Boo Radley Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 You're so pathetic ... how the good Lady Rose put up with you ... all the world wonders! Joe I'm an ongoing project of hers. Much like you are with the good doctors at the primate institute. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 They ain't dead, they're merely restin'. Looks like Leeeeeeo is eating the big one again. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Looks like Leeeeeeo is eating the big one again. Michael Eat feces, Non-player! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Slime away, Ol' Foul Joe. I haven't yet played anyone with alzheimer's, so it would prove a real treat, I'm sure. Whether I win (I doubt it) or lose (more likely), you won't understand, know, or care. In that case you might consider responding to the email I sent via the new and wonderful "BFC Send An Email To Your Pal Without Actually Sending An Email But Instead By Sending It Via The BFC Send An Email Process That Uses Gawd Knows What To Actually Send The Email" process. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Eat feces, Non-player!Exactly [sNEER] ... The Other Recognized doesn't even play the game [/sNEER] ... of course it's not like you PLAY the game, I mean you'd have to find an opportunity to play someone with even less tactical ability than you have. But instead you get to play me ... and lose again. But then you're used to losing. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Indeed, I am the Zen Master of Losingtude. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I heard the term "Zen Vaudeville" recently. I dunno... it just made me laugh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 and you think people needed to know that? Git Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I heard the term "Zen Vaudeville" recently. I dunno... it just made me laugh. Easily amused, small mind, not exactly news Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 and you think people needed to know that? Git Why yes... yes, I do, Stuka me lad, Stuka me boyo, Stuka me capering baboon. Stuka me flatulant bush baby, Stuka me dingo dancer, Stuka me tabula rasa, Stuka me sputtering spumoni sprinkler (This is fun! Simple mind, right Berli?), Stuka me prancing Pekenese, Stuka me operatic dowager, Stuka me yodeling monkey spanker, Stuka me beemish boy, Stuka me herring sniffer. Yes, I do. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfp MkII Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Well, this seems familiar and still doesn't fail to disappoint. Glad to see some things never change. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Well, this seems familiar and still doesn't fail to disappoint. Glad to see some things never change.And just who the hell would YOU be ... other than an SSN that is? We have rules here lad, some written, some not, but all of them apply to you. So either be about explaining yourself or go play in the sand ... which you presumably have plenty of. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Hmmmmm, first post and yet claiming to be 'familiar'..... I smell a rat and for once it isn't Boo's aftershave. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 I smell a rat and for once it isn't Boo's aftershave. Probably forgot to wipe your mouth after eating. Quaint dietary customs in your part of the world. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Eat feces, Non-player! Has it come to this, Leeeeeeeeeeeeo? Is that the best you can do? How poor. How lame. How impoverished of imagination and color. How lacking in fluency and grace. How very sad. Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Bubonic... made from the best rodent glands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Hmmmmm, first post and yet claiming to be 'familiar'..... I smell a rat and for once it isn't Boo's aftershave. We all knew that Eau de Rodent was a bit too butch for the likes of you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 Has it come to this, Leeeeeeeeeeeeo? Is that the best you can do? How poor. How lame. How impoverished of imagination and color. How lacking in fluency and grace. How very sad. Michael I'm ever so happy to have made you sad. Perhaps you might even be feeling a little suicidal? I mean, you must be disappointed and all now that I'm lacking "fluency and grace." What's the point, then, eh? Wouldn't the quick flash and ensuing darkness of a bath with a toaster bring the long, peaceful night you so raptly desire? I know you had such high hopes for me; and look at what I've done. I've dashed those hopes you cherished so dear. You're welcome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wolfp MkII Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 *White Noise* Joe Ah Joe...Dear, sweet, senile Joe I ask simply that you do but one thing...the ON/OFF switch located on that single cell in your cranium, go ahead and flip it into the up position...No, the up position...Toward the North Star...OK, the ceiling then...That's it. Function test...Is it on?..testing...testing...1,2...1,2. Do try to keep up sparky, as I weave my tale. If I progress too rapidly, simply grunt, and that will suffice as a signal to throttle back so you can catch up: A long, long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...Wait, that's copyright infringement. Let's try a different opening. Once upon a time in the days of yore (that means a while back), I was but a simple SSN, who tripped and fell into this cesspool...THE CESSPOOL...I found, much to my chagrin, that no matter my attempts at escape, I continued to be sucked back in (just like Al Pacino, only he said it better). One day, an epiphany, the only way out must be upward through the ranks. As I navigated this Byzantine Labyrinth of intrigue, infighting, backstabbing, and general churlishness, I was taken on as squire by one Berlichtingen. Being of quick mind and rapier wit, it was not long until the title of Knight was bestowed upon me. But alas, my plan went awry, instead of escape, I sank every deeper into this mortal rendition of Purgatory. Salvation came to me unexpectedly one day in the form of orders. I was sent straight away to a land down under (dont get excited you Aussie twits; I wouldn't venture to a land whose chief attraction is poisonous varmints and weird marsupials)...Argentina, where wine and beef are cheap, but the internet aint so much. As my travels continued, I began to wonder, are any in the CESSPOOL still alive? Imagine my disappointment when a resounding YES! was my answer. I heard the sirens call once again, but couldn't remember my password for my old username (I drank a lot of wine, I mean gallons), Wolfp. So what you see before you today is a reincarnation, a retooling, a bigger, stronger, faster, now armed with a Masters Degree Wolfp. I have risen from the ashes like a Phoenix taking on my new form...Wolfp MkII! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! And I still loathe you all equally: Mace-Hate! Joe-Hate! Nidan1-Hate! Stuka-You're a twit! I am sure I will grow to hate you as well. Lars-Hate! Leeo-Hate! Dalen-Apparently dead, but still hated Michael-Hate! Berlichtingen-Junior's home papa...Whom shall I hate for you? Noba-Nice opening, wanker! Imagination on the fritz? Hate! Boo-Double hate with a cherry on top! Ladies of the Pool-Utmost respect! The Rest because its 0130 where I'm at and I need to hit the rack...HATE! So there you have it Joe, the epic outlining my journies for the last 4 years. To quote that famous army guy who did whatever in the Southern Pacific, "I have been away for a long, long time but now I'm back to free you people from oppression" or somesuch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 2, 2008 Share Posted December 2, 2008 ... {snipped though it was a loverly story, incoherent but loverly} ...Well lad there's the rub you see, for you presumably were Knighted under a different name. Now that you've chosen to return under a NEW name ... well we have no choice have we? But don't fret, I'm certain some loser of a Knight (and let's face it, we have those in ABUNDANCE) will take pity on you and propose you as Serf to the CessPool ... you do remember how to handle the piss bucket right? It's just like riding a bicycle ... of course bicycles usually don't smell like the bucket does ... and it doesn't spill ... but it's pretty much the same. I'm personally confident that an Officer of Marines will be able to handle it. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Squire of mine? Possible I suppose. Its not Kitty, and the rest were infinity forgettable, so its possible Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Squire of mine? Possible I suppose. Its not Kitty, and the rest were infinity forgettable, so its possibleWell he sure as hell wasn't here under the name of Wolfp or whatever .... Flop perhaps. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Wolfwhiz is a silly name anyway... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Berlichtingen Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Wolfwhiz is a silly name anyway... Yes, hamster boy, tell us all about it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted December 3, 2008 Share Posted December 3, 2008 Your name said sideways is Grinchbleeni. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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