Joe Shaw Posted April 3, 2011 Share Posted April 3, 2011 [sneer]JANUARY 2002[/sneer]...NOOB Radley is a mere babe in the woods...a 'wet behind the ears...greenhorn...cherry...SSN!! I pronounce myself (Ghadaffi style) the newest of the new...'OLDE ONE OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD'!!! (and I have the coalition no fly zone to back me up)I think you misunderstood the resolution ... it was to keep YOU from flying anywhere. They want to keep you where ever the hell it is you are ... they've got enough trouble without drunk Australians mucking things about more. And regardless of your admitted longevity here you're still a despised Goobernational and an Australian to boot ... and wouldn't we just love the opportunity to do that ... there's no way one of THEM would ever be an Olde One. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2011 Author Share Posted April 4, 2011 There is a topic here? Come on Joe gimme a break!!!! You and the rest of these fools couldn't recognize continuity, even if it kicked you in the groin. Speaking of which, you owe me a turn as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2011 Author Share Posted April 4, 2011 I have low motivation. Water's wet, too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2011 Author Share Posted April 4, 2011 [sneer]JANUARY 2002[/sneer]...NOOB Radley is a mere babe in the woods...a 'wet behind the ears...greenhorn...cherry...SSN!! I pronounce myself (Ghadaffi style) the newest of the new...'OLDE ONE OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD'!!! (and I have the coalition no fly zone to back me up) Oh, please... you as an Olde One? You're as flaky as a Greek pastry. You've got the attention span of a Twinkie filled 2 year old. You'd work out about as well as a Vegas toupee. I'd suggest you for the role of village idiot, but you're over qualified. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Don't fret little NooB, when Berli, Peng, Seanachai and I meet at the next 'Council of Olde Ones' we will consider your application thoroughly...kindly ensure it is printed on soft, absorbent paper, perforated every 4 inches and rolled into a spool of some sort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2011 Author Share Posted April 4, 2011 Don't fret little NooB, when Berli, Peng, Seanachai and I meet at the next 'Council of Olde Ones'... And we'll recognize you because you'll be the footstool. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 And we'll recognize you because you'll be the stool. Fixed that for ya. Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Do not anger an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread MrSpanker, for my retribution shall be swift...and mighty...and will hurt you alot and might even leave a mark. You have been warned! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Do not anger an Olde One of the Peng Challenge Thread MrSpanker, for my retribution shall be swift...and mighty...and will hurt you alot and might even leave a mark. You have been warned! *snicker* He reminds you of a little boy holding a wooden sword wearing a paper hat, doesn't he? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2011 Author Share Posted April 4, 2011 Why would a wooden sword wear a paper hat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 4, 2011 Share Posted April 4, 2011 Why would a wooden sword wear a paper hat? No no no. See, it's the little boy who...Oh, never mind. *sigh* Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 Face it Michael, you were wrong. I'd like you to put that in your sig, please. You were wrong. Wrong, wrong, wrong. You COULD have said, "He reminds you of a little boy, wearing a paper hat while holding a wooden sword, doesn't he" or "He reminds you of a little boy, holding a wooden sword WHILE wearing a paper hat, doesn't he?", but you didn't . You said, "He reminds you of a little boy holding a wooden sword wearing a paper hat, doesn't he?" And that was wrong. You were wrong, Michael. Quite wrong. So very wrong. Do you understand, now? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Do you understand, now? A comment that has echoed down the empty passages of Michael's skull for many years. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Boo, about this obsession of yours...have you considered therapy? There surely must be a psychiatrist somewhere in Ohio (even in Ohio) who would be willing to take your case. Granted, he would probably give up pretty soon, but still... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 Tap dance all you want, Emrys. But as a newly recognized Olde One of The Peng Challenge Thread I must caution you to tap dance... quietly... and with a noticeable air of unease. For who knows what the future holds? Oh, Stukey..... C'mere, boy... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrSpkr Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Perhaps we should call it the NOOb Apostasy? Steve Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 5, 2011 Author Share Posted April 5, 2011 Only if I can call you Shirley. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 Why would you want to call him Shirley when his real name is Francine? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 But as a newly recognized Olde One of The Peng Challenge Thread Newly recognized????, by whom? I don't recognize you....who are you anyway? WHO ARE YOU PEOPLE??? Now for something completely different; Did anyone catch the premier of the "Camelot" miniseries on Starz this past week? A nice retelling of the Arthur Legend, with plenty of T&A for those of you who enjoy that. The actress who plays Morgana, Eva Green, has beautiful eyes, that I found quite compelling, not as compelling as her other pair of items, if you catch my drift. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 [meanwhile, its a very special Paper Hat Evening in the Paddock with copious amounts of entertainment catching a drift with a compelling hunt for a pair of Emrys brain cells] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted April 5, 2011 Share Posted April 5, 2011 [meanwhile, its a very special Paper Hat Evening in the Paddock with copious amounts of entertainment catching a drift with a compelling hunt for a pair of Emrys brain cells] Good luck with that search....hope you brought some snacks to the paddock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Stuka, shut the **** up. There's been talk of appointing minions of the Olde Ones, but I seriously doubt Peng would talk you, Stuka... I ****in' know I won't. Seanachai might... he's a dip**** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Good to see i've got your vote then Berli, here's a campaign pin for you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 I like paper hats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted April 6, 2011 Share Posted April 6, 2011 Stuka, shut the **** up. There's been talk of appointing minions of the Olde Ones, but I seriously doubt Peng would talk you, Stuka... I ****in' know I won't. Seanachai might... he's a dip**** As the risk of incurring multiple Mondays, what the **** is Peng would talk you? Peng is a pod of little words...but that sentence makes as much sense as Noob radley. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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