

What is sort of sad is that I didn't know they could clear barb wire until reading this thread. Thanks folks. I'm playing a scenario where there are multiple mines and I'm attacking. What is the best way to disable these things? I'm sending both platoons of U.S. Engineers walking through minefields searching for them. What was bothering me was that I would process the turn and then see the minefield behind me. The conditions are mud and night, so visibility is low. Suggestions on barbed wire too would be welcome.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: promptly lynched the bugger. Then we decided to use his blood to fill our ink wells, his dried skin as parchment, and sharpened shards of his broken bones as our writing quills. This worked okay, but eventualy the FAQ grew too large to fit on his skin, and the vermin kept eating the old FAQ pages. To solve this, some nob came up with the bright idea to...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...go to the village scribe. His name was russellmz. (russell the love muscle) He was a fuzzy little chap who spoke to himself at length each days about questions and answers. "What would this world be like if there were not enough answers to the questions?" His other favorite phrase was "If a FAQ poots in the forest, does anyone answer?" Harry O. wandered over the small shanty of russell (mr. muscle) and asked....

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Barticus: snipped for the sake of brevity and sanity <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> My dance card is full. Don't mind Panzerleader. He is like a ****su gard dog. He piddles all over the rug but we think he's cute. (cute like an excrement stain on a sun dress)

I'm using Fuerte's PBEM helper for 8 PBEM's right now and its a godsend. May none of your children look like Mad Matt. Winecape...the txt option is called "as is" and i've yet to use it. I use zip for all and have had no complaints at all. Many of my opponents use Macs and prefer to have the files zipped. I love that you can keep "taunt opponent" checked and it will allow you to type text in the email. Because of the convenience of this application, I find myself challenging more and more people to PBEM's. Is that good or bad?

Some people have nothing to say and others have nothing useful to say. Imagine which one of those groups you would find my furry face in. I'd like to start this day with a note of concern at Lorak's absence. Having Panzerleader post 10 times instead of having Lorak post once leaves me feeling empty and cheated. Its like drinking MGD light. The taste is disappointing and you know you'll have to drink close to 30 of them to get a buzz. Granted, Panzerleader can be entertaining sometimes, just not in the Peng thread. I think he broaches subjects in a creative way and is excellent at gathering information that can help us in the future regarding Combat Mission, but he is like a titsi fly in the Cesspool. He wants nothing more than to sit in your stool and feast on the peanuts that made it all the way through unscathed. The sad thing is that I've understood every single one of Panzerleader's posts where there are approximately 18 of Lorak's posts I've sent out for translation. My gynecologists are working round the clock to discover the truths and various profundities in some of Seanachai's posts. His synopsis is for another day. So, Lorak, I hope that you are still reading this drivel on an almost daily basis. Understand that we miss you. You could stop marking down each of my losses and I would still enjoy having you around because you confuse me quickly and effectively. I remember when you used two big words in a row one time and I went catatonic for twenty minutes. My cats ate the rest of my Cocoa Puffs and tipped my coffee over. The little bastards.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...we don't complete production of our Gamey giant enforcement Robot with built in miniguns and tactical nuclear missiles" <tm>!!!! "I want those Robots out on the street enforcing our will NOW!!!" Pulling out his favorite baseball bat..the chairman rose from his seat at the head of the table, walked around to stand behind the manager in charge of robotics, lifted the bat, then...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "...swing and a long fly. Watch this baby, outtahere." Harry Kalas was on the radio again and it would appear that Doug Glanville is unstoppable. Now if only the rest of the league would catch up to us. Maybe we should sweep the Mets or the Braves, again. Maybe...

I was young as a child. Like so many of you, I grew older as the years passed by. I also grew a little taller. I found that doorknobs can be reached although there was always lotion all over them from Mum. Ours was a flatulant household and because of my dimunitiveness, I was always face to the blast. My eyes hardly ever ceased watering. The neighborhood kids would laugh and taunt me with names like "stupid-head" or "Pete-Rose Butt" but I didn't care. I was Captain Kirk for a summer on my front lawn. He got all the chicks. The only chick within scanning range of my front lawn was Cathy Lynn Alden who taught me to never, ever jump the queen in chess because she is a female. Cathy would pummell me with her fists, feet, and words on a daily basis. We were like rudebegas and radishes. I would bleed and she would practice her wonder woman moves on me. Good times, then. Oh, I guess I owe some CM turns to some of you and owe nothing to most of you. Lee Oh, pick your poison. The humiliating won't just be me with my lack of strategery, mister. Oh, no. You sir, are going to be scratching your head when I juke and jiggle my forces to and fro. Gaze in wonderment as I do that armor dance. "Surrender now, or prepare to fight" - Team Rocket (blasting off at the speed of light)

Hola mi companeros. Yo so drunk as a proverbial skunk. Sorry we missed you Mark IV but you were entirely too late. You could have pushed your dog off your lap, pulled your pants up, and gone to the computer earlier. I got a draw against Elvis Lets stop and think about that for awhile. I knew something was awry when were hotseating and he stopped taunting me. It went from, "you are so dead" to "well, you might win" Mucho grass ass to Senor Elvis for his hospitality once more. He was the consumate host. I am seconds from passing out. Further more, I would like to pontificate upon the following points: 1. Peng is a gamey bastard c. Mark IV is gay 4a. Emma and Pawbroon rock! Go Phillies!!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: ...then ran to their PCs to see what witty repertoire had transpired while they were off in the land of nod. They stopped, looked at the vacant spot where there their PCs used to be in, and in a collective voice exclaimed "AAAAaaAAAAaaaaAAAAAaaa"! The reason: A secret society had broken into each CMers house and stolen their PCs to facilitate.... [ 06-02-2001: Message edited by: Mace ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...the takeover by Everquest. Its fans dissapeared in droves when Combat Mission came out and Sony wants them back. The unforgiving gaming giant also wants control over your...

I'm leaving soon to go sit in a bar with Elvis. I'll be there 12:30 PM Eastern Standard Time. I'll be the gentleman with the Red Hat with a White "P" on it. I also have tight jeans and my sneakers that make me run really fast. hehe Here is the link if you want to buy me or Elvis a beer. http://www.onlinevenue.com/onlinestore/stellacam/stellacam_index.asp

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: Heads up guys. was waiing for the new thread to post this because I did't want it to get lost in the shuffle. This Sunday June 3rd, 2001 I would like to do a Cesspool (or anyone else for that matter) beers around the world gig. Some of you may have seen my afternoon beer drinkin session. I would like to see if a bunch of us can get together on Sunday various cities around the world at the same time. I amthinking about 1pm EDT which I think is 5pm in London and noon in Chicago. The name of the bar in London is the Elbow Room and in Chicago it's in the Twisted Spoke. There is also a place in Scotland in Edinburgh called EH1. Here is the link to to site : http://www.onlinevenue.com/onlinestore/stellacam/stellacam_index.asp You can check it out and see if there is a place near you. Sound off if you think it will work for you guys. I will email Peng, Hiram and Croda to see if they can make it in this area. In London I hope Germangirl, Cuppy and Peter (who I owe a couple rounds to) can be on. And Berli, Moriarty, baushaus ect..in Chicago. Again there are other plces so check it out. And if you aren't near one of the bars you can still watch us and buy us beers online. Let me know guys.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Excellent idea. What is the name of the bar in Philadelphia so I can meet you there? I'll be the gentleman with the Phillies Hat on.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: My dear Squire. Never do this thing with 'ph' again. It is quite horrible, and not to be born. On second thought, never mangle language like this again. It's not a consonant thing, it's about the beauty of language itself. Phan has his own demons to answer to.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sir Seanachai, I ask mercy as you punish your squire. He sincerely beleived that I speak that way. I also ask that you gird him up with strong tactics and maneouvers. Take him aside each day and teach him how to not play like me. Take the mistakes you made while tutoring me and harvest a better crop of squires. Keep my picture up in your outhouse and remember that we are all mortal and feces jokes are always fun. One major demon of mine has been recently purged and it's a huge weight off my mind. I can now go back to eating normally and going outside. Will my CM gameplay improve? Probably not. It would seem the influence of both Moriarty and Seanachai early in my career have brought irreparable harm to my tactics. This is where Mark IV grumbles "tactics? what tactics?"

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Troll alert: Destroy the Humanoid. He dares bring the Mutha Beautiful into question.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You're being overly Clitoral about it. The thread in question is about something other than the Peng thread. Take some ritalin.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gyrene: Quote: ...Ability to make large objects disappear and reappear from anatomically improbable places. "I once took in the entire Encyclopeadia Brittanica and sent it back out translated to Chinese, such is my skill!", said Mace, "I have also been able to provide shelter for the homeless and helped the war effort by smuggling weapons to partisans by the use of my powers." "But now I look for greater challenges, I hope to be able to..."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...find a way to keep the FAQ thread on Page one. Who here has the Ko Jones to help me out? Perhaps some Air Supply songs will rally the troops. "Here I am, the one that you...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Manx: This should work....If you RIGHT-CLICK on any ZIP file and SELECT "Properties", you should see an "Opens With" field. Click on this and select WINRAR from the list of programs. Most programs include an option for you to set them as the default file opener. Not sure about WINRAR though.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Just right clicking won't work. To force an association, you have to Shift Right click. The zipped file is already associated with an application. sorry for the intrusion

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Phillies you phlipping phailure. It's all your phault these phreaking phools phell into our phine thread. You phorgot and phed the trolls, you phungus. Now we are phorced to listen to these phecal phreeloading pheatherbrained buphphoons phlirt like some sort oph phemale phreshman at her phirst phraternity phling! Phorget my challenge to Dame Shaw phor the moment. I challenge you, you ephpheminate bottom pheeder. Your overinphlated opinion oph yourselph needs to be taken down a bit, you phreakish phop. Send me a setup posthaste!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> MisterSprinkler, I'm glad that you are Seanachai's squire. I was also his squire a while ago. He taught me nothing. I see he is teaching you nothing too. Its bad form to challenge me and also demand a setup. If you want a game, then you send the setup.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: I feel pretty <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> feel pretty elsewhere