Michael Emrys Posted August 29, 2009 Share Posted August 29, 2009 Boo is a very hard taskmaster, we are held to a much higher standard of shamefulness than people from those other houses. Which you nevertheless manage to meet by a generous margin. Congratulations. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 ...who threw for a touchdown in his very first game ... granted it was to the other team... Joe I believe that would be called an interception. But sports has always been something you were never quite able to grasp, isn't it, Joe. That's why the jocks back in high school always stuffed you in a locker at every opportunity. That and the fact that you were so much more... graceful than they. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 I believe that would be called an interception. But sports has always been something you were never quite able to grasp, isn't it, Joe. That's why the jocks back in high school always stuffed you in a locker at every opportunity. That and the fact that you were so much more... graceful than they.Uh ... yeah ... that's why I said ... At least that's the way you describe it these days. I didn't want to further embarass you ... FURTHER embarass. And I was most assuredly not graceful ... though I was well spoken. But enough about me, let's make fun of you some more. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 But enough about me. Joe Yes. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 And I was most assuredly not graceful ... Given that you are not graceful in any way now, that's not hard to believe. Effeminate, on the other hand, cannot be dismissed so readily. There are reports that you used to tat doilies after school. And what about that photo of Lex Barker in his Tarzan costume that you had above your bed, eh? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 The leopard doesn't change his spots - and why would you mistake the meaning of the man in the suit? It's all about muscles, M'sewer Emrys. Tat doilies - that doesn't sound dirty enough to be something to worry about, unless I've stumbled upon some bizarre slang for a deflowering ceremony. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 30, 2009 Share Posted August 30, 2009 Tat doilies - that doesn't sound dirty enough to be something to worry about, unless I've stumbled upon some bizarre slang for a deflowering ceremony. Who knows what dark practices lie in Joe's unlighted past? It chills the blood just to imagine them. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted August 30, 2009 Author Share Posted August 30, 2009 Who knows what dark practices lie in Joe's unlighted past? It chills the blood just to imagine them. Michael Noo tha' there's anythun wrong wi' tha', eh Emrys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Wherre's mah feckin ' turn, Jimmy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 "Jimmy": isn't that a slang term for crowbar? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 Wherre's mah feckin ' turn, Jimmy?And in news that people actually care about ... lads, your Beloved Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread is off to Des Moines tomorrow. That means, of course, that I'm forced to leave you in the tender (albeit incompetent) care of Boo Radley. What's that lad, speak up Boo, we can't hear you when you duck you heard like that and mumble, granted you've not much to hold your head up for in this life but you ARE a member of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread and by GAWD that's something. That's better, now what were you saying? Yes, yes you can take your bullet out of your pocket but be sure not to put the loaded chamber under the ham ... oh ... damn I'll bet that smarts doesn't it ... well I'm sure the Lady Rose is extremely familiar with getting blood out of your clothes. And I'm certain that she knows the way to the Emergency Room. Off you go lad. Anyway, I'll try to check in from Des Moines but the internet will do what it does. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I'll try to check in from Des Moines but the internet will do what it does. Hopefully there will be a terrific storm and all the lines will be down. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 "Jesus, Steve, what is all that smoke?!?" "Hush, dalem!" "Lars, do you know what all that smoke is from?" "I have no idea." "Steve, did you just set your pants on fire?" "No... Yes." "You set your pants on fire?!?" "Why do you always make such a big deal of little things?!?!?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 There it is, folks. The reason why the Midwest is the laughing stock of the rest of the nation. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 "Oh wow, I set my pants on fire again. But I caught it right away this time." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 A pubic blaze is nothing to be sneezed at........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 "Oh wow, I set my pants on fire again. But I caught it right away this time."The scariest part is the fact that the pants were likely enough not ON Seanachai at the time. "Why do you always make such a big deal of little things?!?!?" Please dalem ... no thingie references in the M.B.T. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I wonder what goes on at Dalem's house. Maybe it's better I don't know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 "You set your pants on fire?!?" I imagine that with all the alchohol that's been spilled on them and the fact that they constantly leak vast quantities of flammable gas, any day when they're NOT on fire is quite a surprise. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 The flammable gas would not necessarily come from alcohol either. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 I am so freaking tired, my eyes hurt from this drivel...wait. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted August 31, 2009 Share Posted August 31, 2009 The flammable gas would not necessarily come from alcohol either. Michael That's what I was implying. Count on you to pick up on the blatantly obvious. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Oh dear. Reference to thingies is frowned upon whilst the side affects of flatulence is lauded. We give thanks to the Uber-Gnome for providing us with some class. sigh... Ok, here's the thing: if you were buying cigars for a gift, which would you buy? Obviously, for Joe or Boo you'd get some rolls of bark from the back yard and stuff it with wombat dung, but for someone you genuinely admired and liked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Stalking the pizza delivery guy again, Costard? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted September 1, 2009 Share Posted September 1, 2009 Bolivar Coronas or Partagas No4....... Box of 25, not the faggy little tight arse box of 5.......show that pizza guy you care! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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