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Dear Troops in Forgeign Lands, Happy Fookin Birthday NV. I can't believe you let Peng hose you. I made that mistake once and am still walking bowlegged. Love, Elvis

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Dearest Ms Sedai, It is so nice to hear your written voice again. I hope all is well down South and that you and your bandwagon jumping husband are still blissful. Love, Elvis P.S. In case he has forgotten it is spelled E.A.G.L.E.S (Do you think that will shake the bushs enough to get him to show his face?)

Dearest Ms Sedai, It is so nice to hear your written voice again. I hope all is well down South and that you and your bandwagon jumping husband are still blissful. Love, Elvis P.S. In case he has forgotten it is spelled E.A.G.L.E.S (Do you think that will shake the bushs enough to get him to show his face?)

Dearest Ms Sedai, It is so nice to hear your written voice again. I hope all is well down South and that you and your bandwagon jumping husband are still blissful. Love, Elvis P.S. In case he has forgotten it is spelled E.A.G.L.E.S (Do you think that will shake the bushs enough to get him to show his face?)

It is true we lost one of the good ones Saturday. I went along with Mrs.B and Peng many many years ago on a review for a Mexican place in Princeton. Back then I was a much much picker eater than I am now. "Oh, thanks Mrs. B but I don't like such and such. I would love to try so and so but I don't eat that." I was never asked to go on another review. I deserved it.

It is true we lost one of the good ones Saturday. I went along with Mrs.B and Peng many many years ago on a review for a Mexican place in Princeton. Back then I was a much much picker eater than I am now. "Oh, thanks Mrs. B but I don't like such and such. I would love to try so and so but I don't eat that." I was never asked to go on another review. I deserved it.

It is true we lost one of the good ones Saturday. I went along with Mrs.B and Peng many many years ago on a review for a Mexican place in Princeton. Back then I was a much much picker eater than I am now. "Oh, thanks Mrs. B but I don't like such and such. I would love to try so and so but I don't eat that." I was never asked to go on another review. I deserved it.

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Dear Abbott, They don't look like very good eatin dogs to me. The black one maybe but the brown one looks "stringy" and possibly "gamey". Love, Elvis

Dear NV, Weird (and not good weird) real world times around here and I haven't checked this thread in a while. Great to see the picture of you and your daughter. You're gonna have a lot of fun. Get your ass home for good and enjoy. Warm thoughts, Elvis P.S. My brother has your head beat by a mile. His email address used to be "bhorsehead". You're a piker and a wannabe.

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Looks like I posted the same thing while banged up the other night..pay no attention. [ March 23, 2006, 09:51 AM: Message edited by: Elvis ]

You want to know how I check on progress? I watch the action on the sealed forum. Some beta forums have very little or no action and some have a lot of action. This might be a good gage.

A perfect child. Well done ...well done.

CONGRATS SCOUTS!!!!!! Very nice piece of news.

Dearest Seanachai, Everything you say is true. We are about to walk out the door to check out homes. The evil allience will be reformed and together we are going to right this ship. Love, Me

Battles are as follows: Peng: Being over run by him in an operation. Andreas: Over running him in an operation. Noba : Would like him to think he is overrrunning me in an operation. John Nash (you don't know him but if you did you'd love him) : Letting me think I'm overrunning him so he can kill me alot in an operation.

Dear Deadair, I know none of you care but here is the article. There are a couple of points of interest I'll make at the end: Man, 18, dies after gunfight with policeAn officer was wounded after responding to a mugging in Queen Village. Police caught an alleged accomplice.By Stephanie L. ArnoldInquirer Staff WriterThe 18-year-old robbery suspect wounded in the head during an exchange of gunfire with police in Queen Village on Wednesday night died early yesterday, police said. Joseph Heyward, of the 5600 block of Washington Avenue in West Philadelphia, was pronounced dead just after 2 a.m. at Thomas Jefferson University Hospital. Heyward's suspected accomplice, a 16-year-old male whom police did not identify, was in custody yesterday but had not been formally charged. Officer David Kalitz, 36, a nine-year veteran assigned to the Third Police District, was shot in the right thigh during the exchange. Kalitz, a married father of three, also was taken to Jefferson, where he was in stable condition yesterday. What transpired Wednesday night in Queen Village, police said yesterday, were two separate gun battles that followed a mugging allegedly committed by Heyward and his accomplice. Kalitz and his partner had been assigned to plainclothes duty in the normally quiet, affluent community of Queen Village after a rash of recent muggings and other crimes. The two "were out there working, looking for bad guys," said Police Capt. Benjamin Naish. Just before 9 p.m., Kalitz and his partner responded to a street robbery in the 600 block of South Leithgow Street, police said. The pair received descriptions of two males who had held up a 35-year-old man. The officers spotted two teens and attempted to stop them, but Heyward fired at the two policemen, hitting Kalitz in the right leg. The two policemen returned fire, and were soon joined by a uniformed officer. The teenagers then fled. One officer chased after the 16-year-old, capturing him in the 200 block of Bainbridge Street. Another officer chased Heyward to Second and Monroe Streets. Heyward, police said, attempted to flee in a vehicle, but was stopped after an exchange of gunfire and taken to the hospital. Police said they were unsure at which point Heyward had been shot in the head. In the West Philadelphia rowhouse where Heyward lived with his parents and two of four siblings, friends and relatives gathered last night to mourn the teen's death. Terrell Arnold, 31, who said he was Heyward's cousin, was among them. Heyward, Arnold said, graduated from West Philadelphia High School last year and had recently begun working seven days a week for a family business that sells propane. He described his cousin as a "hardworking young man." "The cops shot a young, black man," Arnold said. "They never try to give an explanation of anything... . To portray him as a gun-toting thug is very far-fetched." As is customary in any police-involved shooting, Internal Affairs and the Homicide Division will conduct separate investigations, Naish said. All three officers will be placed on administrative duty until the investigations are completed. First, I live in the 200 block of Bainbridge st. I'm not sure how I feel about it being referred to as "affluent" Second, I know this kids cousin is upset and it is sad but isn't shotting a cop in the leg the definition "gun-toting thug"? Love, Elvis

In other news. The Elvis clan is moving to the the boondocks in the next few months and if I needed final push out of the city I got it tonight. While grabbing a beer just after 9pm I heard yelling outside and police car siren. I look out my window and see a police car practically on my front steps and across the street 2 officers with their guns drawn executing a perfect "one man advance while one mans covers" move. It was at this moment it dawned on me that standing at my window gawping out into the street was probably not the best place to be. Unfortuately an officer was shot about a block away but fortunately it was in the leg and early reports on his condition are good. One of the fookin perps got one in the leg too from what I've heard. Pennsyltucky here we come......

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