Hortlund Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 The text I want: Under "My daddies:" Abbott (donated by LtHortlund) Abbott, this is my way of saying thank you for a wonderful map, a great balanced battle, and a very interesting choice of forces. [ January 22, 2003, 01:39 PM: Message edited by: Leutnant Hortlund ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Sorry, but I can not honor that request. In order to be my "Daddy" you must beat me yourself. And remember maggots! You are only my daddy until I beat your ass!! :mad: GGGGGGGGGGGARARAGRAGRGRAGRAGRGARGRAGRAGR AGRAAGR AGR GR GRAGRAGRAGR!!! :mad: :mad: This one really hurts! That god damned bogged KV2 could have made a difference you TNT-Chucking maggot! I want revenge and I'm talking a QB setup! 3000 points! It's on the way scumnuts!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Oh yeah, I almost forgot. . . :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Abbott, this is my way of saying thank you for a wonderful map, a great balanced battle, and a very interesting choice of forces. Thanks LH! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Becky and Carrot Top your's will be arriving on a fiery wind tonight!! :mad: Oooh, fiery wind would be good. Melt the snow and all. BTW, will I be attacking or defending? 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 haven't decided yet, but most likely attacking! :mad: I'me attacking against soddball so I might as well "mix up the TNT" a little! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: haven't decided yet, but most likely attacking! :mad: I'me attacking against soddball so I might as well "mix up the TNT" a little! :mad: If you spent as much time putting your turns out as you did waffling threateningly then I might have my turn back by now. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 I'm at work maggot!! I write software you skunk-banging, american flag burning, amoeba-breeding, iraq-loving pound hound!! I'm in front of a PC aaalll daaaay looong! Just for that I'm gonna sling a very hot, very bitter, very large, very angry can of TNT at ya right from the start!! :mad: get your head down scumball!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Hey maggots! I have a serious question. I remember somebody telling me that when making 2 player scenarios the attacker should typically get 50% more points than the defender. is this true? If so then how the hell do you reflect this "rule" in QBs? I mean if create a QB setup for 3000 points then we both get 3000 points right? :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flamingknives Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 Goodale, you fool, must I go around correcting you all the time? The points you get in a QB depends on what mission you are playing. Meeting engagement = both players get the same (the point value chosen) Probe = Defender gets the points value chosen, attacker gets 25% extra points Attack = as above, but attacker gets 50% extra Assault = as above, but attacker gets 75% extra To balance a written scenario, first step is to count how many points are allocated to each side in the unit editor. Incidently, should anyone wish to try a 3000 point attack scenario, crafted by my good self, make yourself known. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 22, 2003 Share Posted January 22, 2003 All I now is that when I created the QB I chose Attack and 3000 points. But when I purchased my units I was only allowed 3000 points. At least that's what showed up as the total allowed on the purchase screen. I am the attacker. If I made a mistake with my Soddball creation I need to fix it because otherwise I don't have a chance!! :mad: GAGAGAAGGRAGRAGRAGRAGRGRAGR!!!! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: All I now is that when I created the QB I chose Attack and 3000 points. But when I purchased my units I was only allowed 3000 points. At least that's what showed up as the total allowed on the purchase screen. I am the attacker. If I made a mistake with my Soddball creation I need to fix it because otherwise I don't have a chance!! :mad: GAGAGAAGGRAGRAGRAGRAGRGRAGR!!!! :mad: You don't have a chance anyway, you nonce. I'm going to turn you into pie. Mmmm. Pie! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gutshot Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Hey Goodale old chum!--A guy called Headshot tells me he walked to victory through your TNT rocket barrage in a recent pbem and is waiting for you to take up his return challenge... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Master TNT, my email server has just turned to utter crap. You should send the fiery wind to my new email linked in the profile. :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 23, 2003 Share Posted January 23, 2003 Will Do Becky, the scenario is all setup and ready. It's so full of Hot TNT it's sizzling a hole through my hard drive! :mad: And yes, headshot beat me. He will pay for such an atrocity and I will soon be sending him a setup for the rematch! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Will Do Becky, the scenario is all setup and ready. It's so full of Hot TNT it's sizzling a hole through my hard drive! :mad: And yes, headshot beat me. He will pay for such an atrocity and I will soon be sending him a setup for the rematch! :mad: Ye gods, Goodale, where's my damn turn? :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Yeah I know maggots my wife needed the PC all night last night for work!! :mad: GGAGRAGRGRAGRAGRGRAGRGRAAGRGRAGR!!!! :mad: :mad: I chucked a few cans of TNT at her ass but it had no effect!! :mad: I'll get them out tonight for everyone scumbags! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: Yeah I know maggots my wife needed the PC all night last night for work!! :mad: GGAGRAGRGRAGRAGRGRAGRGRAAGRGRAGR!!!! :mad: :mad: I chucked a few cans of TNT at her ass but it had no effect!! :mad: I'll get them out tonight for everyone scumbags! :mad: Hmm, I think it must be that I project an aura of fear and daddyship! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MasterGoodale Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 The only thing you'll be projecting is molten vomit maggot after you've swallowed5 gallons of my bitter TNT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vergeltungswaffe Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 Originally posted by flamingknives: Goodale, you fool, must I go around correcting you all the time? The points you get in a QB depends on what mission you are playing. Meeting engagement = both players get the same (the point value chosen) Probe = Defender gets the points value chosen, attacker gets 25% extra points Attack = as above, but attacker gets 50% extra Assault = as above, but attacker gets 75% extra To balance a written scenario, first step is to count how many points are allocated to each side in the unit editor. Incidently, should anyone wish to try a 3000 point attack scenario, crafted by my good self, make yourself known. Not quite. The Attackers points are modified as follows: Probe is 1.4 Attack is 1.5 Assault is 1.72 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 24, 2003 Share Posted January 24, 2003 For those next two lucky people starting a game: I have delicately crafted a scenario which is sensible (teehee), reasonable (teeheehee), historically accurate (Bwahahaahahah!) and guaranteed to be interesting whilst not reducing your brain to goo(HOOHOO!) I am looking for two homicidal volunteers whose idea of a good time is hacking one another to bits with spades. Comedy assured, sanity optional. Edited because I had my mong pants on. [ January 24, 2003, 03:07 PM: Message edited by: Soddball ] 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barrold Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: Can't let this %&*#@& lapse to page two. BDH 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ruthless Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 MasterGoodAle's thesaurus must be well-worn by now... :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Becket Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 Originally posted by MasterGoodale: The only thing you'll be projecting is molten vomit maggot after you've swallowed5 gallons of my bitter TNT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: And that shall be my weapon against thee! :mad: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soddball Posted January 25, 2003 Share Posted January 25, 2003 Originally posted by Becket: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MasterGoodale: The only thing you'll be projecting is molten vomit maggot after you've swallowed5 gallons of my bitter TNT!!! :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: And that shall be my weapon against thee! :mad: </font> 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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