flammenwerfer Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 It's going to take them six days to arrange adequate security? Well, he does work at the Post Office. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 24, 2009 Share Posted June 24, 2009 You mean they still don't have metal detectors at the doors? Where is all the taxpayers' money going? Aside from lavish retirement parties, I mean. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 They had to remove the metal detectors because the thick plate in his head kept setting them off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 They had to remove the metal detectors because the thick plate in his head kept setting them off. Ah! That must also make catching a plane tricky too. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Ah! That must also make catching a plane tricky too. Michael Oh, he chases those things all over whenever he sees them up in the sky, but they're just too damn fast for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Poor chap. I hope there is somebody who takes care of him, makes a nice bowl of gruel for him, changes his Depends™, etc. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Why change 'em? That's where his pretend friend Mr. Chunky comes from, and sometimes Mr. Chunky is the only one that'll play with him all day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I'm in Prague and none of you lot are........ This pleases me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 I'm in Prague and none of you lot are........ This pleases me. Not nearly as much as it pleases us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 25, 2009 Share Posted June 25, 2009 Uh-oh, looks like Stukes got pee on his trousers again. You're supposed to face downwind for that operation, Stukes. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 But fortunately, it's a look that works for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nidan1 Posted June 26, 2009 Share Posted June 26, 2009 Go ahead have your fun....but you will all be working to support ME now! I'll be sucking up the Social Security monthly for a long time, thank you very much. Psssst..... someone tell poor phlegmtosser that the telephones arent run by the Post Office in the US. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Psssst..... someone tell poor phlegmtosser that the telephones arent run by the Post Office in the US. Well, his ignorance is quite understandable. He lives (If you could call it that) in Florida. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 I'm in Prague and none of you lot are........ I think you are all quite mean to Old Man Stukes. He of the advancing years, he of the cluelessness. His reply to my query about his non-turn-sending-ways were answered by this litle gem... "Yeah, turn sending is not high on the list of priorities right now...so suck it up Mr retired guy". Now I know the stress of being on holiday has some deletrious effect on most people, but mistaking me for a square-headed ex-Marine is the pits. Honestly. I know we have to cut him some slack, after all Queenslanders never really catch up to the rest of the country. So, pat him lightly on the head as he meanders across the globe, and don't take too seriously his alchoholic babblings. Poor Stukes. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 He of the advancing years... I'm not sure that 'advancing' is quite the right the right word as that implies making progress, going somewhere, etc., and we all know such a concept is as alien to our lost Ozzie as, say, good hygiene. I think a better choice would be 'accumulating', as for instance the way rotting vegetable matter and small dead animals accumulate in the rain gutters of ones roof. ...he of the cluelessness. Yes, well you did get that part right. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
flammenwerfer Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Well, his ignorance is quite understandable. He lives (If you could call it that) in Florida. Keep the hate coming gents. I'm enjoying it. Gotta run, got some Starlings to shoot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Well it is easy to mix Noba and Nidan1 up, especially after a few absinethesesess... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 27, 2009 Share Posted June 27, 2009 Well it is easy to mix Noba and Nidan1 up, especially after a few absinethesesess... And most especially when one's IQ is smaller than one's belt size. Not that I'm saying that you are fat or anything. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 Just his head. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 6) I have a problem. See, I bought some Guinness for a thing a couple of weekends ago, and my neighbor bought me a case of Guinness for doing his lawn, and I already had a bunch in the fridge because I like to keep it around for Seanachai to drink. So now I've got all this frikkin' Guinness in my fridge taking up space. What the hell am I supposed to do with it? I am returned from the Great North. Seanachai here, posting on Dalem's nickel, and under his rubric. The Guinness situation is 'in hand'. I have relieved him of any embarrassment of an excess of Guinness. Dalem has never even had a Guinness. That should be embarrassment enough to last anyone a lifetime. Now, we are going to retire to his back patio, there, to smoke cigars, drink rum, and read 'Uncle Remus' out loud. We're in a competition to see to see who can read children's stories 'out loud' better... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 We're in a competition to see to see who can read children's stories 'out loud' better... Mass regression then. Not too surprising, given the overall history of your group. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted June 28, 2009 Share Posted June 28, 2009 I am returned from the Great North. Seanachai here, posting on Dalem's nickel, and under his rubric. The Guinness situation is 'in hand'. I have relieved him of any embarrassment of an excess of Guinness. Dalem has never even had a Guinness. That should be embarrassment enough to last anyone a lifetime. Now, we are going to retire to his back patio, there, to smoke cigars, drink rum, and read 'Uncle Remus' out loud. We're in a competition to see to see who can read children's stories 'out loud' better...By way of setting a benchmark ... how much Guinness was required to get to the point where you even considered such a contest? Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 I am returned from the Great North. Seanachai here, posting on Dalem's nickel, and under his rubric. We're in a competition to see to see who can read children's stories 'out loud' better... ... followed by the obligatory lighting of their intestinal gas. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 We're in a competition to see to see who can read children's stories 'out loud' better... Congratulations. Now you all have an excuse to move your lips while reading. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted June 29, 2009 Share Posted June 29, 2009 By way of setting a benchmark ... how much Guinness was required to get to the point where you even considered such a contest? Joe The Gnome would be in that kind of contest even after drinking a root beer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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