Boo Radley Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 Think it's bad now, wait until the game actually comes out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 But it'll be inspiration for countless MBT titles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 31, 2010 Share Posted December 31, 2010 If it serves no other purpose than that, it will be a job well done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Rather an abundance of serving no purpose in these parts [fixing a glare on anything that might move] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted January 1, 2011 Share Posted January 1, 2011 Short black ears Long white snout Hes so sweet With is peeky stare "Are you gonna be my terrier?" It's like facebook overflowing into the cesspool! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 I may have the flu. If I do... I blame... RUNE! Or Stuka. But someone will pay and pay dearly. At least seven dollars. Or maybe twelve fifty. I could go as high as seventeen dollars and forty nine cents. I'm still thinking about it. But there shall be.... PAYMENT!!!11!11ONE!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 I did cough on that last file I sent you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 Boo opened the window and influ-enza. But which strain? N1H1 Piggy Wiggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 2, 2011 Share Posted January 2, 2011 I hope he doesn't die. I want him to suffer longer. I'll have to start thinking up more bad puns... Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 Short black ears Long white snout Hes so sweet With is peeky stare "Are you gonna be my terrier?" Remember what Ben Franklin said, Milady: "He who lies down with dogs will get up with fleas." And he should know. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 That's why I'm always scratching... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 3, 2011 Share Posted January 3, 2011 [Meanwhile, its a very special Influenza Day in the Paddock with some exciting activities...] Caper along with N1G1 Gnomey Whoamey strain Barf a sprout Coughing and Honking - Beginners Guide Barf a carrot Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 [Meanwhile, its a very special Influenza Day in the Paddock... I can't tell you how much that gladdens my heart. I hope this day will live forever in your memory and return to you again and again. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 That's why I'm always scratching... I wondered about that. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lars Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 I'll have to start thinking up more bad puns... There are good ones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 4, 2011 Share Posted January 4, 2011 Okay, so I'll have to start thinking about some worse ones. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 It gladdens me that Joe Xhia's 2 week annual vacation has come to an end and he is once again chained to his desk, nose to the grindstone and back to the wall. I re-signed for another years contract with my company yesterday and was pleased to note that I am entitled to 6 weeks annual leave plus a further 7 days of public and religious holidays. Hence I have booked another vacation for myself and the GLBVS starting 10 days from now. I'll keep the destination under wraps for now...I know some of you are celebrity stalkers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 ...I know some of you are celery stalks. What a very odd thing for you to say. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Well he's a very odd sort of...creature...isn't he? For my part, I'm surprised that GLBVS hasn't ditched him already in favor of better material. Like a full-blooded ditch digger or garbage collector, for instance. She must have odd tastes in husbands... Shameful really. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lars Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Hence I have booked another vacation for myself and the GLBVS starting 10 days from now. Gay Lesbian Bi Vole Society? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted January 5, 2011 Share Posted January 5, 2011 Bi-Valve...* *(Ellipses added to pad out the post so the evil post-bot will decree it is a valid post) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Mollusc grog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 So Boo has these two Sherman tanks right? and he's pushing them forwards into a patch of scattered trees right? One is buttoned up due to previous action and suddenly Boo slaps at his trouser pockets and says "sh!t, I left my infantry screen in my other pants!" Needless to say an MG34 buttons up the other Sherman, two SS squads rush in with grenade bundles and a Shrek team pops both tin cans in quick succession. Now did Boo learn a lesson here? I'll throw this question over to the peanut gallery for discussion. Kindly bear in mind Boo doesn't take too kindly to lessons what with him being denser than a neutron star an all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Bi-Valve...* *(Ellipses added to pad out the post so the evil post-bot will decree it is a valid post) I told you that if you ever said that in front of me again, there would be consequences. DID YOU THINK I WAS JOKING, GODDAMNIT?! I am filled with rage. I can barely type. You have posted... I cannot type it. Things that should never have been raised again. You shall rot in hell, assuredly. Oh, and if I haven't previously brought it up, I'm going to be kayaking the Everglades again in two weeks. So, there is yet another chance to chime in on my being attacked, brutalized and/or eaten by a vast array of reptiles, mammals, fish, sharks, rays and birds. Someone should take book on it. I can't, for the obvious reason of 'conflict of interest'. I mean, if I knew which way the bets were going, I could actually get out of the kayak and feck around with an alligator, in order to influence the outcome. And why would I do that, you ask, knowing that I might die? Simple. I'd place bets in the name of my Small Friends. I'd love them to win a pot of cash, especially if it came from you lot of tossers. Two Weeks. And then I'm back in the Everglades. Hating you all. And Boo. I ask you again, to never bring up...well, you know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted January 6, 2011 Share Posted January 6, 2011 Persephone: I am your Seanachai, and you are one of the Ladies of the 'Pool. I know that you now go by your 'maiden name' of Patchy, but I knew you first when you were married, and that is how I think of you still. I tell you the stories of my Small Friends, although nowadays I do it more through the 'Notes' area of my Facebook page. Dalem assures me that this month (or maybe the next; Dalem is drunk a lot), he will help me set up my own blog. And there, I shall solemnly chronicle my 'Tales of Small Friends', which Joe Shaw has forbidden me, here. He has long hated my Small Friends. He's had his own children, and he despises those of us who weep a bit, and reach after some measure of happiness, knowing that we will vanish into the Great Darkness, leaving no name behind us. Shaw is a cruel man. He spits upon my 'Tales of Small Friends'. He mocks, and derides me. When I post my Tales here, he belittles me, and makes everything I write about them seem small, and useless. But I know that he only does so, because he finds no value in my stories. I can only ask him to forgive me for boring everyone with my 'Tales of Small Friends'. I'm only an Old One of the Peng Challenge Thread. I ask his pardon for being an old, sad man, who hasn't had children of his own, like Shaw has. I know that my 'stories' bore and annoy him. I've not posted here, for a long time, because Joe has taken my posts amiss, and doesn't want me to maunder on endlessly about those brief moments of happiness I've known by talking about two small girls, who've made an old drunkard look up, bleary eyed, and smile, again. Joe, I'm sorry for the stories of my Small Friends that I've posted. I know how they bore and annoy you. It's made me want to avoid posting here, for a long time. For the longest time, they were all I had. No call-backs, no interviews, no job. Couldn't play Shock Force, because my hardware couldn't handle the game. In the last year and a half of increasing despair, sometimes I descended to posting my 'Tales of Small Friends'. But you always did the right thing by telling me how stupid, boring, and inappropriate they were. It must have been good to have kids. Like you did. Grandkids now, right? Must be nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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