Boo Radley Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 You're really focused on those aren't you? Do you really think that's healthy? Are you seeing somebody about this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 You're really focused on those aren't you? Do you really think that's healthy? Are you seeing somebody about this? Was it not you, a mere 2 posts back, who was lamenting the dearth of parading of our much coveted dangly bits? As they say, be careful what you wish for, you might just get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 See? Here's where you were wrong about that post. You saw it as lamenting, whereas the rest of the right thinking world realized it was, in fact, rejoicing. A triumphant paean, if you will (Or won't, for that matter). For 11 hours rays of glorious light shown about the MBT and fat-bottomed cherubs rained rose petals down upon our noggins. Dickens, in his Dickinsian way would have remarked "It was the best of times. It was the best of times." Redundant bugger, wasn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 .... and fat-bottomed cherubs rained rose petals down upon our noggins. And your worried about what I am focussed on ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 That's how Cherubs come. They're like that in all the old paintings. It's to tell you you're looking at ART and not just some paintings of semi-nekkid wimmin. You don't get out a lot, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 You know, when you argue with an Aussie, you regress. you did know that, right Boo? oh, i mean "grunt, grunt, point, Boo?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 "grunt, grunt, point, Boo?" It's good to see that living in the wilds of 10-esee have taught you the finer points of communication. Why you could probably go back to Philly and teach a class on elocution, but no one would sign up for it because they'd think it was just a ploy to get them on Death Row. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dietrich Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 For 11 hours rays of glorious light shone... Fixed that for ya. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 22, 2011 Share Posted June 22, 2011 Much like your dangly bits. You desire Boo's dangly bits? I'd be careful, Boo, I think Mangled Odds had designs on your dangly bits. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 22, 2011 Author Share Posted June 22, 2011 Fixed that for ya. Quality of light grog... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Did someone say grog? Yes please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I like Manhattan, it pleases us. I will make it my house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 YAY!!!! Manhattan's got a new village idiot! YAY!!!!!1!!11ONE!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 YAY!!!! Manhattan's got a new village idiot! YAY!!!!!1!!11ONE!! Aussie, Village Idiot Extrordinaire, Massive Dangly bits, they are indeed thrice blessed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
herr_oberst Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I like Manhattan, it pleases us. I will make it my house. Years ago I worked on a project that attempted to determine the best path for attempting to "safely" remove nuclear waste from a proposed plant on Long Island (yes, this was the late '80s, early 90's). A project chock full of GIS mapping data, population densities, and risk analysis. Throughout the project, we all debated whether towing a trailer full of radioactive elements right down through the middle of Manhattan was a wise course of action. One of those typical "shortest route vs catastrophic risk" analyses. Unfortunately, that route was deemed one of the least desirable (on the plus side, there were an awful lot of lawyers in that area). I can now see that we erred greatly in our recommendation... if I had known then what I know today, I would have sent the disposal route straight past Stuka's new home for the win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 remove nuclear waste from a proposed plant on Long Island See that is where it all went wrong, who would want to remove nuclear waste from Manhattan ? The stuff might even give the place a lift! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 Pager 2, you cretins! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 - Parades Dangly Bits - Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 And to the surprise of no one... no one really notices. OK, I have some disquieting things to say about some of our brave lads here. Apparently, Nidan1, StikkiePixie and Costard are huge slackers who owe me turns. Now, I realize that Nidan1 either just hosted or is about to host Stuka-Nuka-Puka-Pants and so is either busy fumigating his place or trying to line up a squad of fumigators to sterilize the double-wide. But the other two have no such excuse. I could have tossed Seanachai's name in there too, but decided, "Why bother?" Seanachai isn't returning files. Big deal. The sun rose in the east again, oh, whatever shall we do? Evidently, he's far too busy posting syrupy angst on InYouFaceBook. D' ya hear me Olde man? Ah'm a-mocking you in the MBT! Came an git me!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 And to the surprise of no one... no one really notices. 'cep you ........ I LUV YA MAN !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 See that is where it all went wrong, who would want to remove nuclear waste from Manhattan ? The stuff might even give the place a lift! Not Manhattan you dolt, from Long Island, through Manhattan. Let me try to explain in terms that your simple Aussie brainpan can handle, Suppose we needed to transport, say, rancid vegimite, from Wagga Wagga to a ship in Geelong where we could off load the noxious stuff and then dump it in the Tasman Sea. Now for the hard part so pay attention, would it be wise to transport the vegimite through Melbourne with its large population, or find a less populated route. See its quite easy, all you need to do is look at a map occasionally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 Not Manhattan you dolt, from Long Island, through Manhattan. The notion was that it would be removed from Long Island to Manhattan and not continue through and hence would give the place a lift, pretty simple really. I must remember that you fellows are ignorant of nuance and are incapable of lateral thought. My bad. Edit: Oh and by the by before you start reeling out the few Australian place names your feeble mind can hold, look at the map and you will see Jervis Bay is much closer for shipping to Wagga than Geelong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 23, 2011 Author Share Posted June 23, 2011 I thought all Vegemite was rancid... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Magpie_Oz Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 I thought all Vegemite was rancid... It is a fermented product and really can't go rancid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted June 23, 2011 Share Posted June 23, 2011 like the pot calling the kettle Cleveland. (little obvious Ohio jokey joke there) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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