Stuka Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Funny thing about Boo's dancing is that it's always a kind of retreating two-step, done double quick-time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: Funny thing about Boo's dancing is that it's always a kind of retreating two-step, done double quick-time. You must be talking about my left side, where you're trying to outflank me and I'm repositioning my troops to meet your attack. That's called tactics, you grinning Aussie Gomer. Why don't you tell them about the center of the map and the marvelous luck you've had there. Tell them! TELL THEM NOW!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Originally posted by Abbott: Hey Ruddy you ready for another game? I can send you a CMAK setup that has "setup" written all over it. Or we can play that CMBB night action of yours? If you've got the guillotine, I've got the neck. (Send me the "setup" and a head basket.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Originally posted by J Ruddy: </font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Abbott: Hey Ruddy you ready for another game? I can send you a CMAK setup that has "setup" written all over it. Or we can play that CMBB night action of yours? If you've got the guillotine, I've got the neck. (Send me the "setup" and a head basket.) </font> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Umm, if his head ends up in the head basket, isn't everything over his head? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Originally posted by Mace: Boy, you must have pissed them off. I had never seen the idiot that came to my house before in my life. His partner an older Grey haired guy just stood behind him kind of smirking at the guy's I'm-a-gonna-save-the-world-complex. I imagine working with the guy has given the other Deputy some previous grins. My neighbor lied to the Cops to get it started. To bad they don't send somebody to his house asking him why he sent them to my house to begin with. He has already said that he lied to the cops just because he was upset. The fecking pussy. I am thinking it would be a good time to stop messing with the local Cops. If you piss them off too much they will start laying in wait for you and writing tickets not long after you leave your driveway. The damn Sheriff's levy just passed here last year adding more funding to their Department. It was that or a property tax levy for the Fire Department. It is a shame our property taxes saw an increase for the un-needed services (IMO) when Fire Services are stretched very thin. I voted “yes” on the Fire levy and "NO" on the Sheriff's levy. I guess all the Retired people in my area, entire communities of them, feel better with the extra Cops. I would rather keep the $250.00 a year then put up with self-important idiots knocking on my door because they didn't have the good sense to ignore a stupid drunk's idiotic accusations. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Donate a bag of food to the K-9 unit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
J Ruddy Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Nobody thinks their house will burn down. Deaths from fires and burns are the fifth most common cause of unintentional injury deaths in the United States (CDC 2005) and the third leading cause of fatal home injury (Runyan 2004). The United State’s mortality rate from fires ranks sixth among the 25 developed countries for which statistics are available (International Association for the Study of Insurance Economics 2003). On average in the United States in 2005, someone died in a fire about every 2 hours (143 minutes), and someone was injured every 29 minutes (Karter 2006). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Originally posted by Lars: Donate a bag of food to the K-9 unit. HA!!!! Good one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 Heh, new truck.. ..and of course it's got a HEMI! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 4, 2007 Share Posted April 4, 2007 How often do you buy trucks? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Originally posted by stikkypixie: How often do you buy trucks? Every chance I get! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 How's about a little sing-song then, eh? Boo hates my Tigers He hates them when they dance Boo fears my Tigers they cause trickles down his pants Boo dreads my Tigers he doesn't stand a chance Boo obeys my Tigers in hopes he'll make a stance TANK HUGH, TANK HUGH, TANK HUGH BERRY MULCH!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Sweet Truck, what size Hemi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stuka Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Originally posted by Boo Radley: Why don't you tell them about the center of the map and the marvelous luck you've had there. Tell them! TELL THEM NOW!!! Oh yes the centre of the map. That would be where my..... (edited because, on second thought, I was giving away too much uber-secret information) .....makes you kind of wonder what is lurking on your right flank doesn't it? [ April 05, 2007, 05:19 AM: Message edited by: Stuka ] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Originally posted by Stuka: Sweet Truck, what size Hemi? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Speedy Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 No BullBar??? That is just sick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Honk! Honk! Honkety! Hooooonnnnk! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Yeknodathon Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Something large and grey shuffles in the back of the paddock....there is a rustling and clinking noise....*ppssshhhrrrrpp*....*gulp* *gulp*....*hic*... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stikkypixie Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 I almost forgot you existed, but then you had to show up like some new kind of truck. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Originally posted by Leeo: How's about a little sing-song then, eh? Boo hates my Tigers He hates them when they dance Boo fears my Tigers they cause trickles down his pants Boo dreads my Tigers he doesn't stand a chance Boo obeys my Tigers in hopes he'll make a stance TANK HUGH, TANK HUGH, TANK HUGH BERRY MULCH!!! Not bad, not bad. I would have given it a 7 because I can dance to it, but the last stanza really doesn't make sense. But then, considering from whence it came, we should all be surprised that any of it made any sense. Oh and Stuka-Nuka_Puka_Pants, in answer to your question... No, not really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abbott Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 Originally posted by Yeknodathon: Something large and grey shuffles in the back of the paddock....there is a rustling and clinking noise....*ppssshhhrrrrpp*....*gulp* *gulp*....*hic*... Sounds like a primer grey Chevy with a bad fuel pump. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boo Radley Posted April 5, 2007 Share Posted April 5, 2007 And now, for another sing-song! Oh, Leeeeo's got his great big Tigers And they're breathin' down my neck (Down my neck!) He's spanking my arse to Kingdom come But I figure 'What the heck?' (What the heck?) Oh, Leeeeo's got my men Runnin' for their lives (For their lives!) If his troops aint too picky They're gonna get some brand new wives! (Brand new wives!) WELCOME TO STUCKEY'S TRY THE CHICKEN WINGS!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Leeo Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 That pretty much sucks, Radley, but it didn't sound broken enough to best represent the drum-like way in which I'm beating you in our current little tussle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lars Posted April 6, 2007 Share Posted April 6, 2007 I got dalem's new dog! Who wants the ears? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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