Phillies Phan

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Abbott: snipped for brevity and sanity [ 05-05-2001: Message edited by: Abbott ]<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I care. [ 05-05-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan ]

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Phillies Phan: double post nothing to see here

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: *pops out of a birthday cake* Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, you look like a monkey, and you are one too! Mace PS If there ever was a case for an early pregnancy termination, I think this would be it! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: *pops out of a birthday cake* Happy birthday to you, Happy birthday to you, you look like a monkey, and you are one too! Mace PS If there ever was a case for an early pregnancy termination, I think this would be it! <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> That was lovely. Its not my birthday. Its for our team mascot The Phillies Phanatic. He doesn't play CM whereas I don't play well. Get it? You must be from another country or something.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Dunnee: Do I have what it takes to be a Peng? more importantly, does a peng have what it takes to be me?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I met Peng and you sir, are no Peng.

Tommorow is the Phillies Phanatic's birthday!! My lovely girlfriend and I will be in section 527 at Vet Stadium if you want to stop by and say hello. The game starts at 1:35. I'll be the gentleman with a red hat with a white letter P on it. Just yell the words "combat mission" behind that section and I'll find you. hehe Its rumored that the Pod and the King of South Philly should be there too. (bring a camera)

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Generally speaking, a blue ribbon.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sir Seanachai, That was simply unacceptable. Verbiosity is expected from such a personage who would carry your moniker.

In keeping with Survivor's Finale: A Letter to the Cesspool Dear Cesspool inhabitants, Please don't vote me out of the cesspool. I've contributed much in the last 9 months. We all know what can grow in 9 months. I've sounded off often and have been berated for it. I apologized too, and was verbally castigated for those mistakes. My time spent in here splashing amongst you has been fun (for me). I remember when I first tentavely placed a toe in the pool and Seanachai welcomed me while Berlichten readied his flamethrower. He and Professor Doctor Hamster X were ready to filet me. Only my "squatters" rights helped me during those times. JDMorse and Moriarty have become my uncles and Elvis has become my hero. As I grow and shave my back, I strive to become more like MRPeng. I also disdain smileys and suffer from the affliction of flatulence and verbosity. I wish I could play all of you in PBEM's but its not possible or probable. In closing, I ask that you remember me when you do your Cesspool council and that you ask yourselves "What would Scooby do?"

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Joe Shaw: Oh, Joe. It hurts. Please stop. Let me know when you bring your show to Atlantic City.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by R_Leet: Sir Phan please accept my abject, groveling pardons. I had forgotten that you were elevated (lowered?) to holy kniggit status. The name change threw me. Really, brain farts (et.al.) are not unheard of in the great murky pool. But this: hehe Illinoize smells like dirty feet hehe has left me puzzled. Surely paton_returns must have approriated your login and posted under the guise of being you? For shame.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Who are you and why did you follow me in here? I guess I should scrape the crap off my sneakers better when I enter. You can go away now. I don't want sycophants. Go follow Peng or Seanachai.

Outside of the pool, Seanchai expelled this vomitus: <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Phillies Phan, once charmingly known as Hiram Sedai, is already a Knight of the Cesspool. He was not so raised out of pity. At least, I don't think it was pity. But you are correct, he is a legend within the Cess.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Trust me, it was pity. I lost to OGSF and the pool was in upheaval.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Pak40: It doesn't matter whether you're a rookie or not. Just TELL you opponents that you're a rookie and they'll pity you and let you have more points. <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> They pity me anyway, but not because of the game. I won't alter the points though.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Moriarty: GAH! Yes, indeed, David was mucking about outside the pool again, but can we please keep this sort of thing out on the respectable, serious, grogly board where it belittles and belongs?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> hehe Illinoize smells like dirty feet hehe

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by David Aitken: I say, has anyone noticed that the USA won the Second World War single-handed and saved the free world in the process? <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> You are welcome. Its about time one of you limey's (limies?) (likmees?) said something about how the BEF blew chunks and needed the AEF to help out. Monty was a wienie.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Panther131: I think Dunnee has a point. The Cess pool way has overflowed so much that it makes it disgusting to even wade through these boards sometimes. Its seems that insults under the guiese of "the cess" are tolerated while others are not.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Its all my fault and I am truly sorry. I should have been aborted immediately after inception. I have nothing to contribute to this world and I take up too much space. My verbiosity is annoying and just responding to you has caused my rash to reappear. Time for more ointment.

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Mace: A Womble is a 70's retro-teletubby, and probably suitable viewing for someone with your intellect. Mace (btw, good morning all)!<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Roight!! Good on ya, Mace. "...I said the man are you tryin to tempt me? Because I come from the land of Jersey?" -Men from Down Under

There is also no need to besmirch the Fine Garden State. We are not all pottymouths in Toxic Wasteland, USA. I only use expletives when I'm angry or just respirating. (joke) I'm also not speaking for all of Jersey, just my little part of South Jersey where it smells like unwiped butt in the morning. "Move closer to your world my friend take a little bit of time move closer to your world my friend and you'll see" Channel 6 - Action News Theme song

Phan's Phun Game Updates I'm up to 3 PBEM opponents now. I just added Mark IV to my list of PBEM comedies last night. His whining, cajoling, threatening, and overall personality was becoming annoying. He's still pissed about the draw. hehe Elvis I'm a slacker, he's a slacker, she's a slacker. Wouldn't ya like to be a slacker too? The PBEM we are playing is Exit Stage Right. He is German and his tanks don't burn. I am Allies and my tanks do burn. The landscape is littered with Allied crews and I'm thinking about typing up a formletter for the digital families of my brave lads. Dear Family of (Brave Lad or Lass), (Brave Lad or Lass) fought with ferocity and courage for our country vs the evil King of South Philly and his inebriated hoardes. Please know that the remaining tanks and assorted metal things will no longer be crewed considering their status as targets. Your neighbor's kids won't suffer the same fate. MRPeng Netware is Hell. The PBEM we are playing is Wolf's Lair. I am Allies again because I love the suffering. This time, I have so much more metal things to drive around. I could group them for him so they would be easier to shoot at. I'm thinking there should be special symbol for people who lose to me. What say you? Mark IV Glad you got your computer working right. Now die, you pesky varmint. My disdain for you is still boundless and I'd like nothing more than to eviscerate you and play tug of war with your small intestine. I'll stomp the bejesus out of you and you will be me for the opportunity to fetch me a MGD. You are nothing more than a speck on a wing on a fly on a hair on a wart on a frog on a log in a hole in the bottom of the sea (singalong). Be happy I'm doing you a favor of playing you. Its called Pole's payback and you are German. Try not to die too quickly and when you do, don't make excuses (again). [ 04-30-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan because cat thinks keyboard is fun place to sit] [ 04-30-2001: Message edited by: Phillies Phan ]

To those in the know, please enlighten me: What is the second verse to the song "Who let the dogs out?"

Mark IV!! Where are you? Its 1:46 AM and you are nowhere to be found. I suspect you are hiding behind your personal shrubbery.

I'd like to add my hurrah to my companions. Deanco, your work is excellent and I'm happy to know you will be working with CM2.

Thanks for the advice folks. I acknowledged a long time ago that I've only been given two braincells to rub together, so this game would be hard for me. I've found that if I play more than a 1000 PT ME, then I forget some of my bodily functions. I enjoy it even though I lose so often and thoroughly. thanks again. don't think i hate all of you any less though.

Roight!! Time for a sing song. Here is a song as I remember it: (PG version) I'm the man in the box buried in my poop Won't you come and save me? I'm the dog who gets beat shove my nose in poop Sing along

Thanks, Adam. Its just my life. I lose my games and Croda takes credit for my "Hi Mom" creation. If I could only prove it. yeesh

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Ahem. Tongue it.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sir, I would thank you to keep your tawdry comments to a minimum. Your inuendos are not welcome or even understood. Begone or I might be forced to wash your keyboard.