Joe Shaw Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 Originally posted by Michael Emrys: Looks like somebody left the gate to the cattle pen open. Michael Cattle? More like sheep I think, mindless, nasty, filthy little range maggots. Cattle could be, for example, Texas Longhorns and there's no WAY the Gawdawfuler's are that high on the evolutionary scale. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 23, 2005 Share Posted November 23, 2005 OFFICIAL JUSTICARIATE OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD OFFICE MEMORANDUM FROM: Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread TO: Acting Auxillary Backup Deputy Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread SUBJECT: TPS Reports DATE: Nov. 23rd, 2005 I've been reviewing the paperwork that you submitted to the Office of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread during my absence and I note with some dismay that you have failed to complete section XII on each and every one of the required TPS Reports you submitted. In fact I also note that in addition to section XII missing on each report, each report seems to detail exactly the same activity as the others. The ONLY difference, in fact, seems to be the date on each report. Please advise as to this apparent discrepancy. I'm confident that there is a logical and reasonable explanation for this. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: I'm confident that there is a logical and reasonable explanation for this.Yet another dreamer emerges. What is this, are they like cicadas? Or locusts? Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Patchy Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: OFFICIAL JUSTICARIATE OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD OFFICE MEMORANDUM FROM: Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread TO: Acting Auxillary Backup Deputy Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread SUBJECT: TPS Reports DATE: Nov. 23rd, 2005 I've been reviewing the paperwork that you submitted to the Office of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread during my absence and I note with some dismay that you have failed to complete section XII on each and every one of the required TPS Reports you submitted. In fact I also note that in addition to section XII missing on each report, each report seems to detail exactly the same activity as the others. The ONLY difference, in fact, seems to be the date on each report. Please advise as to this apparent discrepancy. I'm confident that there is a logical and reasonable explanation for this. Joe Um.....yeh....Joe....did you get the memo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: OFFICIAL JUSTICARIATE OF THE PENG CHALLENGE THREAD OFFICE MEMORANDUM FROM: Justicar for Life of the Peng Challenge Thread TO: Acting Auxillary Backup Deputy Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread SUBJECT: TPS Reports DATE: Nov. 23rd, 2005 I've been reviewing the paperwork that you submitted to the Office of the Justicariate of the Peng Challenge Thread during my absence and I note with some dismay that you have failed to complete section XII on each and every one of the required TPS Reports you submitted.Section XII...? Oh, right! That's the part right after Section XI and before Section XIII, that requests descriptions of what clothing I might be wearing (If any) whilst making the report. I don't know, Joe... I might have filled out that section had it been an actual typed section of the original form and not been handwritten in, in the margin, in what appeared to be colored pencil. I thought it was just a whimsical note to yourself. In fact I also note that in addition to section XII missing on each report, each report seems to detail exactly the same activity as the others. The ONLY difference, in fact, seems to be the date on each report.Funny, that... Just goes to show that the more things change, the more they stay the same. I mean, how often can you fill out a form stating that: "A: Some SSN from some Goober nation stumbled in, made an arse of himself and left. II: Mace made an off color comment concerning sheep. 3: Emrys once again droned on about the halycon days when he was young and the earth was still hot. and ZED: Everyone biatched about Seanachai not sending turns." You don't need accurate note taking, you need a fecking mimeograph machine! Please advise as to this apparent discrepancy. I'm confident that there is a logical and reasonable explanation for this. Yah... you'd think so, wouldn't you... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 24, 2005 Author Share Posted November 24, 2005 Originally posted by Patchy: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Boo Radley: I swear, you make me want to go out and buy up all the garden gnomes I can find just to run them over with my car. You're not running over my Garden Gnome! My Garden Gnome likes to ride the Donkey. </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Seanachai!! leave the donkey alone! Stop it! Stop it right now!! oh, all right then.... just... be quiet... and clean up after yourself... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seanachai Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Firstly, and in a sprightly manner may I just say: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GOTZ VON BERLICHTIGEN! Always happy to acknowledge this day when you were cast down into Hell. Nextly, may I just say 'Happy Thanksgiving' to all the Americans on the Thread and on the Forum. Finally, let me say 'Happy 328th Beer Appreciation Day' (for the calendar year 2005) to the Australians. Also, I would never ride a donkey. I am, in fact, allergic to donkeys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Back to yer mobile commode! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Berli has a birthday ... who'd a thunk it? Nonetheless, here's to ya, Berli, may your hemorroids shrink without surgery. Joe p.s. Yeah I know, I stole that from "Bored of the Rings" ... whatcha gonna do about it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 The calender was already invented when he was born? Btw Joe, my condolances to you, today I read that that other great American couple has split. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: today I read that that other great American couple has split. Sonny and Cher? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 24, 2005 Share Posted November 24, 2005 Originally posted by stikkypixie: The calender was already invented when he was born? Btw Joe, my condolances to you, today I read that that other great American couple has split. The OTHER great American couple? You DARE to compare Brad/Jen to those ... those ... airheads? You know NOTHING of American culture. Joe Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Laverne and Shirley? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted November 25, 2005 Author Share Posted November 25, 2005 Minneapolis and St. Paul. And a Happy B-day to Berli! I'd like to say I cooked a turkey in your honor, but I didn't, so I won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Michael Emrys Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GOTZ VON BERLICHTIGEN!Hear, hear! Michael Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Seeing as it is friday afternoon for me, I believe I shall indulge in a cold beer in Herr Berli's honour.. *click* *psssssshhttt* *glug, glug, glug, glug* *buuuuurp!* Heres cheers Big Ears! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dalem Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 So my exquisite versifications don't even merit comments, eh? So I'll regale you with my recipe woes. Preparing stuffing then finding out your Pyrex baking cookware has absented itself is... disconcerting. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Try filling your cake-hole with the stuffing, then shove your head in the oven for 2 hours at 600 degrees... Should do the trick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
juan_gigante Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Who's going to make the joke about his political viewpoints being half-baked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mace Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Originally posted by Seanachai: HAPPY BIRTHDAY, GOTZ VON BERLICHTIGEN!Happy Birthday, cobber!! Nextly, may I just say 'Happy Thanksgiving' to all the Americans on the Thread and on the Forum....and my thoughts go out to all those turkeys that laid down their lives so that Americans may feed. Finally, let me say 'Happy 328th Beer Appreciation Day' (for the calendar year 2005) to the Australians.Yes! YES!!! And here's to the 329th Beer Appreciation day tomorrow!!! w00t! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Yeah love the 329th, the special longneck appreciation day. Oh and happy birthday Berli. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Originally posted by Joe Shaw: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by stikkypixie: The calender was already invented when he was born? Btw Joe, my condolances to you, today I read that that other great American couple has split. The OTHER great American couple? You DARE to compare Brad/Jen to those ... those ... airheads? You know NOTHING of American culture. Joe </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Would be a good Thanksgiving if I had any frickin turns in my in-box. Sheesh, at least the Aussies have a valid excuse. Or, the usual excuse, I forget which. btw, saw a rather interesting PBS show on how OZ land was saved from moral depravity by a boatload of prostitutes in 1790. And here all this time I thought it was the first boatload of sheep that saved them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Joe Shaw Posted November 25, 2005 Share Posted November 25, 2005 Originally posted by dalem: So my exquisite versifications don't even merit comments, eh? {snipped} disconcerting. You should be thankful (it being the season for such) that we forwent the opportunity lad. If my CLASSIS "The Justicar at the Bar" wasn't occasion for mass huzzahs (as it was not ... of course you lot may have been stunned by the beauty and truth of it) then YOUR pitiful efforts aren't worthy of a sneeze. Besides, you can hardly expect to have us appreciate your work when you neglected US and chose to go to a concert instead. Joe p.s. Which concert did you attend ... and don't say "DIS one". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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