Michael Emrys Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Yes, Emrys, yes. American beer, so much better than the crap we have here. You really think so? I bought a bottle of Belgian beer once and thought it was great. But the next time I bought the exact same brand, it stated like bad vinegar. Maybe a little quality control problem? (I'm surrounded by idjits...) You have mirrors on all your walls? One is hardly surprised... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Sorry, the idiot filter was set to low, will turn it off now. Check your mail. I did. I see you resent me the same turn for some inexplicable reason. Good grief, son, you're getting to be as bad as Nidan1, and I would think that would be cause for concern. And with your idiot filter turned on, are you even allowed near your computer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 I did. I see you resent me the same turn for some inexplicable reason. Good grief, son, you're getting to be as bad as Nidan1, and I would think that would be cause for concern. And with your idiot filter turned on, are you even allowed near your computer? Maybe you can take it as sign to reply and send the same turn again. Sparky? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Everything send to you stikkypixie is coming back as undeliverable. Will you pay your damned ISP bill already! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Maybe you can take it as sign to reply and send the same turn again. Sparky? A sign? Dear Gawd, I'm getting signs from Belgium now. They're probably all done in Helvetica and in colors that are just slightly off from the norm. Colors that are off just enough to make you uncomfortable and slightly despondent. And they all feature stick figures doing things that look randomly generated and all seemed geared towards what right-thinking people would consider private bodily functions... Signs from Belgium. Absolutely no good can come of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 Tech support apologized for the inconvenience. Mails should not bounce any more. Wankers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted March 9, 2011 Share Posted March 9, 2011 You really think so? I bought a bottle of Belgian beer once and thought it was great. But the next time I bought the exact same brand, it stated like bad vinegar. Maybe a little quality control problem? Michael It's been confirmed to me by many independent sources. I also verified myself empirically. Maybe you didn't your beer the way any beer expects to be treated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Maybe you didn't your beer... Is that some kind of special Belgian secret code? My Captain Marvel secret decoder ring can't make any sense of it. Please resend. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Tech support apologized for the inconvenience. While quietly laughing behind their hands Mails should not bounce any more. And pigs will become an aerial menace Wankers. Gesundheit! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I have no Belgian jokes to tell. I'll just wait for the next thread. ~le sigh~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Chimay - costs the earth and tastes like it has been through a Swiss, a German and two Frenchies before it got bottled. Oh, yeah, Belgium is at the bottom of the catchment... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Today's haiku. Stuka's panzers move Relentlessly, like the sea But I have the flags Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Todays counter haiku.... "Boo stupidly rushes his troops onto the flags, where he is all nicely bunched up and I can muller the bejeebalus out of him with ease" Stick that in yer poetic pipe and smoke it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I'm guessing you don't know what the word "haiku" means. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I'm guessing you don't know what the word "haiku" means.Well he probably thinks he does ... mind his co-workers (I was going to say friends but let's be realistic) look at him oddly (which is only fair since he looks odd) when he says he's going to put another shrimp on the haiku. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 I imagine there's a plethora of words he doesn't know. Plethora being one of them. Others probably include, bath, soap, hygiene, sobriety, mouthwash, cleanliness, deodorant, work, ethics, just to name a few. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 Tech support apologized for the inconvenience. Mails should not bounce any more. Wankers. Do you know the Hindi phrase Usne tumhen kitna paisa diya ?..... meaning...... I wonder if that bloke knows how badly he is screwed? Should I really attempt to send again? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 CAUTION! The following may be disturbing for some readers, especially those with weak stomachs. READER DISCRETION IS ADVISED! Stuka Can't say I didn't warn you ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted March 10, 2011 Share Posted March 10, 2011 OK, that made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 i don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 i don't get it.Imagine our shock and surprise ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 OK, that made me laugh. Made me kind of sick to my stomach. And despondent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Made me kind of sick to my stomach. And despondent. Well then ... Mission Accomplished ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromit Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Shouldn't you girls be over at the pre-order booth for CM:BN instead of trading bad insults with one another? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 11, 2011 Share Posted March 11, 2011 Some of us prefer to wait until the hoi poloi have vacated the area. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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