**YK2** Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Patch: <hr></blockquote> Brilliant yet again Patch. This bloody lot seem to have forgotten we are awaiting a proper title for you, after all you have more than completed the task you were set. So what's it to be then...... Dame Patch Goddess of the Pool has a nice ring to it don't you think? You know what,seeing Elvis in that costume reminds me of Nick Cage god knows why though. *YK2feels a song coming on.... Love me tender..... Love me True.... *YK2 gives herself a slap* I must stop drinking that cognac at bedtime. *Hic* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by mensch: wankers<hr></blockquote> No time for that for you, young man! OGSF and I are still waiting for that scenario you promised us a couple of months ago!!!! Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted January 8, 2002 Share Posted January 8, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Patch: Dear Elvis, You are the official Wanker and Elvis impersonator of the MBT. (I waited to post this today on the King's birthday as a special treat for you. And you thought I didn't love you!) Also, I am not a witch, I am a goddess...there is a huge difference. Love, Persephone XOXO<hr></blockquote> Hmmm...I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Elvis in Elvis is actually Elvis Costello. That said, does anyone really give a flying sod? (do sods fly?) Of course, you hit the nail on the head making him the fat, bloated, drug-soaked Elvis. I'm sure that there's a 'Don't Be Cruel' joke here somewhere, but I enjoy cruelty too much to actually make it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
**YK2** Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Croda: Hmmm...I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Elvis in Elvis is actually Elvis Costello. <hr></blockquote> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Greetings and well met you unwashed bastages!!! It is I Lorak. I am immortal and I have returned!! (I actualy have to give credit to the airforce taxi, got me home a day early) So now that I am back and full of bile and spittle, who shall I fling it on? Surley there must be someone deserving of being covered in elf spit! Now for something compleatly diffrent. Who in the hell talked my wife into picking me up a flight sim!? I need to hobble over there and kick thier arse with me one good leg! I can not fly for ****! By God above, if there is one thing that can totally piss me off it is a flight sim. Granted I do enjoy them, and was looking forward to this one coming out. I must still cast a pox on all your children because I know the frustration I am looking at. (By the way, I haven't got it installed yet. How will it run on a p3-500 geforce2 32 meg card?) Hiram, My wife passed on the excellent news about your sister. That is the best news I have heard in a long, long time. Our prayers are with you and your family. Lorak the loathed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lorak Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Greetings and well met you unwashed bastages!!! It is I Lorak. I am immortal and I have returned!! (I actualy have to give credit to the airforce taxi, got me home a day early) So now that I am back and full of bile and spittle, who shall I fling it on? Surley there must be someone deserving of being covered in elf spit! Now for something compleatly diffrent. Who in the hell talked my wife into picking me up a flight sim!? I need to hobble over there and kick thier arse with me one good leg! I can not fly for ****! By God above, if there is one thing that can totally piss me off it is a flight sim. Granted I do enjoy them, and was looking forward to this one coming out. I must still cast a pox on all your children because I know the frustration I am looking at. (By the way, I haven't got it installed yet. How will it run on a p3-500 geforce2 32 meg card?) Hiram, My wife passed on the excellent news about your sister. That is the best news I have heard in a long, long time. Our prayers are with you and your family. Lorak the loathed Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lorak: By God above, if there is one thing that can totally piss me off it is a flight sim.<hr></blockquote> So I guess that means you WON'T be playing CM E (Combat Mission: Over Europe)? In any event, welcome back, you wretched little elf. Glad to see you home safely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Back two minutes and double posting already, yup, its definitely our Lorak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Dear Patch, The picture is lovely. My wife has asked for a copy and I saved it for her. But she pointed out that my moniker is based from Elvis Costello. But your picture is a huge hit in the Costello household. Love, Elvis Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Dear Elvis Where's me bleedin turn, yer half-binned apology for an empty void... Yeknod Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Croda: Hmmm...I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the Elvis in Elvis is actually Elvis Costello.<hr></blockquote> And that is the beauty of it. Not particularly subtle, but, obviously, too subtle for you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Dear Lorak, Welcome back. I am like the Amish...I am here to help. The following is a summery of all the games I played while you were away: Elvis - 3 wins Lawyer - 0 wins Elvis - 2 wins Goanna - 0 wins Elvis - 4 wins LEON - 0 wins Elvis - 10 wins Peng - 0 wins Elvis 0 wins Hiram - 3 wins (not even Loark would believe more than 3) Elvis - 2 wins Stuka - 0 wins Elvis - 7 wins Germanboyandreas - 1 draw Elvis - 4 wins PeterNZ - 0 wins That should just about do it. Love, The King Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Patch, ...But she pointed out that my moniker is based from Elvis Costello...<hr></blockquote> She knows. Unlike the average SSN, she has actually been reading the past threads (clear sign of insanity), so she is well aware of where the moniker comes from. Score on your subtlty test: F Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 9, 2002 Author Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Patch, The picture is lovely. My wife has asked for a copy and I saved it for her. But she pointed out that my moniker is based from Elvis Costello. But your picture is a huge hit in the Costello household. Love, Elvis<hr></blockquote> So 'irony' is just another of those words that sends you scrabbling after the dictionary you normally use to keep your pornographic magazine collection upright on the bookcase, eh? If Persephone had actually melded your image with Elvis Costello, the whimpers of joy and wish-fulfillment run amock would have driven everyone out of the Thread until we could come back in here with a stun baton and get you under proper control. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 9, 2002 Author Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Herr Oberst: Ladies and assembled other vermin, I present the other face of our [sneer]esteemed[/sneer] Barf, er, Bard. Pray tell, from which side of your mouth did this latest post originate? hehehehehe<hr></blockquote> The remarks you quoted were taken out of context. Also, you have have played fast and loose with the realities of the various situations involved in order to villify me. Finally, I have incontrovertible proof that you are the illegitimate son of Slapdragon. Also, anyone who's ever told you they cared about you was simply unable to admit that they actually hoped that a chainsaw accident would rid them of your presence forever. Even sadder, they didn't much care whether the accident involved you or themself, so long as they were rid of you. I hope you take this in the straight forward, honest manner it was intended, rather than assuming it was meant to hurt you. I would prefer to use a 4' maple axe handle to hurt you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lorak: Greetings and well met you unwashed bastages!!! It is I Lorak. I am immortal and I have returned!! {snipped} Now for something compleatly diffrent. Who in the hell talked my wife into picking me up a flight sim!? I need to hobble over there and kick thier arse with me one good leg! I can not fly for ****! By God above, if there is one thing that can totally piss me off it is a flight sim. Granted I do enjoy them, and was looking forward to this one coming out. I must still cast a pox on all your children because I know the frustration I am looking at. (By the way, I haven't got it installed yet. How will it run on a p3-500 geforce2 32 meg card?) {snipped} <hr></blockquote>First, allow me: Joe stands up, motions to the rest of the crew who are clearly incapable of the PROPER method of welcoming back the conquering hero (okay, we'll make some allowances for leeway on that one): clap, Clap, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP, CLAP And there you have it, either a full fledged, standing ovation or a really NASTY case of VD, take your pick. Finally I think it was some SSN who recommended IL-2 to the lovely and talented if somewhat poorly visioned (she's married to YOU after all) Cest Bon ... yeah, I'm sure it was, blame it on them. As to your system, I'm running it quite well (or at least I don't mind) on a lesser processor and video card. Welcome Back Ya Big Lug, and a job damn well done! Joe Nothin's Too Good For Our Lorak! [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: Joe Shaw ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Elvis: Dear Lorak, Welcome back. I am like the Amish...I am here to help. ...followed by lies Wherein exists PROOF that Elvis holds a deep affinity for numbers, as false as they may be.<hr></blockquote> Elvis, surely you realize that our Conquering Hero Lorak, who has finally returned home to his delightful mate, will, I'm sure, spend the next week ignoring said Lady to catch-up on all the threads that have passed in his absence. What better could he do with his time? {I didn't edit this} [ 01-08-2002: Message edited by: Leeo ]</p> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Dear Berli, I forgot.. In addition to the other wins/loses please add: Elvis - 6 wins Berli - 0 wins Thank you for your attention to this matter. Thank god you're back. Love, Elvis P.S. Not only is it Elvis' birthday today but it is also Bowie's. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lars: OGSF, you want kisses blown your way, send a setup. I will be more than happy to make a new sporran out of your wee little spaniel for you. It will be the best thing that ever happened to the pooch, being turned into a pouch. At least then HE will be useful. And buy an American English keyboard.<hr></blockquote> A setoop? fer tha' rubbish? Ye call tha' taunting? Ah'd sooner saind a setoop tae a shaved weiner dog which ha' bin garrotted wi' Joe Ah cudnae play ye wi' mah troos sae soggy Shaw's underpant elastic an' laift ain tha fields o' France till at's sae bloated at's blotchy skin shines ain' tha burnin' rays o' tha stankin' sun. Ah's rather eat worms than saind tha vomit garglin' leeks o' yoo a setoop Jimmy! Ye're a scab encrusted, runny nosed slurper wi' a slight limp laddie, an' af'n ye think ye'll gi a setoop fer tha pathetic attaimpt ye kin clamp ye haid batween ye bum cheeks an' await ye naixt prrrogeny! Soond off as af ye had a pair, laddie! Lorak mah ex-liege..welcome back mon! SirMacOberGruppenBloodyStompinSicFeuhrerBastardABCDJimmy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lawyer Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Lorak We "missed" you. Sure we did. **snicker, snicker**. Now how about getting your butt back to useful work by making a gallery of Patch Pictures to replace that sad lot on your Cesspool site? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Croda: That said, I need to pick up another game. The taunting will begin soon. Perhaps an easy win and a new dog ear for my wall... <hr></blockquote> I'm your Huckleberry. My win/loss ratio since you went to Sweden for your operation has been getting dangerously close to 40/60. Time for me to beef that up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Croda Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by dalem: I'm your Huckleberry. My win/loss ratio since you went to Sweden for your operation has been getting dangerously close to 40/60. Time for me to beef that up.<hr></blockquote> I was in Sweden for the legalized heroin. The operation was in Hungary. It's cheaper there. Huckleberry, name your poison. QB, Croda-created Death Match, scenario...what shall it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 Welcome back, dear Lorak!! Now where's my turn? Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted January 9, 2002 Share Posted January 9, 2002 <blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Croda: I was in Sweden for the legalized heroin. The operation was in Hungary. It's cheaper there. Huckleberry, name your poison. QB, Croda-created Death Match, scenario...what shall it be?<hr></blockquote> Oh, I whined all last year about not wanting to do armor-heavy battles, so how about a change of pace for this year. Terence is already whipping up something clanky with me as the defender, so how about picking something with lots of gasoline and diesel fumes and with me as the Attacker? Scenarios I've played like that are All or Nothing and Bank Holiday. Anything else is fair game I think. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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