Stuka Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 I spent a weekend with a girlfriend once who had an 8 track tape player (yes, one of those) and one of those big 8 track cassettes of Abba, which she popped into the machine and set it to repeat. Endlessly. That's when I knew beyond all doubt that she was beyond redemption. Only my boundless good nature prevented me from hacking her into small pieces with a dull steak knife. That and the fact you didn't have a puncture repair kit handy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted September 12, 2009 Share Posted September 12, 2009 Somehow I have the feeling he had it coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 You know, I haven't played a good game of cribbage in donkey's years. Yeknod has his own years? Or did you mean ears? I would hope he has his own ears. If not, whose would he have? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Yeknod has his own years? Or did you mean ears? I would hope he has his own ears. If not, whose would he have? Haven't you noticed that strange looking necklace he wears? Ninja Donkey collects trophies. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Yeknod has his own years? Or did you mean ears? I would hope he has his own ears. If not, whose would he have? Virtually anyone's ... surely you've heard of ... "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears." Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 My, my, look what just staggered in from the farther reaches of mental disability. The Shaw is back online. Due to great advances in computer technology, even the totally incompetent are able now able to upchuck their lame impressions of wit and charm. Well, I suppose it does keep him off the streets. But I'm not sure that's such a good thing. I keep thinking of all those busses and garbage trucks missing all those opportunities to run him down as he hobbles more or less along the crosswalk. Sad, really. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 My, my, look what just staggered in from the farther reaches of mental disability. The Shaw is back online. Due to great advances in computer technology, even the totally incompetent are able now able to upchuck their lame impressions of wit and charm. Well, I suppose it does keep him off the streets. But I'm not sure that's such a good thing. I keep thinking of all those busses and garbage trucks missing all those opportunities to run him down as he hobbles more or less along the crosswalk. Sad, really. MichaelTHE Shaw ... I rather like that ... much like referring to the chief of the MacKenzies as THE MacKenzie. Thank you Michael ... of course the rest of your post was your usual rubbish but two words out of that slop isn't bad. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
costard Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Virtually anyone's ... surely you've heard of ... "Friends, Romans, Countrymen, lend me your ears." Joe How did the rest of that speech go? "treachery..yadayadayada..bleep... \#4kin senate...Caesar..KILL!" "Taxes on the rise, an' it's all for your own good. Trust me." amici, Romani, comparii, vos aures desirare.? Written in the sixteens by the flea bitten bard. Not by the Shaw. Who'd want to clean him out of their tyres anyway, his insignificance rendered the economic honour of being valued at less? with a wit of sorts, it is said by the witless; anything isn't nothing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 THE Shaw ... I rather like that ... much like referring to the chief of the MacKenzies as THE MacKenzie. The Shaw? I think it was said in the same context as 'the crabs', as in he has a dose of 'the crabs'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Or the Tijuana quickstep. About as welcome too. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 ... or The Hoff as said in the same context as "Justicar Baywatch", as in the fake, non-slip Hoff mullet might attract another Mormon wife... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OGSF Posted September 13, 2009 Author Share Posted September 13, 2009 So who is posting under Seanachai's account? Di yoo owe mae a feckin' turrrn, laddie? Di ye? Ye must! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted September 13, 2009 Share Posted September 13, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 So what's good for cleaning vomit off a monitor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 The Shaw. During his formative years... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 The Shaw. During his formative years...I have never, EVER played the accordian ... I was the lead singer and lead guitar player for the Thirteenth Hour. That's right, people PAID to hear me sing ... well ... not more than once but still ... Mind you he does bear a passable resemblance to me in those days. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 The Shaw. During his formative years... Yep. That's him in the flesh...rotting, putrid flesh.... Might have known he'd be an accordion player. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I have never, EVER played the accordian Too late to issue denials now. The truth is out. Although I suppose that we could agree that what you did with it could hardly be called playing. Unless you include torture in your definition. ...people PAID to get me to stop... Fixed that for ya. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I think Joe is going to attract more Morman wives with his new err old look. An accordian might help too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I think Joe is going to attract more Morman wives with his new err old look. An accordian might help too.I'll not dignify this obvious FORGERY with comment ... as if I'd ever have worn tinted glasses. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patch Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I'll not dignify this obvious FORGERY with comment ... as if I'd ever have worn tinted glasses. Joe If you were a singer in a rock band, then you wore tinted glasses. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 If you were a singer in a rock band, then you wore tinted glasses.Gimme a break Patch ... it was in Turner, Montana ... I was in a band, we played rock ... but it's not like I hung out with Janis in San Francisco. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 More like a caveman in France...the original rock. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 More like a caveman in France...the original rock. RuneI haven't seen you in Rise of Flight ... please prepare a written excuse within the next 24 hours or face the consequences. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted September 14, 2009 Share Posted September 14, 2009 I think Joe is going to attract more Morman wives with his new err old look. An accordian might help too. All he needs is a lot of gold chains around his neck. Tackiest Dork of the Century. Think of it, Joe, fame awaits you. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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