Boo Radley Posted March 14, 2011 Share Posted March 14, 2011 Homo erotic porn grog. Well, if you feel the need to label yourself, I certainly won't judge you. Actually, I will, but it will be to other people when you're out of the room, so it really won't concern you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I forgot to mention, I just finished finishing Peng in a non-Finnish scenario. A third of the way through, he BEGGED for mercy to keep my jack-booted thugs from completely overrunning his pathetic Kiwi defenders. Final score: 79-21. I think the final straw was my uber Nashorn parked on the ridge which EFFORTLESSLY knocked out two of his Shermies at a distance of roughly 82,000 yards. Or sumfink. If he comes in here and says he was too busy being a Beta tester for CM Normandy, don't believe him. You know how he is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I want flamethrowers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hiram Sedai Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 I spy with my bloodshot eye, a very Swedish Old Firm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Its a bit dusty isn't it? Someone should take it outside and beat it with a broom before its allowed in the house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Oh, so you're all still alive eh, after all these years. Life is just too full of these small disappointments, but we'll manage. And young Master Hiram too. What were the odds, we ask you? Strange, it feels slightly reassuring that despite your worst efforts, the universe has yet to realize its mistake and whisked you away. If we were the pondering kind, we would have to ponder this. But we are not, so there you are. Now, about that flamethrower. It's ours and we wants it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 15, 2011 Share Posted March 15, 2011 Its a bit dusty isn't it? Someone should take it outside and beat it with a broom before its allowed in the house. A broom? But then what would Joe ride around on? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Is that Geier? Someone help me sit up, so I can cast my fading vision on his face... GEIER, YOU FECK, WHERE YOU BEEN?! Okay, let me back down. Man, I spent the last month thinking that staring at my cracked and peeling ceiling was bad. I feel as light as a feather. I rise up, I rise up... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 So, the current incarnation of the MBT is simply 'Peng Challenge'? What the f*ck?! Who started this cluster f*ck? 'Peng Challenge'? That's IT? Someone's getting the stick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Tch tch, Seanachai! You have become too much of a potty mouth of late. You should have your mouth washed out with soap and water! I have just the soap too... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 So, the current incarnation of the MBT is simply 'Peng Challenge'? What the f*ck?! Who started this cluster f*ck? 'Peng Challenge'? That's IT? Someone's getting the stick... Actually, had you been sober enough to notice, the name of this incarnation of the everlasting MBT is: Peng Challange Thread. Had you also the wits Gawd gave a moth, you would have noticed that it was begun by Elvis. Which really surprised no one. Feckin' Elvis... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Feckin' Elvis... Be fair. It's not easy typing with one hand. No surprise he skips a letter or types the wrong one now and then. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 GEIER, YOU FECK, WHERE YOU BEEN?! Oh, around. Calradia, Angmar, Gotham City, some armpit countries in Africa, The Citadel, Rome, Moscow and Taipei, Arras and some other places we can't remember. But then I heard something about Normandy and flamethrowers so I ventured by and found you lot sadly not blown to smithereens and figured, hey, if you want something done well, you'll have to it yourself cause Seanachai sure isn't going to. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Yes, Seanachai is pretty far gone into Senility these days. The remaining thread of his sanity is getting frayed, and about all he does now is fall by in those brief moments between drinking binges to ramble on incoherently and at great length about his "small friends". These appear to be hallucinatory manifestations of his alcoholic delirium, like pixies or something. Sad, really. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 And this is a great change in what way exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 And this is a great change in what way exactly? Never said it was great. It's a change in that he's gotten worse. I know that strains credulity, but it's so. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Oh shut up Michael! God, YOU...Are...So...BORING!!! PS aren't I supposed to be eating my words? Did somebody have half a nip of sherry and get a bit bold beyond their abilities? Best you get back in your box, chocolate, the adults are speaking... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted March 16, 2011 Share Posted March 16, 2011 Oh, around. Calradia, Angmar, Gotham City, some armpit countries in Africa, The Citadel, Rome, Moscow and Taipei, Arras and some other places we can't remember. But then I heard something about Normandy and flamethrowers so I ventured by and found you lot sadly not blown to smithereens and figured, hey, if you want something done well, you'll have to it yourself cause Seanachai sure isn't going to. I saw the Citadel. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Best you get back in your box, chocolate, the adults are speaking... And this WTF moment was brought to you by... Stuka. Stuka... now, on your grocery shelves... way inna back. Stuka... you may already be a wiener. Stuka... fat free... except for his head. Stuka... what if a Barbary Ape and a Walking Stick had a love child. And then left it out on a barren hillside to expire. Stuka. On another note, it's almost time for yet another incarnation of our wonderous, everlasting thread. Anybody but Elvis, eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 I saw the Citadel. May we be permitted to bask in your everlasting glory? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gromit Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 On another note, it's almost time for yet another incarnation of our wonderous, everlasting thread. Anybody but Elvis, eh? Maybe the next pudknocker will get the spelling right... or somefink. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Geier Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Apparently, there shall be no flamethrowers in CM: BfN. But the Nahverteidigungswaffen are in so there is no cause for alarm. Well, actually, there IS cause for alarm since we are left with only playing against you lot. And who in the nine hells let that compulsory-posting Grog in? I blame Joe Shaw. As, I hope, do you all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 17, 2011 Share Posted March 17, 2011 Of course. Shaw would find a way to screw up even heaven, which is why Saint Peter has put him on the watch list. Let Satan deal with him. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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