Stuka Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Those apples went right into the 'confiscated' bin. They were getting a bit ratty, actually. One had already started to go brown and runny. I brought 'em up north to get rid of them. You couldn't throw them in the trash in Minnescrota? You took rotten apples to Canada to dispose of? Oh I get it...you're after sponsoring some kind of Apple Release Program. 'Return them to the wild, if you love something let it go and if it comes back it is yours, if not then it was never yours in the first place' That kind of thing right? Hippie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Seanachai, I'd take the apples but New Zealand apples are considered a biosecurity risk to Australia and we're not allowed to import them. Thanks for the offer but, appreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 We have New Zealand apples in Qatar. I just tried to eat one, it was sh!t...all floury and crap. Perhaps I could donate it to Seanachai's catch and release program? Do you tag the apples before you release them Seanachai? You know, in order to track their migratory patterns? I hear the Braeburns are quite territorial but the males may cover vast distances in their search for a mate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 ... chant the works of Hildegard von Bingen while making beer. Hildegard Von Bingen ROCKS!!!11!!!1!1111ONE!!1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 It seems unlikely that Communism will finally triumph if someone brings a Cuban Cigar back from Canada. No, but you had to go and bring dalem back with you, didn't you! DIDN'T YOU!!!??! It's only a matter of time* now, isn't it? (*Of course it's ALWAYS a matter of time, isn't it? I mean, if some pinhead says "It's only a matter of time!", you can truthfully say, "Well, duh!" When isn't it a matter of time? Unless we're on the final cusp of entropy and all the atoms of the universe have stopped their cosmic vibrating and time itself has wound down, then maybe it's not a matter of time, but other than that it's really a specious statement. Stupid specious statement!) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lars Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 And while I'm sure that somewhere in the puddle o' piss that is the Cesspool, Lars explains why he is now 'Sir Lars', and a 'Junior Member', I simply can't be bothered to pull on the waders and go looking for it. So, 'Sir Lars', give me the short version. You amazingly half-witted bugger who clearly did something awful to your account of many years standing. When the mods reset all the forum passwords with no notice, the fact that somebody might have switched Internet providers over the last ten years, oh, say about five or sixty times, wasn't really worried about. Couldn't get the new password, couldn't re-register under the old name, couldn't fix or do somfink, so I figured, just add the title. But, the fact that "Lars" is squirreled away somewhere in the BFC system, never to be purged and always to be an irritant to the sysops, is a comfort. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 We have New Zealand apples in Qatar. I just tried to eat one, it was sh!t...all floury and crap. Perhaps I could donate it to Seanachai's catch and release program? Do you tag the apples before you release them Seanachai? You know, in order to track their migratory patterns? I hear the Braeburns are quite territorial but the males may cover vast distances in their search for a mate. And their songs ... is there anything more haunting than the plaintive mating call of the male Braeburns? Now if we could just keep the damn Japanese from hunting them to extinction. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 They don't 'hunt' New Zealand Braeburn apples Joe, they 'research' them...with honking great explosive harpoons. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 (*Of course it's ALWAYS a matter of time, isn't it? I mean, if some pinhead says "It's only a matter of time!", you can truthfully say, "Well, duh!" When isn't it a matter of time? Unless we're on the final cusp of entropy and all the atoms of the universe have stopped their cosmic vibrating and time itself has wound down, then maybe it's not a matter of time, but other than that it's really a specious statement. Stupid specious statement!) Are you done yet? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Y'know, Stuka, you'd look fine in a brand new suit of inhibitions. I bet there are aversion therapists around that could fit you up real neat. You ought to try it. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 4, 2010 Share Posted August 4, 2010 Y'know, Stuka, you'd look fine in a brand new suit of inhibitions. I bet there are aversion therapists around that could fit you up real neat. You ought to try it. Michael What did you say? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Shhh, it's just Emrys being...you know...'Emmmrys', he doesn't know what day it is let alone what he's saying. Most folk just smile and nod gently whilst backing away and reaching for the tazer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Or tire iron. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Or tire iron. Hmm ... tough call ... a tazer would allow you to reach out a bit more and avoid any possible infection ... but the tire iron would be more satisfying. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I think this should be put up for debate! "What is the most suitable implement to wallop seven shades of sh*te out of Michael with?" So far we have a tire iron...anyone...anyone? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I vote for picking up Croda by his ankles and pummeling Emrys into a jelly with him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Yeah, but doing that you'll probably only get one or two swings before they're both smooshed. I prefer a plastic wiffle ball bat. It's lightweight, meaning you can keep swinging it for hours and hours, allowing you to savor the experience. You probably won't even get blisters! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Yeah, but doing that you'll probably only get one or two swings before they're both smooshed. I prefer a plastic wiffle ball bat. It's lightweight, meaning you can keep swinging it for hours and hours, allowing you to savor the experience. You probably won't even get blisters! As to the blisters just use golfing gloves. I can tell you haven't been battering people for very long ... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Golfing gloves are for sissies. And golfers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sir Lars Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 I think this should be put up for debate! "What is the most suitable implement to wallop seven shades of sh*te out of Michael with?" So far we have a tire iron...anyone...anyone? Ah, the choices are vast. http://www.farmersimp.net/ Right off the bat, under Ag Inventory, the 500 gallon Sprayer looks amusing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 Golfing gloves are for sissies. And golfers. You were concerned enough about blisters to mention them in your post ... I was just trying to help. Besides if you wore golfing gloves you wouldn't leave fingerprints. Of course there's not a jury in the world that would convict you of anything ... hell you'd probably get a medal. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 5, 2010 Share Posted August 5, 2010 What did you say? I gather English is not your native language? Tell me which patois you normally grunt and squeak in and I will see if a translation is possible. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Are you too stupid to read my posts? I certainly hope not, because I am a fecking Old One of the Peng Challenge Thread, and, therefore, like a god unto you. So you should have seen MY post to you informing you that Dalem will let you know what case of beer you will buy him once I consider all the ramifications, which means: When I decide what beer I want to have in Dalem's house for my pleasure, you'll be informed. Keep up this unseemly whining, Elvis, and I'm going to choose some bizarre quadruple-bock Belgian beer (with an alcohol content so high that the only human on the planet who doesn't get a 'health warning' on the label about drinking it is Lars), and that's made by virgin nuns who roller-blade, make beer, and chant the works of Hildegard von Bingen while making beer. I live serene in the knowledge that such a beer undoubtedly exists, that I will have no problems finding said beer, and that paying for a case of it will cost you more than a luxury automobile. So shut the hell up, and I will inform Dalem shortly as to what beer you are buying him. My bad. I don't read your posts because they are normally rambling wastes of my time. I'll go further back to see if I can see what post you are even talking about. The only reason I saw this one is because I just decided to cruise through and see if I had missed a comment on it. In the time since I lost this bet I have probably consumed a half a dozen cases of my own and know exactly what I would have asked for had I won the bet. It isn't brain surgery we're talking about...it's beer. However, I do understand that some people are "slower" than others and you and your date can take as long as you need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 I gather English is not your native language? Tell me which patois you normally grunt and squeak in and I will see if a translation is possible. Michael Not necessary, the ramblings of fools are unintelligible in any language. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 6, 2010 Share Posted August 6, 2010 Its an Emrys-beast and therefore will probably need a good petting with a shovel, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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