gautrek Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 foil hats obsolete http://www.stopabductions.com/ 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalins Organ Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 And if you think you don't need one..well...you're a casualty already.... Aliens will try to stop you from wearing the helmet both mentally and physically. Remember that they can read your mind. Before you make one they may try to influence you that you don’t need one. Wow - how prescient is that?! :eek: 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Other Means Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 I'm wearing mine right now. Since I started I've been unbothered by Aliens, Abductions, Shed 7 and friends and relatives. Thanks gautrek! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gautrek Posted December 17, 2009 Author Share Posted December 17, 2009 And if you think you don't need one..well...you're a casualty already.... Crap i never thought of that. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnergoz Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 Actually, the real aliens sponsored the design of these hats because the hats allow for total control of the human avatar from miles away, while the human thinks they are actually free of alien influence. Devilish, these aliens... 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stoppelhopser Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 foil hats obsolete Now you tell me. After wearing mine for 20 years. Not funny. I trusted them for such a long time. Now all the strange happenings in my life are starting to make a terrible sense... Nominated best web site ever since discovering the site of the man who wants to be Peter Pan (sorry, lost the link and drank lots since to remove the images from my mind). 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 The hat is not working, I'm having an urge to abduct this specimen anyway! Also, I love their blurb: The thought screen helmet has effectively stopped several types of aliens from abducting or controlling humans. Only four failures have been reported since 1998. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 ...I'm having an urge to abduct this specimen anyway! She does look dangerous and should be taken immediately into custody. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pandur Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 HA, the site claims she is austrian, i will fix her myself, hands off you guys! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gunfreak Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 She might be crazy, but it's the good kind of crazy. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sixxkiller Posted December 19, 2009 Share Posted December 19, 2009 You need a foil hat just to read some of your threads here hehe. But I would have thought Kettler would have sold you all the deluxe version already. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 She might be crazy, but it's the good kind of crazy. She looks like the cat contemplating a dinner of mouse. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gunnergoz Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 No wonder you guys are always complaining about being single or divorced or whatever...look at the weird kind of women you find attractive! The anti-alien-hat wearing kind! Beam me up Scotty, no intelligent life on this rock! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomm Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 The hat ... boobs ... not working, ... having ... boobs ...! Sergei, Your message appears to be garbled! Please repeat!! Best regards, Thomm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sergei Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Sorry Thomm, I wouldn't have made my comments if I'd known she was your girlfriend! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thomm Posted December 20, 2009 Share Posted December 20, 2009 Sorry Thomm, I wouldn't have made my comments if I'd known that you are married for that long and have a small child, and therefore react sensitively when exposed to young women with bedroom eyes. Fixed! No problem! Best regards, Thomm 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affentitten Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 Spot the logic flaw in this direction from the website: As of 2008, aliens have taken ten thought screen helmets from abductees in America and Australia. In one case, a woman had four different kinds of helmets. The aliens went all through her house, opening all drawers and cabinets, and took the four helmets she had, and returned one! She believes that the aliens are mystified as to how the helmets work. Before you make a helmet you must have a cabinet or trunk or other container that has a lock. You must keep your thought screen helmet locked up when you are not wearing it. Otherwise they will go through your entire house searching for it and take it, even if you thought you hid it well. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalins Organ Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 If you only spotted 1 logic flaw then you're possessed by the aliens already....... However the one you think you spotted seems perfectly reasonable to me ...well in their terms that is.... of course they will know where you think you hid it well.....they can read your thoughts dummy! 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Affentitten Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I think we need a new adjective. The website seems to cater for an audience that is so far deluded that normal descriptions don't apply. I suggest "extra-Kettlerian". 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Elmar Bijlsma Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I'm surprised these people are capable of functioning in society. 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 I'm surprised these people are capable of functioning in society. Who says they are? They may be the ones scurrying about in the dimly lit hallways of dirty residence hotels, their little brown bags clutched to their chests. Don't try to make eye contact with them, you'll only regret it. Michael 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stalins Organ Posted December 21, 2009 Share Posted December 21, 2009 There's lots of other body parts that could make contact with that lovely little looney.....:) 0 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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