Berlichtingen Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 A Peng, nearly 50 years ago, was hatched on this day. Bow your heads for the suffering this has caused us all. Rules ('cus Joe'll want 'em) 12) Seanachai hates you VI) Peng hates you g7) I hate you BB) Lesser creatures hate you That about covers it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Always nice to see you around, Berli (well, actually you are a miserable bummer and a drip, but I am far too polite to say so), but aren't you being a little beforehand in announcing a new PCT? There is one still active (if you discount the somnolent pace of posting these days (as well as the lackadaisical content (my own posts excepted of course))) with 48 slots left to go. I suppose that as an Olde One you will claim droit de seigneur or something of the sort, but we all know that's a lot of balls, don't we. Nice set of rules though. Brought a nostalgic tear to my eye. Or maybe that was because of the onion I sliced a little ago. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 This is just so very wrong. http://www.cartoon-secrets.com/Photos/roger-ramjet-photos.jpg Oh, and happy birthday, Peng you swine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 19, 2009 Author Share Posted October 19, 2009 I saw the other thread. It did not amuse me. I made an educated guess that the missing 48 would not elevate the content enough to improve matters. Also, as today is Peng Day I felt a new, and still steaming, pile of ****e was in order Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 19, 2009 Author Share Posted October 19, 2009 That about covers it Oops, I forgot to add one of the more important rules... @U) Rodents do not, necessarily, hate you, but they seldom pass up an opportunity to urinate on you while you're sleeping Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 I like cheese Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BFCElvis Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Wankers . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 Rules? You call those rules? They are a travesty and ... and ... welll I've forgotten what else they're called but that's what they are and no error. Oh ... happy Pod Day Peng ... many happy returns. This is the day you try to return your underwear to the store for a refund isn't it? The ones you've been wearing all year that is. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 But what about the cheese? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MeatEtr Posted October 19, 2009 Share Posted October 19, 2009 But what about the cheese? It's aging.... DUH! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wildman Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 The mighty pool reduced to feckin' PICTURES....sadly I see we've given way to the ADAD crowd...I blame Twitter, if any of you pathetic wretches could string even that long of an idea together. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 So sad to hear that Rise of Flight is going so poorly for you, Joe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted October 20, 2009 Author Share Posted October 20, 2009 You are blissfully unaware of what this sorry sack of **** posted because you had the wisdom and forethought to add his dumb ass to your Ignore List I thought he'd been banned... or am I thinkin' of one of the other Gaylord clones? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Ah, that one, very special day of the year, when I stop everything else I'm doing to contemplate the birth of MrPeng. I spend 6 hours, minimum, sitting in meditation upon the Miracle that is Peng, and that led to all this. Then, generally speaking, I get completely sh*t-faced. I'm talking totally legless, here. The kind of drunkenness that either results in death, or a moment of perfect clarity so intense that it is almost impossible to retain the depth, the poignancy and the beauty. I walked today through a beautiful marsh and woodland park, contemplating Peng. And now, after several hours of 'carpet drinking', which makes the bombing of Dresden look like the home improvement equivalent of 'changing out the hardware on the cabinets', I've suddenly realized the point of it all. I can see the pattern, as perfect and unique as a snowflake, of the Peng Challenge Thread. I understand why...why... EVERYTHING. Who came to post, what it all meant, I now, totally understand. It's all so simple, listen, the point is — Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Verbose Dribbling snipped......the point is — He passed out. Again. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 He passed out. Again. And that's the point. The whole point. The only one he has...save the one on top of his head. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 And that's the point. The whole point. The only one he has...save the one on top of his head. Michael But if we put a star on that, he looks just like a little Christmas tree. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 But if we put a star on that, he looks just like a little Christmas tree.If you can imagine a drunken Christmas tree lurching down the street screeching Celtic poetry at the top of it's voice ... then maybe so. You celebrate Christmas differently in Ohio don't you. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 You celebrate Christmas differently in Ohio don't you. That might have something to do with there being no natural lakes in Ohio. It gives the whole state an air of...unnaturalness. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 That might have something to do with there being no natural lakes in Ohio. It gives the whole state an air of...unnaturalness. Michael Umm... ever heard of Lake Erie, Capt. Geography? You know... one of the Great Lakes? Shirley you've heard of them. Largest concentration of fresh water in the world? Or is the whole concept of "fresh" completely lost on someone as old and odoriferous as you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Umm... ever heard of Lake Erie, Capt. Geography? You know... one of the Great Lakes? Yes, and I would point out that it is not in Ohio, Mr. Smarty Pants. I wish you better luck with your next set of eyeglasses. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Yes, and I would point out that it is not in Ohio, Mr. Smarty Pants. I wish you better luck with your next set of eyeglasses. Michael Actually, since the southern islands in the lake are part of Ohio, then yes, Lake Erie is indeed in Ohio. It's also in Canada. And Pennsylvania. And New York State. And Michigan. Nice try, though. Are you patterning your nit-pickiness after Shaw or are you just doing an homage to The Anal Retentive chef? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Actually, since the southern islands in the lake are part of Ohio, then yes, Lake Erie is indeed in Ohio. It's also in Canada. And Pennsylvania. And New York State. And Michigan. Nice try, though. Are you patterning your nit-pickiness after Shaw or are you just doing an homage to The Anal Retentive chef? An anally rententive chef has to be better than the alternative. At least, I'm certain I wouldn't want to eat at the restaurants you patronise, Boo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted October 20, 2009 Share Posted October 20, 2009 Actually, since the southern islands in the lake are part of Ohio, then yes, Lake Erie is indeed in Ohio. As usual, you've got it wrong. Ohio is in Lake Erie. Are you patterning your nit-pickiness after Shaw or are you just doing an homage to The Anal Retentive chef? Look who's talking. Anyway, there are many things contributing to Ohio's unnaturalness. The only thing that could be worse is Australia where everything is weird and unnatural. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted October 21, 2009 Share Posted October 21, 2009 Anyway, there are many things contributing to Ohio's unnaturalness. Michael But the only thing contributing to Washington State's unnaturalness is, not surprisingly, you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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