Michael Emrys Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 I think I might go for any type of peanut if I was part of the Emrys household. Don't worry, that will never happen. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 and luckily for Michael he was able to use the peanut shells as a jockstrap and save himself a shiny penny in the process! And that is the best you can come up with? Is it any wonder you are a goobernational? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Is that peanut butter on those carrots? Oh... ewww! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 And that is the best you can come up with? Is it any wonder you are a goobernational? Michael That was particularly weak, even from Stuka ... can we hope that he's not feeling well? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 My fox terrier Olly likes to eat carrots. Ah haid a cat tha' wid eat strawberries. Ah haid tae push thaim doon wi' a pencil o' course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 11, 2011 Share Posted January 11, 2011 Ah haid a cat tha' wid eat strawberries. Ah haid tae push thaim doon wi' a pencil o' course... Note the key word ... "had" ... after a few sessions with OGSF and his strawberry fetish I imagine the cat decided that a life on the road would be far better. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 That was particularly weak, even from Stuka ... can we hope that he's not feeling well? That is a possibility to be cherished. Perhaps all his years of undisciplined frivolity and self-indulgence are starting to catch up to him. Dare we hope for an early grave for him? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 That is a possibility to be cherished. Perhaps all his years of undisciplined frivolity and self-indulgence are starting to catch up to him. Dare we hope for an early grave for him? Michael Let's not overreach Michael ... I think that a nice case of Ebola, even if not fatal, would be an excellent start. Although something less dramatic but perhaps more debilitating ... something that would keep him from posting would be more rewarding in the long run. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I will not think of any of you whilst I am on another well earned vacation next week. Those of you I have deigned to honour with my Facebook freindship will of course be privy to my vacation and I fully intend to rub all your noses in it because I hate you all so very, very much. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I will not think of any of you whilst I am on another well earned vacation next week. Those of you I have deigned to honour with my Facebook freindship will of course be privy to my vacation and I fully intend to rub all your noses in it because I hate you all so very, very much. OH please ... you have Facebook set to "autofriend" and you know it ... you're the only one I know with 354 Nigerian "friends" who all seem to be deposed princes or prime ministers with potential access to millions. The only reason I added you was to see the results of your motorcycle races ... I keep hoping to see photos of you mangled and bleeding beneath a pile of twisted and smoking metal while a disinterested camel spits on you ... but no luck so far. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I will not think of any of you whilst I am on another well earned vacation next week. I would like to know if the phrase "well earned" means something completely different in goobernational countries than it does here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Excuuuse me! I had a 10 minute meeting today i'll have you know! If that isn't earning a vacation I don't know what is... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I'll agree with your third sentence. I'll also agree with anyone who calls you a slope-headed, knuckle-dragging, genetically deficient, gamey CM player. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Oh please, don't pretend this is the first time you've ever had an attack from the rear by big, burly SS men. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Excuuuse me! I had a 10 minute meeting today i'll have you know! If that isn't earning a vacation I don't know what is... They tried for 10 minutes?! *snort* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Let's not overreach Michael ... I think that a nice case of Ebola, even if not fatal, would be an excellent start. Although something less dramatic but perhaps more debilitating ... something that would keep him from posting would be more rewarding in the long run. How about something like a severe and intractable bladder infection? Excruciatingly painful but not likely to be fatal unless it drives him to suicide. Oh happy thought! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 I will not think of any of you whilst I am on another well earned vacation next week. Your probation's been revoked again, eh? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 12, 2011 Share Posted January 12, 2011 Oh please, don't pretend this is the first time you've ever had an attack from the rear by big, burly SS men. That's the description? You sure they're your guys? And why don't you send me a turn, Mr. Scaredy-Cat? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 How about something like a severe and intractable bladder infection? Excruciatingly painful but not likely to be fatal unless it drives him to suicide. Oh happy thought! Michael An interesting concept ... provided that it IS intractable ... I'd hate to have him get something that a few crummy pills could cure. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 And why don't you send me a turn, Mr. Scaredy-Cat? You know how you sent me turn #42 on the 11th? and then I returned #43 the same day? Now i'm not sure how sequential numbering works in Oh-Hi-Oh but it seems to me that it is YOU who owes ME a turn, you dumbass cat-fondling, rock polisher. Anyhoos, it matters not after tomorrow...did I mention I'm on vacation? (news and pictures at 6) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 You know how you sent me turn #42 on the 11th? and then I returned #43 the same day? Now i'm not sure how sequential numbering works in Oh-Hi-Oh but it seems to me that it is YOU who owes ME a turn, you dumbass cat-fondling, rock polisher. Anyhoos, it matters not after tomorrow...did I mention I'm on vacation? (news and pictures at 6) Oh ... you're turning 6 are you (and damned glad we are to see that you're finally admitting that your intellectual age hasn't exactly kept up with your physical age) ... well congratulations. Perhaps with the increased maturity your posts will begin to make some sense. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Perhaps with the increased maturity your posts will begin to make some sense. Ever the cockeyed optimist, eh, Joe? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 Vacation, Vacation, Vacation!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 He's back in the slammer. We can all breathe a little easier now. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 13, 2011 Share Posted January 13, 2011 You know how you sent me turn #42 on the 11th? and then I returned #43 the same day? Now i'm not sure how sequential numbering works in Oh-Hi-Oh but it seems to me that it is YOU who owes ME a turn, you dumbass cat-fondling, rock polisher. Anyhoos, it matters not after tomorrow...did I mention I'm on vacation? (news and pictures at 6) Part Number the One; Apparently NO ONE was getting turns from me. All I can do is the blame the snow. I'll throw a small obligatory blame at OGSF, simply because it's the right thing to do. Part Number the Bee; Dumbass? You called me dumbass? There's only one retort that fits a slur of that magnitude. Neener, neener, neener, Mr. Poopy pants! I'll get you at recess!!!!111!1one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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