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<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Thermopylae: Originally posted byPhillies Phallus I should imagine I'd have no trouble getting past your so-called-idiot swatter, as you clearly managed to get in here without much effort.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You aren't worth the attention, but I am bored. I noticed that you opened your dictionary and looked up the word that corresponds with what you see in the mirror on a daily basis. Just because you want to be like me, doesn't mean that you should saunter in with your Gitano jeans. I have to remind you of a book I read called Catch 22 by Joseph Heller. Those who really want to be here are qualified to leave. The inverse of that is that you are a hot steaming pile of feces. My logic is not to be questioned!! [ 05-30-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: right for his pet dog Weinerschnitzel. This dog was so dumb that she thought "fetching" consisted of walking around trying to look sexy in front of Mace. But enough about family pets. No, now it is time to attack the factory and . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...find a place to set up shop. Mace never really had a dog. He had a huge pet rat named Norman who was as big as a dog. Norman would roam the countryside and small kids would ride on his back. "Good on ya" they would say as Norman would gnaw on the mums who would be too slow to get out of the way. His glistening flanks would writhe as he frolicked to and fro accross the backyard of Mace. Mace used to be in "Blue movies". Repeat after me, kids. Blue Movies He was known for his...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Stalin's Organ: Well, looks like Berlichtssnatchenlicker's gone off to sulk in the Eagle's Areshole or somewhere, so I should pay some attention to this fool I suppose..... MY GOD - you're right - so why not STFU or at least post something vaguely interesting? [ 05-30-2001: Message edited by: Stalin's Organ ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You've got to be kidding me. Are you feeling comfy? Can we fetch you a drink or something? Do you honestly think you can stay a while? When the darkness claws at your mind and you wake up wetting yourself, will you still feel "oh so peachy keen"? Find somewhere else to go. You're searching for banter? This isn't that place. This is only a warning. Wait til one of the "grown up knights" find you squatting in our garden.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Treeburst155: Please disregard this post as its sole purpose is to deposit some chlorine into the Pool. You will feel no pain. You will simply Die-A-Lot now. Treeburst155 out. [ 05-30-2001: Message edited by: Treeburst155 ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Do you honestly think you can tinkle in the pool and get away with it? By all that is unholy I will rend you asunder if you should think you can meander over and piddle in our puddle. You should be hogtied and thrown into Delaware for that kind of behavior. Find somewhere else to not post.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Thermopylae: While I realize you are all drawn to my good looks and far superior intellect, probably in hopes of living out some perverted fantasy I dare not imagine, stop hitting on me.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Look over there. Is that your mommy? You are nothing more than a toddler waiting for spanking. You need to stop leaving little brown gifts on our carpet. When you thought that perhaps you would be welcome, you were sadly incorrect. Your reasoning is in serious disrepair and your likeness is quite the opposite of pulchritudinous. Begone or we will be forced to swat at you repeatedly with our Cesspool Idiot Swatter. [ 05-30-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan ]

Glad to see jd hosting again. Sorry to see that the title sucks. Winning by default is the only way available sometimes. Know what I mean?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mike the bike: My gym teacher's hairy thighs entice me [ 05-29-2001: Message edited by: Mike the bike ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> This is not the Doctor Ruth comedy hour. Put the dirty magazines back in your father's underwear drawer and go play. (elsewhere)

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Mace's reverie was rudely interrupted by the return fo the sheep, which kicked Mace in the head again, yelling "I TOLD YOU KNOBS TO STOP LETTING THIS THREAD SLIP TO THE SECOND PAGE!" The sheep then stomped off. Mace, looking groggy, slurred . . . "bugger!Ain't nothing as deadly as a sheep scorned"! Picking himself of the ground and rubbing the bumps swelling on his head, he found himself amongst collapsed buildings, burnt out AFVs, and bodies clad in grey and brown. Bending over, he picked up a discarded PPsH SMG (with drum magazine), cocked it, and charged towards the tractor factory to join... <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> his buddy, mistersprikler who was busy shaking the dew off the lillies of his neighbors. His was a sad... [ 05-29-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan ]

I did a test run with Fuerte's PBEM helper today with 5 PBEM's and it worked great!! Now, if I can only win some.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panzer Leader: THis thread is now closed, if you would, please head on over to Thermopylae, the Hot Gates. Thank you.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Hi, Mom. Sorry bout the last tattoo. At least I didn't get pierced.

This is too good for the second or third page, folks.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: kicked him in the head and shouted, "HEY YOU KNOBS! YOU LET THIS THREAD FALL OFF THE FRONT PAGE AGAIN!" With that, the sheep turned and left. Mace sat up, rubbing his bruised skull, and said . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...tie me kangaroo down, sport? Roight, where is me digeredoo? I can't go anywhere without it, mate! Let me find my top sheila and get on with my...

Somebody please help! All my games end the same! hehe The other guy always wins. I owe turns to: Peng Elvis jd Goanna Mark IV The Captain He's not a pooler but he's a clever guy with a sock puppet. Game updates - I'm losing in all of my games unless we just started and I'll find a way to squander my resources, rush flags in the middle of the game, and hunt with my tanks in the open. I'm the king of the run-on sentences. I saw the Longest Day last night and I saw many of you there. The French people were funny. Any suggestions for more WWII movies?

Question about the Fuerte PBEM Helper: Does my opponent also have to use it?

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: 'a termite walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "why the long face?" bwahahhahahaa! wait, i told it wrong...lemme check this list of old faq threads for the original joke in there: <DT><H3 FOLDED ADD_DATE="985904657">FAQ</H3> <DL> <DT>FAQ, FAQs, Frequently Asked Questions - Battlefront.com Forum <DT>FAQs - Battlefront.com Forum <DT>LOL! - Battlefront.com Forum <DT>Bonus! The whole filthy story at a go! - Battlefront.com Forum <DT>Griffin's Combat Missing Command Post (CMCP) <DT>-- F A Q -- How to Take a Screenshot and More! - Battlefront.com Forum <DT>faq - Battlefront.com Forum <DT>-- F A Q -- How to take a screenshot & more! - Battlefront.com Forum <DT>. FAQ . How to take a Screenshot and More! - Battlefront.com Forum <DT>GriffinCheng FAQ <DT>Battlefront.com Forum . FAQ . How to take a Screenshot and More! <DT>==) FAQ (== How to take a Screenshot and More! <DT>=) FAQ (== How to take a Screenshot and More! <DT>Battlefront.com Forum ==) FAQ (== How to take Screenshots and Stuff! </DL> here it is! a termite walks into a bar and asks, "is the bar tender here?" bhwhwhahahahah...sniff. ba-da-BUMP!' the other faq'ers quickly reached a consensus. "that is the most..." [ 05-27-2001: Message edited by: russellmz ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...links in one space I've seen in a message. It was nice seeing my very first bump under my old username. ******************************************** I had my flamethrower strapped to my back and my asbestos underwear on. Nobody was going to take my binkie away. Only a small...

CMHQ chatroom is empty and I'm itching for some TCPIP. Any of you feel lucky?

My favorite Axis gun is the 150MM Inf gun. You don't have to aim precisely at a target because of the huge blast. I usually place it near cover away from the center of the map or I place it where anyone coming towards a flag and is running for cover. I like to lead infantry with the gun i.e. fire where I think they are going the next turn. I also put a heavy machine gun very close to it in case there is a small tank/half track that wants to take it out or a squad of infantry that sneaks up on it. I know that the firing is slow but its been effective against infantry thus far. I've yet to use it against a human because the average human tactic against guns is so much different than the AI's. In taking out a gun, I've found that spotting with infantry and then using indirect mortars or artillery works well. I've yet to find an allied equivalent to this weapon and would appreciate any tips on allied guns. I'm also partial to any and all Flak guns. The high rate of fire doesn't give armor much chance to fire back without at least being immobilized. I beleive that any time a gun takes out a tank, it has paid for itself. If it takes out more than one piece of armor, then so much the better. One effective way I've used these guns is to hide them when they are not actively firing upon a unit or area.

Here's a reminder about what matters: The Phillies won and will win again. All of you are insignificant warts on the buttocks of existence.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: mensch, obviously wishing to emulate his idol, Pawbroon. The other FAQer's smiled nervously and slunk away, intent on . . .<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...finding something interesting to write about. Mace's antics between the sheeps was getting somewhat boring. The minutes and hours ticked by while Maximus waited to put something perverted on the monitor. "I'll get them this time" Max muttered to himself. His nightie was getting itchy and his eyes were blurry from too many hours of watching...

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by ParaBellum: >- look you are in the cesspool. It's dark, the air is foul and some strange creatures are crawling around in the corners. >-say "Hi! I come in peace. I wish to find an honorable opponent for a PBEM game." Some of the creatures start to look at you. At their feet you see the corpse of what looks like a newbie CM player. On the severed head there are words engraved. >-look at severed head the words read "DO A SEARCH!" >-say "Nice little pool you've got here. I really don't want to disturb you with, ah, the things you do." some of the creatures smile >-say "but if you get bored, just drop me a note and we'll have a nice game, thx." some of the creatures are moving toward you, making strange noises. >-run TOO LATE...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> >something crawls in and is stepped on quickly. Taunting is the most certain way to get a PBEM. Creativity is spat upon and a maggot is not welcome. Your whiteness blinds us. >the inhabitants do not have nice games. Nothing nice here lives long. Find a friend and visit him. He cares. We do not. Exit immediately.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by russellmz: ..., yes the famous dr. 'nhowfoursommethinkcommpetelydifrent fropm greater nigeria, renown for...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> ...shlubbidy dancing. He preffered to be called "Larry". Too many years of watching "Whose Line is it anyway" affected him in ways that are both embarrasing and curiously intriguing. His friend, Mr. Gonzales (Speedy) followed him around the continent of Australia and said things like "okay, boss". His was a sad story, filled with...

Good Morning, Cesspool!! I'm still tingling from the doubleheader I went to last night. The Phillies won both games (of course) and I got to sit in the wonderful Vet Stadium once more. I found that when you are one of 20 phans in a huge arena, your voice will carry. PS It was the hapless Pirates who were bludgeoned by the Phils.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Madmatt: Okay, all the old corrupt users...are sorry... Madmatt<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Thank you Mister Mad Bouncer. [ 05-23-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MrSpkr: Woo hoo! My old username works again!!!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Good for you, MisterSprinkler!! I'm being serious, so don't tell me to piss off.

Would it help any if I were to apologize?