Michael Emrys Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Stuka's early life was tragically warped by exposure to Evangelical missionaries. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Oh, well, now we know Emrys missionary position Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Don't get your hopes up, kiddo. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 8.05am flight tomorrow...surely not too early for Bloody Mary's? I think as long as it's a tomato based drink that's a good approximation to 'breakfast'. A Bloody Mary and a Bacon, Sausage and Egg McMuffin. Breakfast of Champions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 In the Bangkok business lounge now, had a Bloody Mary for breakfast but had to wait until on the plane! Stoopid Ramadan! Then some New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc's etc etc...now tucking into the complimentary Singha beers before continuing the journey onto Oddstralia!! Woot! before I forget...you all suck! Hugs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 I suck! Hugs I got rid of all the unnecessary filler material in your post and distilled (a word you are far too familiar with, in my opinion) it into it's purest essence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 12, 2010 Share Posted August 12, 2010 Originally Posted by Stuka I suck! Hugs Sounds like the kind of back alley proposition one hears a lot of in Bangkok. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 You wan Donkee? You wan Donkee? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 You wan Donkee? You wan Donkee? Noooooooooooo. Me wan Ferrari. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Can't sleep. Hate you all. Mostly OGSF though - he owes me a setup. Boo, though fortified with tanks that don't miss, continues to writhe in the grip of my superior play. He made smoke and has charged my main position on the big flag, but there were bullets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 13, 2010 Share Posted August 13, 2010 Mostly from my side, it looked like, as your side was busy doing the horizontal frug. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Sounds like the kind of back alley proposition one hears a lot of in Bangkok. Michael I can see you needed to post that confession! On a public forum, and all. Your conscience finally reared it's ugly head, within your ugly head, obviously. No doubt your name is whispered with fear in those same sordid back alleys... "Look out, that crazy wizened Old American is back and he wants his usual deal..." You might get cheap deals in the back alleys but the airlines must love you. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 I just wanted to say that Emrys back ally activities in Bangkok, or anywhere else, consenting or otherwise, is only interesting insofar as it includes severe embarrassment. Please continue. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 I notice the jackals gathering to attack the lion. Such pathetic, cowardly creatures are they. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Aha, Bangkok foreplay... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 I notice the jackals gathering to attack the lion. Such pathetic, cowardly creatures are they. Michael That would be - Clarence, The Cross-Eyed Lion. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 ... yes, one can imagine the humid, Bangkok night rent assunder with Emrys squeals, "Blimey, I'm in rapture, fetch me the rubber Gnome", as the locals giggle and quickly leaf through the Emrys-supplied picture dictionary, "no, wait, you won't have one of those, damn it, just bring to me a hippopotamus or whatever SE Asian equivalent you may have to hand, I am a Lion...grrrrr.... grrrrr.... grrrr" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 One night in Bangkok makes the Emrys fumble with the headpiece of his lion suit One night in Bangkok makes the hookers tumble as they flee and on their whistles toot "I only wish he got his kicks above the waistline!" one was heard to sob. And that's our Emrys - the only guy on the planet who can scare a Bangkok whore. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Thinking of Bangkok makes me feel all atwitter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 14, 2010 Share Posted August 14, 2010 Thinking of Bangkok makes me feel all atwitter. No use in that. You're too old to sell your disease-ridden body...except perhaps as a cadaver. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 ...the only guy on the planet who can scare a Bangkok whore. Sig material that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Not in Bangkok, not sending turns, still hating you all... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Not in Bangkok, not sending turns, still hating you all... So what time zone and gutter location is your alcohol stupified presence permeating at this moment. We need to verify the validity of any comments you make with a correlated beer-o'clock to make any sense of same ramblings. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 So what time zone and gutter location is your alcohol stupified presence permeating at this moment. Well I didn't see him while I was holidaying up at the sunshine coast. Lucky me eh? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted August 15, 2010 Share Posted August 15, 2010 Not in Bangkok, not sending turns, still hating you all... Hurrah for Thai immigration officials! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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