Spook Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 And I insist, as niggle #42.a.4.V.3k, that if the Holy Hand Grenade (or "Uber Faust"?) is to be included in CM, a special grenade icon and explosion graphic be created also (along with a background-chant *.wav). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darwin Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Doug Beman: BWAHAHAHA AAHHAHAHAHHAAAH...urk {dies} DjB<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> must have been the pate... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Okay, I want one of those clever sound people to do a modification to the files so that when Brit troops are taking heavy fire, one of them yells: "Help, help, I'm being suppressed! " While another yells: "Come and see the violence inherent in the scenario!" ------------------ After witnessing exceptional bravery from his Celtic mercenaries, Alexander the Great called them to him and asked if there was anything they feared. They told him nothing, except that the sky might fall on their heads. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TwoSheds Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 I have one but I've always wanted two. Arthur Jackson. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrPeng Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Bravely good Sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot He was not afraid to die, oh brave Sir Robin He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways Brave brave brave brave Sir Robin He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp Or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elbows broken To have his kneecaps split and his body burned away And his limbs all hacked and mangled, brave Sir Robin His head smashed in and his heart gouged out, And his liver removed and his bowels unplugged, And his nostrils raped, and his bottom burnt off, And his penis.... "Thats enough singing for now lads." Peng ------------------ A Journey of a thousand miles starts with a single gunshot wound to the foot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Now Guys, If you continue with this, I will have no recourse but to contact the MINISTRY OF SILLY WALKS! 'Oh, I'm a lumber jack, and I'm OK I sleep allnight and I work allday' <Sing along, everyone> Mace Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Blackhorse Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Is that the Sir Robin-the-not-quite-so-pure-as-Sir-Lancelot who had nearly fought the Dragon of Angnor..who had nearly stood up to the vicious Chicken of Bristol..and who had personally wet himself at the Battle of Badon Hill? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shep Posted July 14, 2000 Author Share Posted July 14, 2000 I say we send a gratis copy of CM to John Cleese and see how he takes it. By all rights he should totally fall for it!!! ------------------ Scouts Out! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Smoker Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 The bird sounds are wrong? I thought this game was supposed to be realistic! I'm devastated! Maybe Madmatt can fix it in MDMP-3. Until then, it's off my drive. Now where did I put that Panzer General II...... ------------------ Smoker out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mfred Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Ahhhhhhh, this must be Group Therapy!! Well it all started when CM... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Supertanker Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 And soon, the Germans were working on a joke of their own: "Two peanuts were walking down the street. And one of them was a salted . . . peanut." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hawk Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 As long as we're at it... In loving memory of one of the greatest cartoonists ever, who would have made an excellent job of composing the CM Sound FX: KAWANG! THIUP-THIUP-THIUP PFING! WHOMPKAFLOPT! SKLISJH! SKHLORK! FAGROON! May you never be forgotten!! (for all you youngsters out there, I am refering to Don Martin, who used to work with the MAD magazine) Hawk ------------------ Our's is not to reason why, our's is but to do and die! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Darwin Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 oh my, Don Martin rocked Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest rune Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Does this mean that if you lose the scenario, the song "Always look at the bright side fo life" gets played? Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mannheim Tanker Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 Mad Magazine...now that brings back some memories! Speaking of which, when are the new "spy" units (clad in black and white) going to be made available (complete with lit cherry bombs)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kunzler Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 I'm not dead yet, a mere flesh wound. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Soliloquy Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 little rocks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittmann Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Seanachai: Okay, I want one of those clever sound people to do a modification to the files so that when Brit troops are taking heavy fire, one of them yells: "Help, help, I'm being suppressed! " While another yells: "Come and see the violence inherent in the scenario!" <HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I've just laughed my nuts of at this (mis)quote...well done! [This message has been edited by Wittmann (edited 07-14-2000).] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wittmann Posted July 14, 2000 Share Posted July 14, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by kunzler: I'm not dead yet, a mere flesh wound.<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> I'm getting better.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Havermeyer Posted August 11, 2000 Share Posted August 11, 2000 Has this been addressed in any of the patches? I've refrained from playing until the game affords absolute realtism. ------------------ "Two World Wars and One World Cup, do da, do da!" --British Hooligan, sung to Camptown Races Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wilhammer Posted August 11, 2000 Share Posted August 11, 2000 Why do we have bird song anyway? Once the gunfire erupts, should not all wild life run (or fly) to silent cover? And what about the deer that gets chased out of the woods? And what ever happened to the cows? I have seen cows in many a battlefield story. What of refugees or civilians? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BasilD Posted August 11, 2000 Share Posted August 11, 2000 I think lack of sleep has seriously addled some folks brains. Carry on lads. ------------------ As the victors define history, so does the majority define sanity... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rattus Posted August 11, 2000 Share Posted August 11, 2000 <BLOCKQUOTE>quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Wilhammer: What of refugees or civilians?<HR></BLOCKQUOTE> Can't you guess.. It's a miracle! That's my Juniper bush! Well I think its blasphemous. In this ostensibly Python worshipping country... He's even got the same intials - JC John Cleese. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hakko Ichiu Posted August 11, 2000 Share Posted August 11, 2000 He's not the Führer, he's a very naughty boy. ------------------ Ethan ----------- Das also war des Pudels Kern! -- Goethe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grognerd_Fogman Posted August 11, 2000 Share Posted August 11, 2000 But I'm not dead...(Whack!!!) ------------------ Thanks for Athskin! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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