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  1. Right, I've a nit to pick. As Jeff has pointed out (several times), France vs. US did happen. I'm not entirely sure that fantasy force matchups should be considered, mostly because I'd rather see BTS making sure that the historical matchups are accurate than fiddling with Pershings vs. IS2s, but saying that French forces vs. American forces never happened is a poor example. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  2. Erm, I don't know much about the Arab-Israeli conflict, so I've been quite content to sit this one out, but (fortunately or not) I do know quite a bit about Chomsky. I don't agree with very much of what he says, but I question your characterization of him as a "self-hater." I'd be very curious to see the basis on which you make that statement. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  3. Mmm. Chicken pot pie. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  4. Hi mom! ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  5. Great, I've attracted a stalker. Listen spanky, maybe shooting Ronald Reagan would make me like you, why don't you go and find out? It's very nice to see that you've been lurking for so very long. I am also King of the Canaanites. But seriously, let me ask you a question: Exactly how pansified does one have to be to read this thing for over five thousand posts, never having had the eggs to post so much as a wee squeak of a challenge? Is that, like, adorable newborn kittens-level pansy, or snuggly warm wool blankets-level pansy? And then you come waltzing in like the cock of the wall with your "original" showdown metaphor and "hilarious" England jokes. My my. Well, sorry, but insulting England isn't going to send me into some sort of red-hazed rage. My shorts can think of funnier England jokes than that, and don't even get my socks started. They're freaking brutal after they've had a few pints. I don't play anyone until they've made me laugh. Your post gave me painful gassy buildup. Then I burped for like ten seconds straight and I felt better, but that's another story. So impress me, baby, impress me. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super [This message has been edited by Chupacabra (edited 01-25-2001).]
  6. that a Rex-Bellator is a fish, not a ostrich! With that in mind, he deftly side-stepped the ninja kick which threatened to drive his spleen through his... ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  7. Mogwai. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  8. CM2: HOTT HOTT STALIN ORGANS!!!! ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  9. This is already implemented as a tacAI decision. In a PBEM game I'm playing against Berlichtingen at the moment, I ambushed (more or less) a Churchill VII with a Tiger. Tiger took a shot, then started to reverse out of LOS. Seems to me there's no reason to implement an order to do something which is already happening. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  10. IMO, when discussing the tactical utility of weapons systems in relation to similar weapons systems, it's not practical to introduce other concerns into the equation. Tactically, the question is: was the Panther better at doing its job than the Sherman was? I'd answer yes. However, if you ask the same question in a strategic sense, the answer becomes no, for some (among many) of the reasons you cite. But put me in a Quake-style deathmatch with a Sherman vs. a Panther, and I'll take the Panther, thanks very much. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  11. What, you have a use for yours? Damned if I can figure out what good mine is ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  12. Don't what? I know you've got that whole language gap thing on top of that whole drooling mental retardation thing, but do try to be a bit more clear? ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  13. What happened to Chubby's project is Chubby remembered he had another project called a degree that he has to finish first. Once said degree is finished, and assuming no degrees of the doctoral nature present themselves, I'll think about it. But right now I don't have the time. To those who've already sent Lorak their photos, my sincere admiration, and my deepest sympathies to your offspring. I'll try to find one of myself that doesn't involve tanks or Germans. Stevethenakedmolerat: setup sent. Die. Die. Die. Hiram: Pansy. That is all. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  14. Heh, is this limited to games we've owned, or is it any game we've ever played? Worst game I've ever played was "Athena," for the NES. Fair enough, these were the days when shooting glowing red balls at pixelated turtles was fun, but even for the time it was garbage. Worst game to come out in the past 5 years? Probably Daikatana. Combine boring gameplay, ugly graphics, piss poor AI, and thinly veiled racism, and out comes Daikatana. "I can't reave without my buddy Supahfry!" Worst game I've owned... hrm, tougher. Oh, actually, no it's not. Shadow Warrior, Daikatana's spiritual predecessor. Crap. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  15. Frustrated to tears by Andreas' attempts at skinning a cat, setting it to music, and calling it a "classic," here's a bit of sing-song of my own. Clash Cittie Roquers (trad.) An' I wanna move to ye town with ye Clash Cittie Roquers/ Ye need a little jump of electrickal shockers/ Ye'd better leave town if ye only wanna knock us/ Nothing stands the pressure of ye Clash Cittie Roquers/ Ye see the rate they come down the escalatteor/ Now listen to the tube train acceleratteor/ Then ye realise that ye've got to have a purpose/ Or this place is gonna knock ye out sooner or later/ So don't complain about thine useless employment/ Jack it in forever to-night/ Or shut thy mouth and pretend ye enjoy it/ Think of all the money ye've got/ An' I wanna liquefy everybody gone dry Or plug into the aerials that poke up in the sky/ Or burn down the suburbs with the half-closed eyes/ Ye won't succeed unless ye try/ Ye owe me a move say the bells of St. Groove Come on and show me say the bells of Old Bowie/ When I am fitter say the bells of Gary Glitter/ No one but ye and I say the bells of Prince Far-I/ No one but ye and I say the bells of Prince Far-I/ An' I wanna move the town to ye Clash Cittie Roquers/ Ye need a little jump of electrickal shockers/ Ye'd better leave town if ye only wanna knock us/ Nothing stands the pressure of ye Clash Cittie Roquers/ Rock rock Clash Cittie Roquers ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  16. Berets, pistols, mortars, LATW and... something else, can't remember what...are hard-coded. No BMPs. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  17. Yay, Hiram's back. So, just in case he missed this: "Hiram never sent me a setup, from which I am forced to extrapolate that he is a mewling bluebird with a Boy Scout fetish who murders his neighbors' children and poses them in a lifelike manner in his basement. I imagine he then has tea parties with them." So, how 'bout it, Rainbow Brite? ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  18. Standard Operating Procedure. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  19. Erm, highly idiomatic expression. Best explanation I can come up with is 'a grudge,' or 'a preconceived notion about a subject which precludes rational thought on it.' No idea what the etymology is. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  20. First, on a non-reaming note: Stevetherat: I'm in Southwark, SE1. A bunch of us usually get together for drinks every week or two. Dunno when the next time will be, but you're welcome to join. And now... Scrota has issues with the way I'm conducting my probe. To which I say, when my my turgid, thrusting probe is deep within his most secret spots, pounding vigorously away at his tender flanks with the speed and animal brutality of a charging bull elephant scenting a cow in heat, he may comment upon my probe. Berli continues to blast away. Given that he is supported by the entire artillery arm of the Canadian Army, an armored division, and a wing of F-16s as opposed to my platoon or so of exhausted, undersupplied Volksgrenadiers, the outcome is not much in doubt. I'll still make him bleed for it. Sneakytea is in a bit of a tiff because I won't tell him what brand of artillery I'm dropping on his men. Boo hoo. I think he's just jealous that I'm probing Croda and not him. PolTroon is finding out what happens when he runs into veteran SMG squads at close range. He is probably also finding out that being French is silly, but that doesn't have as much to do with me as it does with him being alive and French. Hiram never sent me a setup, from which I am forced to extrapolate that he is a mewling bluebird with a Boy Scout fetish who murders his neighbors' children and poses them in a lifelike manner in his basement. I imagine he then has tea parties with them. You may now go back to your regularly scheduled program, The Very Best of Hee-Haw. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  21. First computer wargame was Grigsby's Pacific War...which quickly and completely overwhelmed me. Come to think of it, it probably still would. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  22. Hrm. Under the definition of expert, you could also put that the more education you receive, the less money you stand to make Well, in my field anyway... pity I was never wildly interested in investment banking or corporate law... ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  23. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Napoleon1944: I think he just wants the QBs to be more even.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> How does taking a shot and shelling a potentially empty area make a QB less even? In any decent-sized map there tend to be 3 or 4 good jump off points. So assuming that you have bought TRPs (because if you haven't, the enemy will have left that spot before you can start shelling it anyway), chances are you've still missed and wasted a fair amount of points shelling empty woods. My feeling is, if you guess right, good for you. Chances are you won't. ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  24. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Jeff Heidman: P.S. I wonder of asking for another American unit (much less admitting to having played the Allies!!) is going to get me kicked out of the "Germany uber alles" club???? I'll have to check with CavScout or Slapdragon...<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Jeff! You've been a naughty boy! Now go and say 20 'Hail Kesselrings' and all is forgiven ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
  25. I don't think this was ever answered, so here's a quick bump... ------------------ Soy super bien soy super super bien soy bien bien super bien bien bien super super
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