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  1. yes it fecking bloody was! you snot eating Gnu! slapdragon had the balls to follow me here to my home!!! and open his yappy grog mouth ... only to acually answer my question.. I .. I feel cheeted.. because I had then turned from serious modus to Pool modus after 8 hours of un answered time.. bloody fecking grogs we should all strap them to Scuds and fire them to see how long it takes for them to scream before impact. • • • – – – • • • www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 01-30-2001).]
  2. wow slapdragon answered my question..I feel.... enlightened? hmm it could be cus of the dried frog pills you guys give me though. --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  3. wow slapdragon answered my question..I feel.... enlightened? hmm it could be cus of the dried frog pills you guys give me though. --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  4. fecking grogs you all like to talk about how a AP rounds can hit a Assaultboatenpanzerwaffeluftfliegersshiessenauflakaurkommandofloatenthingen at 3002.0837 m at a 14.5 and 5/8ths of a degree but to answer a simple question like this you go all la la.. jeez and I thought you bunch new alot of.. "stuff" like this so go on.. talk about Hamsterkamfkraftfahrzeugrollenball Auf Z on how it could take a High velocity Kokosnußhamsterfaust at 400.54 and 1/19ths m at 35.6 Degrees... last time I ask a serious question for you grogs.. feh you make me want to chuck my inner croda in the toilet and wash it with toothpaste.
  5. scroda you are so gullable.. you realy think those troops are routed.. they are just.. taking a schnitzel break, that tiger threw a track because that is part of my plan to lure you in! (genius no??) and that other tiger is happy to spew HE and MG fire to those gits which are hiding all over the place. That other Tiger was supposted to blow up to give your guys a false sence of security. as for my rickets.. well ya I am a litle disapointed they did not hit more of my guys!.. I have to talk to Gruppenfrüher whatshisname about that. you still have not surrendered! do you have a slice of cheeze for brains!!!?? or do I have to spell it out to you U HAVE NO CHANCE USED TAMPON BRAIN. ------------ www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  6. yes.. and I think that sux... I mean those crew could have got out and carried those stupid things to the HMG... I'm doing another test soon.. 500 Jeeps against one King Tiger.. now I don't expect those jeeps to knock out that tiger but if they can't at least throw a track or damage that gun on that thing I am going to complain! BTS you still have not done somefink! ---------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  7. you jerking peckerhead.. how dare you celebrate my birthday..oh those troops.. come and get them monkey boy. ---------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  8. I did a recent battle no hills, no trees, day and clear, farmland. I took 145 Assault boats against one HMG unit. I LOST! whats up with that???? I mean BTS COME ON, that HMG team could not take out 145 Boats! ok maybe 20 or so but never in the history of mankind has a HMG Unit taken out 145 A.B.!!! something has to be done, do SOMEFINK! --------------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  9. what is the difference from the toughness of Tungsten and Depleted Uranium rounds? Or how should I place my question better? is D.U. Rounds 50% better then Tungsten, 60% better? or can D.U. rounds penetrate thicker armour then Tungsten? ie if D.U. were avaliable in wwII how much armour could it penetrate at what range and angle. --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 01-29-2001).]
  10. yes yes yes.. we understand.. but why did not BTS program the most important rule after running out of a burning house 1. Stop 2. Drop 3. and Roll no wonder they get shot up. jeez. --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  11. heh.. thanks for the happy birthdays.. and *cough* photos.. heh.. the links at Der Kessel are fixed and now are downloadable.. --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 01-29-2001).]
  12. I like to tank all the peoples for wishing me happy birthday and to fall off the face of the planet... thanks.. now.. where are my fecking gifts.. bunch of wankers! all fun and games saying "happy birtday" but I want those matiral things GIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIEGIMMIE! and no crap stuff, just top quaity porn or someting, maybe a BMW or someting.. do somefink! ------------ www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  13. wow.. makes me want to book a flight right now!... to another land aside from Australia. ---------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission. [This message has been edited by mensch (edited 01-29-2001).]
  14. menschie is older today.. why.. well no.. not because of watching enough films of me loosing against my opponents or my wife.. its my birthday. feh!
  15. just a post to say that the tiger mods from TheDesertFox at Der Kessel are temp. off line.. but will be online ready to download tommorow morning.. tis my birthday today so no hard work for me.. =) toodles
  16. hey that would be cool for mod makers if you could make this third party program so when we are making new vehicle mods and stuff to fire up the puppy to see how the progress is going instead of firing up cm everytime to see if a pattern fits or somefink. call it Mod viewer or somefink
  17. I KNOW I KNOW.. its the bridge from Saving Private Whats his name!!.. uh.. Ron.. uh Reams.. uh oh RYAN!.. who hoo! i win the prize! *tell him what hes won Phil!* *mensch has won a 2 day trip to the local insane asylum, with cost free electro shocks and all the Downers he can eat! he will be cross referenced, examined by our lovely Nurses HELGA and BUTCH!* *uh Phil BUTCH is not a womans name* *you tell him..er her that Ron* *and for his last day there he gets a good bye feel so muuuuch beter "labotomy for you cuz we love you soooo much!"* *congrads mr. Mensch the men in white and a padded wagon are on the way* aw feck... uh.. now were is that sheep costume I packed away so I can hide. got to remember my shotgun so those damn Ossies don't get near me.
  18. *bump* oh damn Wife Auf J is comming!! got to go!
  19. Answers: 1) Great! going to check it out as soon as this is posted. I enjoy your help and suggestions. 2) Yup doing it.. I am working on Leaf cammo for Selfpropeled guns (allies first) then doing leaf cammo for Fieldguns and Infantry guns and also on the list is Wirbelwind, Mark IV and Kübelwagen. 3) Uh..no. ------------ www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  20. Amen Slapdragon! ------------ www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
  21. hey thanks Space! wow this visitor reply support feels great when one is having a hard long day...
  22. GUYS Chuppy has his pants down again! inform the National Enviromental Agency!... some one hold PeterNer down Hes getting all excited again!
  23. how the hell does one get hurt making boxes?? this is silly. Everyone knows you just get paper cuts.. or really dry hands handling all that paper. btw.. boxing is a useless form of fighting, JKD, WT or Choi Lee Fut.. now I would put Dollars to Diamonds the boxer looses, of course unless he has a gun..then that's another ballpark, but it can't be a ball park because were talking about Fighting styles and not Baseball. Come to think of it Baseball is damn violent! Anyone ask the ball if it wants to get hit by a Bat!.. jeez they use fuzzy little Bats to hit balls with how evil! I mean all they want to do is eat bugs fly around have sex and then sleep during the day (which I would enjoy, except for the bug eating part)… buuuttnoooo some guy says Hey I can hit that ball with this bat 300m! no consideration at all. well that's my warped interpretation of this small blue planet we call Alz-arath-Kuk-Nuggets!.. oh wait.. feck.. I mean earth.. Ignore that last sentence. I'm a pacifist, and if you don't agree with me, I'll knock the snoodle out of you to prove that I am. --------- www.derkessel.com Home of „Die Sturmgruppe“; Scenario Design Group for Combat Mission.
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