Phillies Phan

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mrspkr2: . . .the FAQ'ers awoke slowly from their daze. "What the heck was that?" said Mace. "One minute I was shagging a fine little ewe and the next thing I know, I've lost a week of my life!" "And look at this place! It's got Baldy's marks EVERYWHERE! I haven't seen this much lavender and leopard skin print since . . ."<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> mistersprinkler wandered into my garden and peed on my petunias. He was an odd fellow with a paunch and rosy cheeks. He had been released from an institution and was looking for a funky good time. We yelled over the fence, "hey, mistersprinkler. Watcha doin over there?" He didn't notice us as he watered every flower in sight with his own personal sprinkler. It was somewhat disconcerting to view and we had to call the authorities so they could...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by mensch: I say it was you.. HANG THE WITCH!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "...she turned me into a newt. I got better."

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jack Arilliac: Yeah! And the Hulkster ruled over that RETARDO Iron Shiek, too! Oh, why hello there, mother.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Yes, he did. Didn't he? Watcha gonna do when all the hulkamaniacs run wild on you?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Micheal Wittman: No Sir Mr Phillies Phan, this is a celebration. Something like if, I assume, your hockey team might win the Stanley Cub. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hi, Mike. May I call you Mike? There is no way my team could win the Stanley cup (and you know it) because the Buffalo Sabers cheated. But, that has nothing to do with the "glad-handing" that is occuring.

Is this message board brown nosing? just curious

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: ***THIS THREAD ENDS HERE*** Thanks for your help Iskander. As far as I know, BTS totals four people. They are working hard not only to get CM2 out the door before the end of the year, but to keep this forum running for our benefit. This is no mean task. Could we please stop creating unnecessary work for them. The last thing they need is to waste their time clearing up the forum because we're so immature we can't help but mess the place up with unnecessary and duplicate threads, and can't allow them to disappear before the lock is clamped down on them. This is their shop window. If we create a mockery of this forum, we create a mockery of their game. Stop being so childish. Please move along to Joe's new Peng Thread.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> David, please pardon my impudent tone, but who are you to decide which one is the Peng thread? I acknowledge that you have 100 more IQ points than I do and that you dress better. However, you aren't numbered among the CM staff as far as I know. Please reserve your opinion for the moment when I care. Thanks! Ta Ta and Cheerio

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dunnee: I'll leave, sure, after I **** on your grass...tah tah.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You, Sir, should be bludgeoned, spat upon, and called filthy names. Let me fetch my thesararus. You are a filthy, slimey piece of offal that should be...oh nevermind. Just shut your piehole and give us a break. Good for you YK2...I like that you started a Peng thread. You're cool after all.

I am the embodiement or personification of childishness. I would say "Hi Mom" but Croda is being a weenie. So, I would like to give a shout out to my friend in South Philly who sells cars over the internet. He is a real cool guy and I wish him well.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: Mr. Aitkens, I refer you to the term: Irony. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Jeremy Irony? Ron Jeremy? Long Peng Silver?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Croda: Hmmm...Blah blah self important egocentric blatherings. I'm a pretty pretty Croda. As for mister Phan, I created "Hi Mom" and if you want to fight about it then I may just have to drive myself all the way over to Joisey and pump my own gas and piss off your entire state. How 'bout dem apples, eh? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Prove it. You know you're wrong. Be a good boy and send me my commission.

Sad Day in Phanland: The phine phorces of our phit and phriendly Phillies Phan phell today to the phragging phecking phairy Elvis. Read em and weep. Scenario - Exit Stage Right by Rune Allied Attacker (our hero) 89 Casualties 19 Vehicles Knocked out Men OK: 267 Score 18 (I wuz robbed) Axis Defender (boo wanker boo) 132 Casualties 2 Mortars Destroyed 14 Vehicles Knocked out Men OK: 115 Score 82 I had fun and I have to say "good game" to Elvis. *************************** Lorak Please note yet another loss for me and another win for Elvis.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Gyrene: Huh, ok... The End. Gyrene<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> "better... better get me a bucket..."

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by PawBroon: We wouldn't threaten anyone with the Unleashing of your well, capacities, if it were only for the sucking of Math! Who forgot to bring Bauhaus to the Vet this time?!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I would offer to bring him to the Vet but he doesn't live anywhere near me and he's probably not a Phillies fan.

Phillies Phan's Phunky Game Updates 4 people total, and that's all I need. I keep telling myself to not play any more. I also remind myself that its bad to make the bathroom smell like that. Mark IV My flanks are bruised and sore from all of the probing. Brave Polish lads scurry here and there in anticipation of him driving his German made armor things over to my backyard. Just a little closer, Deli boy. This won't hurt much. Its a Rune Scenario, so I look forward to laying a pimp slap upon his poor ego once more. Have I mentioned yet this month that I once had a draw against Mark IV? jd We are playtesting a rune scenario so I have to be somewhat nebulous. jd is axis and he has some German things. I'm allied so I have a couple of Allied things. He's been shooting at me since turn one with his german things and I said "hey knock it off". He did that little thing with his things where his thing would try to flank my things by doing his patented "thing dance" that ends with a cha cha cha. Of course, I was confused and tried to hide most of my things because they seemed frightened of his things. Little did jd know that I was sharking him with my things because they weren't really scared, they just pretended to soil themselves when he constantly shook his things in his gyrating thing dance. By the time we got to turn 3, many of his things were burning or running around searching for their thing-bits and some of my things were scraped and bruised. I sincerely hope that I end up with more and better things soon or else his things might win this Thing War. Rune, I hope I didn't give too much away. Elvis Exit Stage Right is a phrenzy gone awry. I've been having a phunky good time at Elvis's expense for quite some time and its been phun. I was supposed to have exited most of my stuff but instead I used it to shoot him over and over. I'm thinking about using my Crews as a platoon of people to do police call because of all the german momentos all over the field. He might win, but I had fun. Isn't that what its all about? (Its not the all about the Hokey Pokey, Bauhaus) MRPENG Wolf's Lair is going to be difficult for me. I have plenty of good stuff to hurt him with, but I just found some bunkers on his side. How do you kill concrete bunkers? Should I send a Sherman up to shoot him? Perhaps I should scout with my armor and be sure to button them up first. What say you? His bunkers say "88" Is that bad?

*yawn* I want some passion, folks. Tell me about a squad leader and his troops. What is Hauptmann Kugelscrieber doing in that building with that french maid? Give me a reason to get some popcorn. [ 05-08-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan ]

Mormans always have hated me. Especially the gay ones.

Sunday will be mother's day in the U.S. So I will be buying a card and putting this phrase in it: "Hi, Mom" Sorry bout the C-section.

The first time I met Peng, I mentioned to him that he looked like Rasputin. Without the beard, he looks like Henry Winkler with a heroin addiction. I recommend jd as the father confessor person. I acknowledge that he could never be Fransiscan or even Jesuit in his appearance because of his apparent affluence, but he does care for the young ones. When I was a neophyte in this religion we've created he tried his best to teach me the basics. He would tell me to not do things right after I did them. JD was more verbose in his emails than many of my opponents at the time. I recall that many of you would ask me what was wrong with me and if I had been dropped on my head as a child. The game play was that bad. JD would cut and paste things into email and draw pictures for me like it was Autism that I really suffered from. For a span of a week, I had thought I could go to Seanachai for advice and help but that was shot down when he threatened to eat my cats and date my girlfriend. (did I get that backwards?) When you tally your votes and scratch your collective chin, keep in mind that without people like jd, fragile minds would have gotten discouraged and given up by now.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by armornut: I must apologize for not returning any turns this weekend. I had a work emergency (crack mom that thought it was okay to use her kid for a football) and I have been dealing with police, social services, and the hospital all weekend. I have to go to court today to tell the judge that kicking the kid is not in it's best interest. I will get to the turns later this afternoon or this tonight. I would have rather delt with you guys than with a 24 year old crack mom who kicks the crap out of her kid for eating the last four cookies (bye the way that was all he had to eat all day). If you don't like it bugger off!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I have an Elite mom with a +2 for Balogna sandwhiches.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Elvis: Wankers<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Boo!! You suck!! Your basketball team sucks too. hehe

Hopefully I can post this time without you syphilitic, narcissistic, egocentric people calling me a newbie.

Greetings all. I know that there has got to be a limit for postings. I feel that it is near. From my essence...I post a hearty "hi mom". Both Croda and I state that we created the phenomenom that is the "hi mom" but I cannot prove that he is a boldface liar and that he should be put to sleep like a dirty dog. Even if this thread should continue, I can only hope that Joe Shaw should be gang raped by lesbians and thrown into the nearest river. We all have our hopes and dreams in this lifetime. PS Naomi says Hi and Go Phillies.

This shouldn't fall off the first page. Its too much like the first man on the moon. I've got to know who will win. I also know about the stomping of the guts of the loser. I have to know. Don't let me down now. Tell me about your snipers. Tell me about the crew guy who sheds tears after popping out of his tank and sneaking away.

I sat down and spoke with Peng today and we did not speak about the thread because it really does not matter. Creating a thread about the Peng thread is simply silly and you have fallen into a trap that so many others have created for you. We create these online personalities for your amusement and we keep ourselves and each other amused. Perhaps Russellmz will be nice enough to explain the Peng thread in his FAQ and I believe that Moriarty could provide a defination that we would all agree upon. So, I chortle at your infatuation with idiocy. I enjoy seeing a new thread pop up once a month asking "what the peng thread is" Have fun and Go Phillies!!

The thread title reminds me of a date I went on years ago. Mad Dog 20/20 was flowing freely and the sultry tones of Meatloaf was in the air. Oh, don't mind me.