Phillies Phan

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Colonel_Deadmarsh: Enough with this Hi Mom crap! This is so passe its not even funny anymore. In fact, it was never funny to begin with.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hi Colonel!

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Adam Lloyd: I've done it, though I don't remember my victim. Tends to happen more when armour dominates the field. Also when you hit the enemy somewhere so badly they just surrender, realizing the situation is hopeless. Elvis really ought to give poor Hiram a break. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Dude...its cool. If I had won, I would taunt him.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Phillies Phan wrote: > What's it all about Alfie? I thought I explained that in my brief MAR (Middle of Action Report) above. If Meeks had been my enemy I would have kicked his farm boys all the way back to Iowa. But I thought he was just my gaming opponent, so he was able to influence my actions by pretending he had nothing left to fight with. Do you want that in pictures?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I don't care if you and Meeks were doing gymnastic routines with each other. I just had a question about your old sig. yeesh

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Phillies Phan wrote: > what does this mean? > > "There's a splinter in your eye and it reads REACT" ? It means what it says. It doesn't mean the R.E.M. lyric. I don't know what that means, ask Michael Stipe.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> So, if it means what it says and I don't get what it means, then what does it mean? What's it all about Alfie?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Phillies Phan wrote: > You could surrender. I have lost the battle, but I wasn't fighting a battle, I was playing a game.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> what does this mean? "There's a splinter in your eye and it reads REACT" ?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: Brevity is best.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You could surrender.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Inconsequential jabberings Joe[/QB]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Joe Shaw Your version of the old testament had been jaded by Joseph Smith et al. I cannot fathom a future with your tenets in place. Joe, God has given you the gift of being silent amongst your betters. Use it now. When you feel that urge to defecate verbally, restrain yourself and ask "What would Seanachai do if he were here right now?" Open now the Book of Peng to Chapter Three, verse two. I shall smite thee with a big smitey thing and smash thy smiley faces with my bludgeoning. Amen

Thanks for the sympathy and empathy, gentlemen. The sad thing is that I've played this game since August of last year. So, I'm not a rookie. Therefore, I must be a mental midget. I do have the sloping forehead and one eyebrow. My knuckles do not scrape the ground. So, I wonder if it's a lack of education or intellect gone awry. I love it so. I truly don't care if I win or lose vs the AI because it doesn't brag or taunt me.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw:

i usually button them up and use the Fast command through fog. But then again, my record is 2/20/4.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Will there be **bump** mapping?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...Panzer leader asked with a sly grin on his face. He knew that...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mark IV: Once, we had a minor traffic accident. Now, you've been killed in a major crash. Therefore, I also have been killed in the crash. Yeah, that works, Mr. Cubbie. I know that your self-esteem is in desperate need of having its false premises restored, and I'm going to go along with this. You're a valued member of the pool and I wouldn't want you to do anything rash. Have a special day.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Almost, but not quite. Easter came and went and you refused to play me. Pick another holiday so we can go toe to toe, tough guy. I will stomp your guts out and poke you in the forehead while calling you "loser". This has to be a TCPIP game. Lets make up a holiday and call it "Mark Four Evisceration Day" Happy Entrails to you!! Pick a date and time. I'll be there. Will you?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Martin Cracauer: You will always get this score when you have all flags and no own losses. Opponent's losses do not matter at all then. Martin<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Huh??

I lost 0-100 last night. Can anyone here do worse?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mark IV: Snipped for the sake of mankind <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Each of you can eat me. (I'm a danish) Follow my logic here with me, Mister Four. If I suck and I had a draw against you, then you must suck too. (I ryhmed again) Yes, I lose well. I lose better than any of you people and you can depend on the fact that I despise each of you. I sometimes ahbor individuals and other times I hate you all as a collective. I wish a plague of crotch crickets upon your house's trousers.

Elvis is right. Except that my name is not Hiram. So, the victory should be official when he acknowledges that he won against Phillies Phan. He took advantage of an inebriated New Jersey resident. Is there no mercy left? What say you? Go ahead, Mr. Lorak. Scribe this upon your Cesspool website where the words "you suck" follow our mice. Don't worry about what is right and wrong. Don't concern yourself about the details of these minute struggles that happen while you slumber. We are just little poots from the butt of life.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by stevetherat: I knew you'd never forgive me if I hadn't told, so here goes... It's my birthday! I shall expect cards and presents imminently. [<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Mediocre Birthday, Buttface!! I hope you fall down a tall flight of stairs and fall on your tailbone. I hope your neighborhood cat craps in your breakfast cereal and he spends much of his time mating with your pillow. Be sure to go to the U.K. version of Denney's and let them know that you're a Birthday boy. Perhaps they'll give you some Fish-n-Crabs or scabies. No, wait...you got that last summer.

Hey Gustav, enjoy your summer and get in all the fishing your heart desires. I'll save up my taunts for September. You can put your money where your keyboard is regarding a TCPIP game then. take care

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Maximus: ...once a FAQ post. So with that 109 Fish-boy suddenly found himself rubbing and stroking feverously as Ba Ba Macesheep strolled into the room. Embarrassed, Gustav immediately said, "Hey Mace, quick, I need some wool. Where's your sheep?" Mace exclaimed, you ain't gettin' my sheep you nasty bastard, but...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...but we can trade for your cologne that makes you smell like trout. I have an extra dingo to eat your...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: sat stunned for a moment as he recalled his opponent's sig. Fillies thought for a moment, then shouted, "CUBBIES IS AN IMPOSTER! Any real Cubs phan would know how to spell Harry Carey's name!" Maximus, thinking quickly (which was actually a new and slightly disorienting experience for him), crept up behind Cubbies and yanked the helmet off his head. Everyone gasped as they saw . . . [ 04-23-2001: Message edited by: MrSpkr ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...the FAQ thread almost fall off of the first page thus depriving the masses of the answers they have sought after for generations. The dwarf named 109 Goof-off was still wondering why he couldn't run with his machine gun and also why he couldn't get a date with his...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: Please be aware that as of today I am done playing CM or more accurately CM seems to be done being played by me. Every single time in try to launch a game it comes up with: A fatal exception (0E: Page Fault) had occured at 0028:C00071D5 in VxD VMM(01) + 000061D5 When I kill all running processes but Explorer and Systray it's even worth since as soon as I click on the shortcut I get that: A fatal exception (0E: Page Fault) had occured at 0028:C004F320 in VxD Vcache(01) + 00000B20 Now I'm a little peeved to say the least... So for you diagnosers and wannabes, here are the specs: Pentium III 700Mhz, Win98se (had WinMe but had the VERY SAME errors and did a complete reformat to no avail since it's still occuring), some 200Mb of RAM, GeforceDDR256 with latest 4.12 650 Detonator Drivers straight from Nvidia just minutes ago and Dx8.0a I can't understand how I can play Black & White, Project IGI and games like NHL2001 which are known powerhogs and can't even LAUNCH CM when only Windows is running. So PLEASE: a/Advice b/Play someone else in the mean time... And lest I forgot, I did a search, I reinstalled ALL of CM just to be sure the EXE wasn't corrupted and all of that. Thanks for your time and now I'm back to something that I can ACTUALLY play with. [ 04-21-2001: Message edited by: PawBroon ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> If you post on the Technical Problems messageboard, some guy named Shrullenshaft (of something like that) will help you almost immediately. Go there, Pushbroom.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Michael Dorosh: ...stuff the complaints back in the box before anyone noticed they were missing. "Steve's too busy to notice anyhow," someone whispered. "Rumour has it..."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...that some chap will take over the thread and use words like honour, rumour, detour, and pleasour. Tea and scones will be the staples of the thread and we'll start our day with a nice jaunt through the countryside. Now, where did I put my "Best of Benny Hill" videos? Mr. Dourish exclaimed as he bit into some meat pie. I shan't be caught with my...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by *Captain Foobar*: I need to point out that our brother Phillies Phan is living a lie. He is actually called Hiram Sedai. He will always be known as this. And I always mistake him for Hakko Ichu anyways, so that makes it even more dubious. Be true to yourself Hiram. Don't make me get out the belt again...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thanks for the concern, Foo. I'm a WYSIWYG kind of guy these days and I've been a phan since the time I enjoyed fingerpainting with what I found in my diapers. The other username was a creation and I retired it. What I find so tremendously amusing is that every spelling I see of fan on this board has come out as "phan" these days. Believe

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Cubbies Phan: Will there be a sequal? Expansion to other theaters? Are there any mods for the game? Where can I find them?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would recommend trying out CMHQ for mods. That's where I got most of mine. I started out with the MaddMatt Mod Pack one and two and then downloaded whatever caught my eye. Good luck. It really enhances the game. The little girl with the numerical username gave you some good links. Here's a litle FYI for ya regarding "phan". Whenever a person likes a team other than the Phillies, he or she is a fan. That is short for fanatic. When that person is enlightened and discovers the joys and letdowns of being dedicated to the "one true team", then that person is a Phan. Get it? We have a mascot called the Phillies Phanatic. Its cute that I have a disciple though. hehe Maximus...bite me. [ 04-22-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ...the bts forum users complaint box. some of the complaint cards fell out and phillies tried to find a blank one to write a complaint about the complaint box. As he read them phillies said, "all these complaints are stupid!" gustav: "a complaint about the complaint box...delicious!" Mannheim Tanker: "well how stupid could they be?" phillies "Well, let's have a look here... You Suck... You Suck... Steve and Charles Rule... If you read this faq thread you are a dork... Coupon for one free kiss from maximus if you are a girl... Need more complaint cards... Coupon for one free kiss from maximus if you are a GUY... You will go on a journey happy long time ... mace is a perv... no I'm not... yes you are... no I'm not infinity... yes you are infinity plus one... and this one... I have doobie in my funk, which I assume is from some reference to the Parliament Funkadelic's song Chocolate City... You got peanut butter in my chocolate... you got chocolate in my peanut butter... together they taste like crap...MrSpkr has been staring at me all day - - - and I love it... and this one says, "I try to be good hard worker man... but thread so messy - so so messy..." Michael Dorosh: "i think that ones probably from the um... faq author." phillies: "Ohhh, oh then that one's legitimate.... uhhh, who's the black private dick who's the sex machine with all the chicks?.." everyone: "SHAFT!!" philles: "and... Help, I'm being held prisoner in in a complaint box." after seeing the faq author violating copyright law by stealing this bit from newsradio and watching the various goings on, philles found a blank card and wrote his own complaint... [ 04-22-2001: Message edited by: russellmz ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...and it read like this: To whom it might annoy. I've been frequenting your messageboard for some time now and I have to say that the service has been lousy. Your waitress smells like fish and is in bad need of a Tic-Tac. She/He has a nametag with the number 109. My friends and I are placing bets to find out it's sex and origin. The only time I get proper service is when I whistle and slap my thigh. Please give the gentleperson with the numerical username an attitude adjustment and a class on personal hygiene or I will create a thread called "I'm going away" or "Goodbye Wankers" or "See ya, Poopieheads" or "I could have been famous". ********************************************* After carefully writing out his complaint with his crayon, Phan dropped it into the box and sauntered off. Little did he realize that there was a malodorous malcontent dwelling nearby by the name of....