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Well now I am cheezed... I made a battle where the germans had 350 Barbed wire lines against one Engineer Unit. I ran the battle 30.5 times (I did half a test cuz my wife needed to use the computer) and the same result happened every time! The Germans lost!!! What's up with this, I was astounded to watch this one Engineer unit systematically cut up every wire line to little bits.. without a scratch! Now I know BTS has put hard earned work into the "realism" factor but give me a break!!!!!!! I have torn down a old wired fence and then fenced a farm with Barbed wire, and I can tell you I end up dead tired! With two fingers lost and a eye gouged out, not to mention I lost two cousins and our farm dog was so routed that it took four weeks to drag him down from the silo!!! BTS I want to know who did your coding and then send them to Wire a farm! I say that the German forces would have maybe lost 20% of the wire or even less if they ran out of those yummy peanut and jelly sandwiches that aunt Truddie made! BTS do somefink!!! ---------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

daily random *bumb* ------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

you may stay out other peoples business! you git... as for you beating GermanLad.. good show.. the git deserves a loss or five... to put him to shame.. I challange Jiff to a battle... and I WILL BEAT YOU only to bring it back here like a dead cat (sorry kitty no relation to what I am talking about) and show it to the lads and say... LOOK.. HERE LIES A GIT.. AND A DEAD ONE AT THAT.. BUHAHAHAHA! you my sir are being set up! in more ways then one.... I'm priming my rockets as we speak! ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

ROTFL... wow shes good. RESPECT now sod off! --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

and what happened? jeez you got picked last to be on the murderball team again? Tell you what young Aitiken we'll let you play with your lightsaber if you want but only if you are nice to chubbaca and Han Scroda. --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

quite fine my friend.. since I never had a rash aside from that 89' incident with 4 meters rope, a five speed blender and that bagpipe.. I'm fine. I learned you can't do certain things with a bagpipe.. and I will never again touch one. Talking about healing, did the doc say your mr. happy should not be falling off anymore? Your wife said she didn't even notice it missing until the neighbours called saying that thier dog found something small and greenish. -------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 01-31-2001).]

mace I hear the only reference you have is five hooter magazines and two very used sheep which are complaing about chaffing and some strange rash.. that don't count. -------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

wouldn't talk Gen. Custard.. btw.. I can help you with your costume.. lemmie get my bow and arrows.... you need one through your ears.. --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

ROTFL.. yup.. why do you think they call me RaketenMensch. oh btw... don't sour the milk over my post... remember.. joke joke.. bla bla.. aww who cares.... btw.. if its a boob joke why you show a schlong anyhow??? me don't get it.. women!!! ---------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

ROIGHT UPDATE: Pengkomon: has killed another Tiger of mine.. feck! but on the good side... he has not noticed why I am pulling back hard earned ground... hey Seanachaooo whats my NAME!!!??? MoosyMace: Snow.. fecking snow.. at least it goes well with this new Peng thread. Spuka: Even though the git is a newly wed he is no virgin in getting hammered thats what happening to him. I got two games going with this git.. a QB (no comment) and a Operation thingie which.. the first minute of the game there was a firefight never seen in the history of mankind... HT scrambling like cockroaches discovered in your Breadbox and AT guns scrambling to fire at everything that goes "vroom".. I just hope his Jabbos have visual problems and nail some of his guys too!. Burlychen: To quiet.. all to quiet... where are your guys monkey boy? Girlyboy: now he has managed to wipe out a whole lot of guys.. its my turn.. and hes running.... mighty nice holding back a whole company of troops, all fresh and tons of ammo to give out. HunamSadi: just got a taste of 300 and 150mm Rickets.. or a nice fireworks show.. who knows.. who cares.. not me. Soonuchie: well ooh ouch another HT knocked out.. please no.. stop.. you evil tee drinker you! even at that loss I did not go down in moral or VP! hehe.. looser. yes hes feeling the closing arm of my STURMTRUPPEN.. YES you snod I took strumtruppen for a meeting engagement... why.. cuz I like the ring of it and the firepower they have... now if only they came with rockets I would have been as happy as a 16 year old virgin in a bordello. Cruda: we have a game going or what? thats it.. now bugger off ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 01-31-2001).]

I'm there.. suckling up. *mew* *mew* *looks cute* *mew* now where are those teets! ---------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

ROTFL tom you crack me up.. man I feel at home now... *sniff* aw you guys are the best..now if you could just set up a donut shop I will be happy.. Tim Hortons no less. ------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

well my west buddy o chum.. no fecking cowboy hats are in fashion thank god, Rodeo is for hicks... uh... we got the LEAFS... er wait.. you want them? We have Zebra Muscles, More people.. and what ever.. but me boy I live now in Hannover and there are a plenty o things I miss from canada... heres a list no particular order 1. Donuts 2. A&W fast food joints 3. BSE free Beef 4. Donuts 5. Brick Brock Beer 6. History Channel 7. Discovery Channel 8. Cartoon Channel 9. Up to date seasons on shows that dont show up two years later here. 10. Duckman 11. Donuts 12. Drinking buddies 13. Big shopping malls build way to expensive just so I can buy something .50¢ cheeper, then from a local store that will eventually go out of business cuz of MR. MONOPOLY 14. Bad weather 15. Mr. Pongs (not peng.. pongs its a chinese fast food chain, which make real yummy food that you eat and eat and get sick the next day) 16. War Gaming Clubs that aren't afraid to say they like war gamming and go to without local people thinking your some sicko right wing guy who supports all those nasty guys who wear swastikas and stuff. 17. Donuts 18. Timbits (dont ask they are much like donuts just the middle of the donut) 19. anoying non smoking laws and political correct assholes who get on my nerves to the point I want to get "very very upset wit demm because you know its not polite to smoke or get angry..now smile and eat your soilentgreen like a good little boy) 20. FAMILY (even though its last on the list, the best is left to the last) -------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

Hakko Ichiu must be related to that french person or what ever, all I know is he smells and looks greesy. btw Tank guy or Mark II or was that I.Ib... lick my confusing Mac mouse you pinko commie, come into the century of the Fruitbat will you!! jeez and I thought that monkey at the University was wierd.

well Hirom, I guess now that you know pcs SUCK ROCK LIKE SCUM.. you will now come to your wits.. first, remove Peng from your hind quarters and buy a mac.. not in the history of my life or in the history of technology has a macs "motherboard" burn out .. unless you actually set it on fire (those heathens). But if you want to play crapy games and type word documents.. I guess you should stay with a PC.. btw the only good game on a pc is CM first then FALLOUT.. thats it. ------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 01-30-2001).]

420 if I didn't post this here I would know.. I am hoping a Grog my answer my question..or BTS if they ever have seen as Chuppy put it.. a childs design on a tank, thing.. uh WTF is this thing???? ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

right found a site with pics and neeto stuff (yes very un grog like but I am a pooler not a grog) any how this mine clearing tank? vehicle? was it ever used.. anyone have an idea?

no chance SnoopSlappyDog. I rather grovel to the real peng founder Seanachoo. at least hes shaves his toes before we have to kiss them. --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

wow realy? now I can sleep better tonight. ------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

excuse me???? Master of Arms??? no no no... you fecking newbie Meeks is our village IDIOT.. now don't forget that!!! --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

I am impressd Mooks... for a guy that I thought had two dustbunnies rubbing together for a brain.. you impressed me.. now I see you as having two pieces of lint rubbing together for a brain. --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

wow.. I am spechless.. but what about the Kokosnußhamsterfaust?? typical grog goes on and on and on and on and on.. but totaly missed my point... ----------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

hehe.. I like that I drew a grog in the pool.. now we can put him in a glass case on top of the fireplace mantel, then off and on open it to ask him questions, like if my electric can opener can open one can of soup in 3 seconds at 50W, what happens when I use 69.5W with a doubled size soup can? AAANNND is it possible to open up those pesky Jagdpanzers at 200m with a 30º angle with my Black'N'Decker can opener at 55W energy? wow that would be great, or maybe asking him on friction rate tables for condoms while hanging off the ceiling lamp holding on to the lovely feet of the lady..oops uh... I mean... well are Billy Boy condoms better then Wet'N'willy Wanker Condoms.. these are the questions I would ask.. ------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

Hey rat boy where you originaly from? I am an Edmonton boy! born and lived there 14 fecking years! thank god my family moved to toronto cuz well.. nice place to visit but I would not want to live there again! what I miss is ..*sigh* bush parties wow.. those were fun! heres a tip boy GET OUT OF THERE! RUN ITS AS DULL AS THE WIT OF SEANACHOO THERE!!! RUN!! -------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.

true.. but he said NAKED CHICKS... and nothing gets a gaming geek hoter then a sweet babe wearing nothing but a belt of ammo and holding a AK-47! ooh baby... *drool*