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Dittohead

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  1. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Ah yes, reminds me of the classical definition of chutzpah ... a young man who kills both of his parents and then throws himself on the mercy of the court ... because he's an orphan <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Sounds like that would be the Menendez brothers style.
  2. It all depends on what you want to pay for. The Basic package includes a video of Madmatt dancing in his underware to some Seger song.(can't think of the name right now) The plus package includes a stuffed hamster doll and two free tickets to the cesspool The complete MDMP3 includes MadMatt's video on how to get rich in under 20 minutes a day. [This message has been edited by Dittohead (edited 09-20-2000).]
  3. Fromm WWII magazine they have www.toysoldierco.com and www.wbritain.com
  4. Hey swamp what the hell are you, some kind of trial lawyer or something? Hell breakin' up microsoft isn't good enough for you. Hey Madmatt just let us know when you start making some real bucks so we can load up your site with lots'o'hits. Tony ------------------ Republicans define compassion as those that no longer need assistance
  5. Hey Elvis It's always good to hear from Fionn, and at least he still has a sense of humor.
  6. I love you , you love me , were a happy family, c'mon everybody sing with me.
  7. Much better, I think I had too much hamster cor-don-blue tonight. And where's Meeks he has a hard time passing up a thread like this, sort of like vultures circling over road kill. Well there goes dessert. Chocolate covered gerbils.
  8. I was wondering if the caliber of the gun determines the possiblity of gun damage. Will a 105mm have a better chance than 75mm? How about HE vs AP? Tony
  9. Einstossflammenwerfer 46 as found on http://www.geocities.com/Augusta/8172/panzerfaust.htm
  10. Gunner - Gee sarge the optics is broke TC - Dammit bailey here comes a tank with inf load her up and fire under my direction. Optics/smoshptics Gunner - but I can't see nothing. TC - okay left 100 deg elev 1 deg Gunner - Huh I can't see nothing use your sidearm, hey anybody got some water I'm thirsty TC - Dammit I said ..boom
  11. they come form all directions flowing like water across a dam. The cesspool must be contained. Quickly open all the blinds and drapes in the room . Yes blinding sunshine permeates every corner, the cesspoolers recoil in horror...the sun the sun ....aarrrggh...run quick out of the light.....aaaaaaahhhhh..... where are my raybans.....too late, to the cessool they must return until dark..... Don't let the door hit you in the arse on the wayout. And for god's sakes, whatever you don't forget to take meeks.
  12. I wonder if this falls into the same statistical category as critical hits by stuarts on KT?
  13. Quick someone call a plumber the cesspool is leaking again.
  14. http://bookstore.gpo.gov/sb/sb-098.html Have you tried the Gov. Printing office. They have some good stuff, just have to look for it.
  15. Even with damaged optics a well trained tank crew can fire the main gun. Plus I thought the superior German optics weren't modeled in the game.
  16. And further more no thread can be locked up until there has been at least three references to hamsters or other small furry rodents. So Master Bates with Hamsters will have to endure further lampooning. Ok that's one, need two more. Plus I believe masterbates.com is probably taken.
  17. <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>The funny thing is, after moving to New York, I just filled out my voter registration, and, as always, checked the box next to Republican Party.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Goodnews Glad to have you on the team Jeff. Badnews There are endangered hamster living in your backyard. In order to protect the Hamsters you have 24hrs to leave your house. [This message has been edited by Dittohead (edited 09-08-2000).]
  18. Alright everybody back in the box, one more time now. "And did those feet in ancient time Walk upon England's mountains green? And was the holy lamb of God On England's pleasant pastures seen? And did the countenance divine Shine forth upon our clouded hills? And was Jerusalem builded here Amongst these dark satanic mills? Bring me my bow of burning gold; Bring me my arrows of Desire; Bring me my spear; O clouds, unfold! Bring me my chariot of fire! I will not cease from mental fight, Nor shall my sword sleep in my hand, Till we have built Jerusalem In England's green and pleasant land."
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