dalem Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Sig material that. So let's see it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Hurrah for Thai immigration officials! Well after all I did send them an alert. But I told them to search him for contraband that carries an automatic capital punishment with it. So they aren't all that great. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 So let's see it. Cheeky devil, aren't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 Boo continues to writhe in the grip of my superior play. I still hold the middle, and I've finally managed to zap one Sherman and shoot the shoes off of another. His repeated charges up the center into my many, many 8mm bullets are raising the morale of my defenders, which is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm in AUSTRALIAAAAAAA!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm in AUSTRALIAAAAAAA!!!!! Damn those Immigration Officials. They can't get anything right. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm in AUSTRALIAAAAAAA!!!!! And the rest of the world rejoices with you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 I'm in AUSTRALIAAAAAAA!!!!! It is a member of the UAE, no? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 16, 2010 Share Posted August 16, 2010 That's the place that looks like a doggie head and where they talk all funny, right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Boo continues to writhe in the grip of my superior play. I still hold the middle, and I've finally managed to zap one Sherman and shoot the shoes off of another. His repeated charges up the center into my many, many 8mm bullets are raising the morale of my defenders, which is nice. Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies... mostly. My immobile Sherman has been bogged since early in the game. He's shot the shoes off of nuffink! In other news, I am beginning to take prisoners. And they're happy to be finally out from under his inept leadership (If I can even use that term) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Lies, lies, lies, lies, lies... mostly. My immobile Sherman has been bogged since early in the game. He's shot the shoes off of nuffink! In other news, I am beginning to take prisoners. And they're happy to be finally out from under his inept leadership (If I can even use that term) Oh I think you can use that word accurately ... inept is certainly the word I'd use. dalem inept ... inept dalem ... doesn't really matter what order you put it in either. Nope I think that inept fits the bill perfectly. Have you ever noticed that no one refers to someone as ept ... apt is used frequently, as in "dalem is apt to be inept" but you never see "Boo Radley is apt to be ept" ... of course there's a damned good reason for that as well. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Oh I think you can use that word accurately ... inept is certainly the word I'd use. dalem inept ... inept dalem ... doesn't really matter what order you put it in either. Nope I think that inept fits the bill perfectly. Have you ever noticed that no one refers to someone as ept ... apt is used frequently, as in "dalem is apt to be inept" but you never see "Boo Radley is apt to be ept" ... of course there's a damned good reason for that as well. Joe No, I could never be an Energetic Port Tippler, as I don't drink port. Outwit any fish lately, Joe? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Certainly not the wily carp! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Bet the Joe Xia household goldfish gets lots of attention, bet it provides lots of entertainment when it "disappears" into its underwater plastic house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 Certainly not the wily carp! I thought it was Wile E. Coyote... Now granted, a coyote would run rings around Ol' Foul Joe, whereas a fish could only swim rings around him. Unless it was on dry land and then it would probably be forced to flop rings around him. Which would be rather amusing. Joe, with hands outstretched, fingers clutching at empty air as the dying fish, it's primitive brain shutting down as death claims it, still has enough intelligence to stay one flop ahead of him. It's in witnessing situations like this that convinces me that there is a benign intelligence running the universe. And occasionally it has an puckish sense of humor. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 17, 2010 Share Posted August 17, 2010 I thought it was Wile E. Coyote... Now granted, a coyote would run rings around Ol' Foul Joe, whereas a fish could only swim rings around him. Unless it was on dry land and then it would probably be forced to flop rings around him. Which would be rather amusing. Joe, with hands outstretched, fingers clutching at empty air as the dying fish, it's primitive brain shutting down as death claims it, still has enough intelligence to stay one flop ahead of him. It's in witnessing situations like this that convinces me that there is a benign intelligence running the universe. And occasionally it has an puckish sense of humor.You've actually witnessed situations like the above? Have you considered dialing down the meds? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 No... Why? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 No... Why? Oh ... no reason ... none at all ... {Joe quietly steps back} .... Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I often write heartfelt things here, in the Peng Challenge Thread, albeit with the bite of humor. But I seldom see anyone else take the time or trouble. Quite probably, you don't even read what I write. No matter, then. Every heart holds it's own secrets, and it may well be that you lot hold your secrets more closely to heart, or you're simply too fecking brutish to cast those secrets into actual language, sharing them with your fellows, or you have no secrets, or you've just recently been arrested for vomiting in a particularly egregious manner while attacking a police horse. It takes all kinds to make a world. It occurred to me, recently, that when I was a young man in my early 20s, I considered anyone who was in his mid-50s to be old, broken down, and on his way out of this world. Now, at that same age, it occurs to me that I take exception to the appraisal of my younger self, and would like to meet me in a dark alley and kick the fecking snot out of myself. Because now, in my mid-50s, I no longer feel myself to be a broken down old man. What really angers me, of course, is that I am, in fact, old, and broken down, and on his way out of this world. There is nothing worse than proving yourself right, if proving yourself right proves you wrong. I take some comfort from the fact that most of you lot of gibbering howler monkeys couldn't be proved right if the Lord God Himself came down and started laying about him with a massive sword, and every stroke left a bloody wound and an imprimatur of 'Not Quite So Stupid As You'd Think' on your hides. Because, when we come right down to it, you're every bit as stupid as you pretend to be. On the other hand, I delight in the odd bits of 'Not Quite As Stupid As You'd Think' that you show... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I often write heartfelt things here, in the Peng Challenge Thread, albeit with the bite of humor. But I seldom see anyone else take the time or trouble. Quite probably, you don't even read what I write. No matter, then. Every heart holds it's own secrets, and it may well be that you lot hold your secrets more closely to heart, or you're simply too fecking brutish to cast those secrets into actual language, sharing them with your fellows, or you have no secrets, or you've just recently been arrested for vomiting in a particularly egregious manner while attacking a police horse. I don't have a heart. And you got your "its" wrong above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I don't have a heart. And you got your "its" wrong above. Even Jesus occasionally got the latin wrong... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Even Jesus occasionally got the latin wrong... And look how he ended up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 I often write heartfelt things here, in the Peng Challenge Thread, albeit with the bite of humor. But I seldom see anyone else take the time or trouble. It's simple. I subscribe to the "Why cast your pearls before swine?" theory of life. As you should well recall, I once began a website (which website BTW is still in existence) where pearls could be displayed before a properly appreciative audience. As you may also recall, audience interest—including apparently your own—waned and eventually died altogether. Now it seems that the only people (if 'people' is the proper term) who bother to drop by are spammers. Sic transit gloria mundi...or something like that. As for this lot, on the few occasions when I have tried to share something lovely and/or profound, I have been met with either outright scorn or uncomprehending silence. So be it. They like to play rough, I can play rough. In fact, I can be rougher than the rest of them put together, for I and I alone am Lord God and Supreme Being of this here thread. The die has been cast. The gauntlet thrown down, etc. The Eternal remains eternal. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 PS: dalem finally got something right. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 18, 2010 Share Posted August 18, 2010 Even Jesus occasionally got the latin wrong... He spoke Aramaic, Dr. Memory. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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