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The Oddstraylyuns couldn't put together a good set of rules if you promised them free beer and Vegemite for the rest of their pointless lives.

Comes from participating in all those weird sports of theirs, I imagine.

Pah! We are a truly demo-crated society. We make up the rules, from years of practised elbow-bending sessions at the local.

2nd rate colonials need not apply to become part of the cultured masses who invest time and money in Aussie Rules Football. Ask Mace.

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I'll buy you drink. What would you like? Beer, liquor, prune juice or strychnine? As I thank you for your service (as should all 'merkins), I want to be of some small service in return. So what'll it be, the Hops, the Grain, the Fruit, or the Alkaloid?

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Or it could be that everything you say is so mind-numbingly boring, so seething with incipient ennui, so completely uninteresting to the point where anyone who happens to be within 100 meters of your voice experiences a world gone grey, with all color and nuance of expression completely leeched out of it, that as a protective measure, any time you speak, write, or express yourself in any fashion whatsoever, I immediately hear a 60-cycle hum, which in comparison is like a Mozart aria.

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