stoat Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Originally posted by Noba: The fact that I did indeed get rewarded for the fantastic effort of running around over a hot 3 days refereeing (mainly women) in tight lycra bodysuits... wait - that was them, not me! - goes to show that the National Referee Coaches recognised the effort you all put in to help me achieve this marvelous result. I'm surprised you managed to control your urges in the midst of all of those sweaty, fit, 12 year old girls. Was R Kelly also attempting to get certified? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 And it seems NG cavscout is too busy throwing possessors of overdue library books in jail to send me a turn. BELOIT, Wis. - Keely Givhan got a hard lesson on the importance of returning overdue library books -- six days in the Rock County Jail. After stopping her for a traffic violation in November, officers executed an arrest warrant for failure to appear in court over items that had not been returned to the Beloit Public Library.Happy Casimir Pulaski Day to all of you scum secreting sallies out there on the board. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Originally posted by stoat: And it seems NG cavscout is too busy throwing possessors of overdue library books in jail to send me a turn. And you are too busy being an annoying twit to send me a turn. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Originally posted by Boo Radley: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat: And it seems NG cavscout is too busy throwing possessors of overdue library books in jail to send me a turn. And you are too busy being an annoying twit to send me a turn. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 3, 2008 Share Posted March 3, 2008 Originally posted by stoat: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: The fact that I did indeed get rewarded for the fantastic effort of running around over a hot 3 days refereeing (mainly women) in tight lycra bodysuits... wait - that was them, not me! - goes to show that the National Referee Coaches recognised the effort you all put in to help me achieve this marvelous result. I'm surprised you managed to control your urges in the midst of all of those sweaty, fit, 12 year old girls. Was R Kelly also attempting to get certified? </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugged Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Originally posted by Noba: But sorry, wrong age group I'm afraid. I only made the grade for the Older Ladies.Hey, I'm curious, in what age group are these "Older Ladies"? ...they have me yelling at them over their shoulders to "make it back with me, ladies"... Noba. I'm not familiar with this command. What is it you're asking of them? I'm not sure if it's the 'sports' bit of your story that I'm unable to follow or if it's the 'Aussie' bit. Either way, I'm lost (not that that's unusual or anything). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Originally posted by Bugged: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: But sorry, wrong age group I'm afraid. I only made the grade for the Older Ladies.Hey, I'm curious, in what age group are these "Older Ladies"? ...they have me yelling at them over their shoulders to "make it back with me, ladies"... Noba. I'm not familiar with this command. What is it you're asking of them? I'm not sure if it's the 'sports' bit of your story that I'm unable to follow or if it's the 'Aussie' bit. Either way, I'm lost (not that that's unusual or anything). </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 At what point does the ritual cannibalism take place? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rune Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 you fecking Aussie koala Noba, You have to run five yards and get out of the way. Boo hoo. A REAL referee runs the entire pitch, for 90 minutes or more, and stays by play but not in it. That is 120 meters by 100 meters, while being judge, jury, and executioner in a sport with a lot of physical contact. 70 meter by 50 meters and you have to mark 5 yards, and they aren't even aloowed to tackle. train one of your rats down there to do that. Oh wait....I see, never mind, carry on, carry on.. Say another word about Soccer referees, and I'll make sure you never get wine from Winecape, he, like me, is a Soccer Referee. Rune Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted March 4, 2008 Author Share Posted March 4, 2008 Touch Rugby? Isn't that about the same thing as soccer? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I believe it's similar to no-touch sex, with which I'm sure Noba is quite conversant. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Originally posted by Lars: Touch Rugby? Isn't that about the same thing as soccer? I don't know, but I think it was invented by the French. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 I thought most of the touching in soccer occurred in the showers after the game? Not that theres anything wrong with that... ....unless you're French of course.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Originally posted by rune: you fecking Aussie koala Noba, You have to run five yards and get out of the way. Boo hoo. A REAL referee runs the entire pitch, for 90 minutes or more, and stays by play but not in it. That is 120 meters by 100 meters, while being judge, jury, and executioner in a sport with a lot of physical contact. 70 meter by 50 meters and you have to mark 5 yards, and they aren't even aloowed to tackle. train one of your rats down there to do that. Oh wait....I see, never mind, carry on, carry on.. Say another word about Soccer referees, and I'll make sure you never get wine from Winecape, he, like me, is a Soccer Referee. Rune Cor blimey! Woke you up, obviously. Bloody soccer referees are always getting things wrong. Spurs have been robbed by blokes like you for years. Face it, you wander around the field on some sort of drunken diagonal meander, occasionally whipping out the yellow card when some poncey player falls over - more likely dives - and you get it wrong every time. World Cup. Australia v Italy. Need I say more? Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Originally posted by Leeo: I believe it's similar to no-touch sex, with which I'm sure Noba is quite conversant. Don't confuse me with your reflection. Noba. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stoat Posted March 4, 2008 Share Posted March 4, 2008 Originally posted by rune: you fecking Aussie koala Noba, You have to run five yards and get out of the way. Boo hoo. A REAL referee runs the entire pitch, for 90 minutes or more, and stays by play but not in it. That is 120 meters by 100 meters, while being judge, jury, and executioner in a sport with a lot of physical contact. 70 meter by 50 meters and you have to mark 5 yards, and they aren't even aloowed to tackle. train one of your rats down there to do that. Oh wait....I see, never mind, carry on, carry on.. Say another word about Soccer referees, and I'll make sure you never get wine from Winecape, he, like me, is a Soccer Referee. Rune When I work a game solo I generally get a good workout, but most of the time we run a two man system, and I do amble around. I hate a three man system, but I barely move at all when working the middle. This past fall was my last year in black, and I do believe that I'll miss it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Originally posted by stoat: When I work a game solo I generally get a good workout, but most of the time we run a two man system, and I do amble around. I hate a three man system, but I barely move at all when working the middle. This past fall was my last year in black, and I do believe that I'll miss it. That may be the most homoerotic thing I've ever read. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Originally posted by dalem: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stoat: When I work a game solo I generally get a good workout, but most of the time we run a two man system, and I do amble around. I hate a three man system, but I barely move at all when working the middle. This past fall was my last year in black, and I do believe that I'll miss it. That may be the most homoerotic thing I've ever read. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 How 'bout a bit of a singsong. The group says this one is in honour of Tom Waits. It's genius. He’s got the hands of a blind piano player He’s got a feel for the dark like a soothsayer He takes a little bow and tips his fedora Shouts like he’s gonna save Sodom and Gomorrah Workin’ for the circus X railroad bum Carnival barker for kingdom dot come Dusty ol’ Gibson opposable thumb Bangs out the rhythm on a 50-gallon drum Don’t wait for Tom Tom’s long gone He’s already moved on Don’t wait for Tom I saw an ol’ ’55 Buick Just before dawn I said, Hey, hey Tom The sun’s comin’ up You got your wipers on Are you tryna make it rain again? Are you tryna make it rain again? Is it rainin’ just around your bend? Are you tryna make it rain again? Sittin’ in a corner with his pet muskrat Tossin’ his cards into an old man’s hat He grins at the girls and they always grin back He bets an old waltz he could get ‘em in the sack He makes his own music from the bell of a ‘bone A waitress’s falsie and a railroad phone Bobs on his knees to an old tarantella South of the border he stole it from a fella Don’t wait for Tom Tom’s long gone He’s already moved on Don’t wait for Tom I saw an ol’ ’55 Buick Just before dawn I said, Hey, hey Tom The sun’s comin’ up You got your wipers on Are you tryna make it rain again? Are you tryna make it rain again? Is it rainin’ just around your bend? Are you tryna make it rain again? His triple-jointed juke fingers splay like a scarecrow He kneels down and whistles to a fallen sparrow His eyes light up when they wheel in a piano He reads a dirty joke out of an old Baptist hymnal He wears a tuxedo made of sackcloth and ashes Has a tattoo of a girl who can bat her eyelashes Down on the river he was fishin’ with a sword He knocked off John the Baptist for a word from the Lord He takes his coffee with the blood of a turnip Blushes his cheeks with an Amsterdam tulip Choppin’ up a rooster for a pullet surprise If the gravy don’t getcha he’ll getcha with his eyes Don’t wait… Hey Tom… Don't Wait For Tom -Over the Rhine Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Work is running out. Missed you all. Kind of like the phantom pain that amputees endure. Had to return, to keep Boo in line. Spring is coming. I will soon be paddling again. But, in that interesting window between working, and the kayaking season, I figure on showing up here and abusing you all. But especially the Australians. Gods, how I hate the damn Australians. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 We prefer your hate to your love anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Originally posted by Stuka: We prefer your hate to your love anyway. Of course you do. Now, turn around and smile. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: We prefer your hate to your love anyway. Of course you do. Now, turn around and smile. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: We prefer your hate to your love anyway. Of course you do. Now, turn around and smile. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Noba Posted March 5, 2008 Share Posted March 5, 2008 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Noba: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Seanachai: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Stuka: We prefer your hate to your love anyway. Of course you do. Now, turn around and smile. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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